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Luvcow posted:lem if you wanna help me with this globe you can stand behind me like that swayze guy in that pottery movie and you can wrap your arms around mine and we can do this together in the name of jesus christ 
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Jun 9, 2016 17:33
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having sufficiently hotboxed the room, I put away the pipe, and help move the sphere.
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Jun 9, 2016 18:42
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*joins the sphere conga line* |
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Jun 9, 2016 18:44
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*gets his sphere on with the best of them* |
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Eonwe posted:*joins the sphere conga line* |
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Jun 9, 2016 19:58
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Eonwe posted:*joins the sphere conga line* |
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 With all the groping, jostling, goatweed smoke, and now a conga line the orb begins to change colors wildly as it nears the hole in the [North Wall]. What color do you choose from the cycle of colors you see below before the orb is thrown into the hole  What do you do?  Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 9, 2016 20:40
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God drat probes! Why didn't you guys stop it!??! *looks around to see if there is anything interesting we haven't noticed*
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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Splatmaster posted:Who will be adventurous enough to be... ALIEN PROBED Eh, I'm willing to try new things. "Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less." -General Robert E. Lee |
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Ancelm posted:Eh, I'm willing to try new things. LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... You find yourself just outside an alien ship. There is someone named Trevor standing nearby. He does NOT have a lever. There is a portal in the side of the ship that is beginning to close. You're pretty sure you can make it through before it does. What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Meanwhile, inside the ship... A New Player wishes to join! Please deposit 25 cents to [Add New Player] A small coin-sized slot appears in the wall nearest Cletus. Cletus just happens to have 2 quarters, but Cletus has not spent any points in the Reading and Writing Skill. What do the Players inside the [Space Craft] do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Meanwhile, inside the ship... > I advice that we keep the cents to pay the ferryman Charon in case of someone dying due to being probed too much. And - whoever wants to join us deserves to be probed abit too, we all were! Some of us *TWICE*... WITH PEOPLE LOOKING!!!!!
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Splatmaster posted:
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Jun 9, 2016 23:56
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"hey cletus i bet that leads to some kind of piggy bank" |
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DraconicImpulse posted:"hey cletus i bet that leads to some kind of piggy bank" *whispers* praise jesus, ima give it one of my gold coins
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Luvcow posted:*whispers* praise jesus, ima give it one of my gold coins You deposit one of the "gold" coins into the slot, and you see a [New Player] suddenly appear in a glowing shower of light! Ancelm has joined the party! What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:You deposit one of the "gold" coins into the slot, and you see a [New Player] suddenly appear in a glowing shower of light! > I give him my shiny and chrome lever. He looks abit afraid.
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Ancelm has added a [Shiny Metallic Lever] to their inventory The [Space Craft] suddenly shakes! New mass added to craft! Inertial Dampeners recompensating, calculating... New Repair protocols initiated! It will take an additional 24 hours to initiate repairs! It will take 48 hours to complete repairs due to additional mass What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Ancelm has added a [Shiny Metallic Lever] to their inventory >Load Patch-Notes
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Splatmaster posted:What color do you choose from the cycle of colors you see below before the orb is thrown into the hole i vote we do that purple one |
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DraconicImpulse posted:i vote we do that purple one purple's good *cetus says as he's massaging the new player's shoulders*
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Steve stands at a middle distance, and puts on a pair of sunglasses, and the light shines off of the frames. With machismo ---------------- |
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Uxzuigal posted:>Load Patch-Notes Welcome to patch 1.10! UPDATES -Text changed from "the lever is hot to the touch are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]? amended to "the valve is hot to the touch. Are you [Certain You Wish to Continue]?" -All participants are given 1,000,000 exp for reaching this point! -All players have had their exp removed due to an error in the database that awarded exp. Welcome to 1st Level! -All participants are now authorized to display the  gang tag! It's not a very good rendition, I'm sorry  -I'm not really sorry, it is pretty bad, though! -We are aware of a problem with the authentication servers, you'll notice we never have a problem taking your money though haha! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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super mario batali posted:I also vote for purple
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your mom has arrived (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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MrWillsauce posted:your mom has arrived Someone appears suddenly and just as quickly as they arrived they fly head-first down into the basketball-sized hole! MrWillsauce (AKA: Your Mom) is now being probed! Everyone combines their efforts into bringing the globe to the basketball-sized portal as soon as it changes color to purple and it sails in, revealing another doorway to the north. THE SHIP WILL DEPART IN 24 HOURS There is the outline of a doorway to the [North]. What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Someone appears suddenly and just as quickly as they arrived they fly head-first down into the basketball-sized hole! > Look around for panels, buttons other things. Anything that could be related to ship and or engine controls, life support.
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As the group heads through the [North Passage] you enter another room with the same pristine, sterile featureless room with 3 round hand valves in the center of the room in the floor, and 3 similiar sized and shaped hand valves in the [North Wall] to the right of a [Faintly Outlined Doorway]. There are no other features in this room or any other, save for those features previously noted. What do you do? Welcome to Patch 1.10! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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shinmai posted:*Check for updates* Welcome to patch 1.25! UPDATES -Text changed in the [North Wall] encounter with the round hand valves from: As the group heads through the [North Passage] you enter another room with the same pristine, sterile featureless room with 3 round hand valves in the center of the room in the floor, and 3 similiar sized and shaped hand valves in the [North Wall] to the right of a [Faintly Outlined Doorway]. There are no other features in this room or any other, save for those features previously noted. to As the group heads through the [North Passage] you enter another room with the same pristine, sterile featureless room with 3 round hand valves in the center of the room in the floor that are colored green, yellow and red, and 3 similiar sized and shaped hand valves that are colored (from top to bottom) green, yellow and red in the [North Wall] to the right of a [Faintly Outlined Doorway]. There are no other features in this room or any other, save for those features previously noted and the shocked, stunned, surprised, and disgusted MrWillsauce. -All participants are now buffed with the "buff" buff. Welcome to the big leagues, Playuhs! -We are aware of a problem with the login servers inadvertantly eating your soul, our best Demonologists are working on it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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>Middle Valve - I Chose You! [Pokemon voice] /twists valve
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Steve McSheen continues to add absolutely nothing to this cyoa but to stand around quite manly
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The spacecraft suddenly shakes, and a high pitched whirring sound is increasing in volume. Everyone is surrounded in a glowing nimbus of energy, and you are now standing on the ground outside the spacecraft! The now familiar metallic voice says: All repairs complete. Mission status: complete. New objective: return to destination. The craft brightens considerably and begins to rise up and into the night sky, where it disappears in a quick flash. Thank you for playing! 
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That's you, Twist Fist and Shinmai, Super Mario Batali is the one driving
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