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 Luvcow posted:In as Cletus Uriah Naven Tuttlesworth, a local farmer who is illiterate yet resourceful I think Cletus would get along v good with Butmurr the Steady, a bottom-heavy barbarian mystic who enjoys trivia |
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super mario batali posted:call my attorney, Dan Bigglesworth "urg, first lawyer is maybe orators in ancient greece, in fourth century. could not charge payment for work, lot different now heh heh heh" |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:22
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Splatmaster posted:What do you do? Poke the craft with toe "gruhhh.. common misconception is, saucer help dissipate hot from coffee, actually contact area very small, not much effect urg" shinmai fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:24
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Splatmaster posted:Yet another person joins the gathered group of onlookers "hrrgrug, dear voice in head, pretty sure me is still me Butmurr. as mystic Butmurr immune to dissociative identity disorder. speaking of, first case is mention by Swiss person name Paracelsus in 1646" *looks around nervously* "not want make anyone uncomfortable, maybe others hear voice in head too?" |
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Jun 6, 2016 17:38
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"Me familiar with Expedition to the Barrier Peaks, have bad feeling. Did all know humans vote Barrier Peaks book 5th best D&D book of all time when D&D turn 30 years old?" |
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Jun 6, 2016 18:02
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Luvcow posted:"I played that module when I was a kid but my daddy said it was satanic so I blew it up. I'm thinking maybe we should try blowing this spaceship up too before the devil infects our hearts and souls. PRAISE JESUS!!!!!" "Grmgh, How illiterate crop magician play role game? Butmurr suspicious. Grr Is plantmancy expert know humans in place called Sardinia will say Praise Gesùs? Gruu.." |
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Jun 6, 2016 19:46
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DraconicImpulse posted:i yell "LEROY JENKINS" (a little WoW humor for you guys, nyuk-nyuk) and charge into the thing that looks like a portal. "mrugh, jenkins person is name Ben Schulz. he make presentation at blizz con in year 2007 ad" Splatmaster posted:As DraconicImpulse willfully launches themself at the portal, you hear a wet, slurping sound as they disappear. *draws mystic runes in dirt while chanting to cast a protective aura over everyone*  "gruughh.. badapappapaaa have it own way" "should protect from probation now" *determinedly enters portal* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 6, 2016 22:47
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"grunt, me just be probed for five and one hours and boy are my cheeks tired grugh. Why ancient protective aura not protect from probe. Butmurr suspicious" *starts drawing runes in the air to empower TWIST FIST in his axe whacking endeavour*  "brugh, he just axing a question ha ha ha ha" "do shirtless hero know, axe products have name of musk, spice, amber, oriental and marine from year name 1983 until year name 1989?" |
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Jun 7, 2016 07:34
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*contemplatively rubs the craft's surface around the portal, taking care not to touch the portal* "stupid probing portal make behind sore. glutious maximus biggest muscle in body so this worst case scenario..." |
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Jun 7, 2016 14:42
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Splatmaster posted:The craft's surface is cool and smooth "sky saucer surface exactly like Butmurr heh heh" *circle the saucer looking for any abnormalities, using the ancient Mystic Seeing technique to help" 
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Jun 7, 2016 15:14
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*poke another part of the saucer, far away from the scary portal* |
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Jun 7, 2016 15:55
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*shuffle backwards towards the portal all nonchalant like, sneaking right up to it butt-first* "grugh, that correct, portal with robot voice. you want butt? Butmurr want something in return!" Eonwe posted:*a pink elephant runs up to the portal and throws in a milkshake to placate the alien gods* "nooooo, mr. milkshake. not even have chance to taste yet  "(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:22
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"grugh, might as well go for hat trick. or butt trick maybe heh heh" *enter the portal, if you know what I mean* 
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Jun 7, 2016 22:52
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OOCUxzuigal posted:ooc: Ignorant retard I am - how do I do this? add: code: e: fb |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:43
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Uxzuigal posted:>I agree - praise the herb! "grugh, Butmurr meditate for long time, through mental fog image come through" *shows the group a crude drawing* 
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Jun 8, 2016 23:48
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"grunth, me enjoy more lilac and yellow. grruh. in the middle ages time, pink and purple is color of boy, blue color of girl, strange how swap" *looks at crystal closely to see if it might be candy* |
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Jun 9, 2016 16:02
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"ggrrgg, Butmurr will channel ancient renaissance man William Ikipedia" *does dozens of complicated hand seals in rapid progression, all Naruto-like*  *Screams likea 56k modem*
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Jun 9, 2016 16:18
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"grmm me think probably need fondle globes if know what mean grrrr is almost not trivia that light blue is first when ancient mystic make note on mystosphere" |
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Jun 9, 2016 16:32
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*gets his sphere on with the best of them* |
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Jun 9, 2016 18:45
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Jun 12, 2016 00:44
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super mario batali posted:Can somebody draw me driving a space ship? I'll add my thanks to the pile if someone throws my manateesona in there as well 
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Jun 13, 2016 17:16
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