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The longer you honk the longer I'm just going to sit here snorting crushed Addyi off the dashboard.
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i do this and honk as long as possible like a full 3 seconds and also i don't care how long you make me wait it's worth it to honk.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:37
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Hell Yeah posted:i do this and honk as long as possible like a full 3 seconds and also i don't care how long you make me wait it's worth it to honk. hell yeah also, quit dicking around on your loving phone OP
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Jun 4, 2016 06:39
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snort this punkass! *points to mirror with 100% pure Columbian cocaine on it.*
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Jun 4, 2016 06:40
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I was sitting in the left turn lane the other day with a solid wall of oncoming traffic, and the guy behind me honked at me. I'm not sure if he just wanted me to plow straight through a semi-truck Terminator style or what. People are really angry driving for some reason.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:47
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I was sitting in the left turn lane the other day with a solid wall of oncoming traffic, and the guy behind me honked at me. I'm not sure if he just wanted me to plow straight through a semi-truck Terminator style or what. People are really angry driving for some reason. lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 4, 2016 06:51
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Eustace Tilly posted:The longer you honk the longer I'm just going to sit here snorting crushed Addyi off the dashboard. Yo I had a guy once who honked liek that the second it turned green. Know what I did? I slowly raised my right hand popped a middle finger and slowly crawled forward through the intersection.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:52
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i've adopted a really chilled out driving style as i've gotten older and i still make great time. pretty much every pushy idiot i run across on the highways or off ends up at the next red light with me.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:57
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I only honk when I'm horny
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Jun 4, 2016 06:58
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HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
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Jun 4, 2016 06:59
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Gimbal lock posted:I only honk when I'm horny i'm on my fifth horn now for my car
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Jun 4, 2016 07:02
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Gaunab posted:HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! you raped Patty, Doug
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Jun 4, 2016 07:03
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i relish an opportunity to utilize my horn in an attempt to get you to get the motherfucking hell out of my way because i've got better things to do than wait for you to finish your text
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Jun 4, 2016 07:05
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Put your phone down and drive, you millennial piece of poo poo.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:07
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I was sitting in the left turn lane the other day with a solid wall of oncoming traffic, and the guy behind me honked at me. I'm not sure if he just wanted me to plow straight through a semi-truck Terminator style or what. People are really angry driving for some reason. You suck at driving that's why. You're supposed to pull into the intersection and make the left turn when the light turns red. gently caress you for not getting that. Edit - Seriously gently caress you.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:08
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yo I had a guy once who honked liek that the second it turned green. You are an extremely cool guy
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Jun 4, 2016 07:09
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maybe get out of the way, slowby mcsnailtits
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Jun 4, 2016 07:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You suck at driving that's why. You're supposed to pull into the intersection and make the left turn when the light turns red. gently caress you for not getting that. I was literally in the middle of the intersection and the light was still green. I'm actually a driving superstar irl.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:13
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I was literally in the middle of the intersection and the light was still green. I'm actually a driving superstar irl. Doesn't sound like it.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:14
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They didn't motherfucker your blind rear end been sitting there
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Jun 4, 2016 07:15
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I was sitting in the left turn lane the other day with a solid wall of oncoming traffic, and the guy behind me honked at me. I'm not sure if he just wanted me to plow straight through a semi-truck Terminator style or what. People are really angry driving for some reason. sounds like you need to learn how to drive or get the gently caress off the road!!
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Jun 4, 2016 07:17
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're supposed to pull into the intersection and make the left turn when the light turns red. I yelled this at a woman in a parking lot about a week ago and she flinched.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:20
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Novo posted:i've adopted a really chilled out driving style as i've gotten older and i still make great time. pretty much every pushy idiot i run across on the highways or off ends up at the next red light with me. This is where it's at. Your brake-checking tailgaters or antagonizing already antagoinzed people in the real world is dumb as fuuuuuck.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:20
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Novo posted:i've adopted a really chilled out driving style as i've gotten older and i still make great time. pretty much every pushy idiot i run across on the highways or off ends up at the next red light with me. You gotta go fast to have a chance at getting through the light but when it pays out you don't just make it through one light you make it through a bunch of 'em. It only get spoiled when you bang into the next group of Slothful Susans.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:21
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Novo posted:i've adopted a really chilled out driving style as i've gotten older and i still make great time. pretty much every pushy idiot i run across on the highways or off ends up at the next red light with me. But some of us drive the same route around the same time everyday and can time the lights and you're loving us up!
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Jun 4, 2016 07:22
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yo I had a guy once who honked liek that the second it turned green. he's from the uk isn't he
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Jun 4, 2016 07:23
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:This is where it's at.
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Jun 4, 2016 07:23
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gently caress those guys with those ten million lumens headlights that blind you for 45 minutes while they tailgate you
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Jun 4, 2016 07:25
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keep honking im reloading
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Jun 4, 2016 07:34
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people need to chil the gently caress out when driving imho I commute along a really dangerous bit of motorway and theirs always cars burning by the side of the road or upside down in a ditch and some people still drive like loving maniacs swerving all over the place in all weather conditions then end up stuck in the inevitable traffic jam 2 cars in front of you I just keep out of there way because arriving at work 30 seconds earlier than I would have done isn't worth dying for
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Jun 4, 2016 08:08
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just wait for the light to turn yellow almost red and then go and leave the car that was honking at another red light
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Jun 4, 2016 08:10
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The other guy I saw a guy in a loving VW beetle of all things just raging on his horn, full on two handing the horn for like 3 straight minutes. poo poo was insane. gently caress that guy.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:14
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satanic splash-back posted:You are an extremely cool guy yea he also was riding my rear end for a mile beforehand so he deserved it.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:18
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that's almost as sad as when someone drives a car for dickheads (eg an Audi) like a loving pussy and you have to overtake them because they're doing 30 in a 50 or some stupid poo poo like that
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Jun 4, 2016 08:24
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Ferroque posted:he's from the uk isn't he who me? No USA here.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:25
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*in sexy, confident voice* I am going to freaking honk.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:42
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the honk-thru is a terrible rude behavior and in general a childish way to conduct urself behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:45
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Metagrubs posted:keep honking im reloading good job driving sales son
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Jun 4, 2016 09:00
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XMNN posted:people need to chil the gently caress out when driving imho One second late is the same as a no call/no show, so you need to see Katherine in HumRes now
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XMNN posted:that's almost as sad as when someone drives a car for dickheads (eg an Audi) like a loving pussy and you have to overtake them because they're doing 30 in a 50 or some stupid poo poo like that Seriously the only thing that annoys me on the road. If you're going to buy a $500, 000 sports car, loving use it correctly. If you want to sit 20 under for no real reason, buy one of those terrible 4wd's that cant go off road.
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