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A WILD MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA APPEARS!!! DO YOU...
	Shoot it
	Give it the old Australian greeting: a gut punch
	Draw your hanzo steel
	Ask it "WHAT'S THE DEEEEAAALLLLL WITH VEGEMITE?"
	Tell it "you're too cunty, mate"
	Pray to Goku that your balls may survive the encounter
	Whittle some fake legs out of wood for it to dive at for no reason
	Shoot it again just to be safe

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Lessail posted:

hello have the warriors already won the game

yes what you're watching right now is a friendly shootaround

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:40

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Chokes McGee posted:

It still astounds me how JR Smith has a career

Like yeah I'm salty as gently caress from watching him on the Knicks but generally you want a shooting guard who can uh shoot

He can shoot though

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

https://vine.co/v/iYqQlXai50d

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

these cheerleaders are wearing t-shirts what kind of fuckry is this

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Chokes McGee posted:

It still astounds me how JR Smith has a career

Like yeah I'm salty as gently caress from watching him on the Knicks but generally you want a shooting guard who can uh shoot

Yeah you're salty. He shot 40% this year and 46 in the playoffs on 3-pointers.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Chokes McGee posted:

yes what you're watching right now is a friendly shootaround

i'm not watching anything :smug:

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Chokes McGee posted:

It still astounds me how JR Smith has a career

Like yeah I'm salty as gently caress from watching him on the Knicks but generally you want a shooting guard who can uh shoot

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Jota posted:

He can shoot though

It's probably selection bias but all I can remember coming off of his hands is a steady series of clunks

e: yup it's just me, continue

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:32

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Artic Puma posted:

I can't believe Independence Day is coming out in June.

Goofy Indepndance Day coming out in June. Sad. It's a liar. Goofy Lyin' ID2. GET 'IM OUTTA HERE!!

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

the festus DONK

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Chokes McGee posted:

It's probably selection bias but all I can remember coming off of his hands is a steady series of clunks

It's like the year he won the 6th man award is blocked from memory

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Metapod posted:

People outside of the forums are the cause of my woahs

I can already hear the motors starting on the race to the scorching hot take of bron bron being overrated IF the cavs lose the series and it's actually gonna get me mad so I take all that back

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Richard Jefferson is the goat

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Richard Jefferson just won the game for the Cavs.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

lol tristan rushed that one

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lockback posted:

Cavs need Mozgov

Whens the last time hes played meaningful minutes?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Thompson was fouled like 3 different times on that drive.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

I want to see Curry shoot 3s and see Draymond accidentally kick someone in the grapes

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

that was quite a travel

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Metapod posted:

It's like the year he won the 6th man award is blocked from memory

the year who won what

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

hey friends how is everyone today

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

No, don't let Lebron back in

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Hilarious "fast break" ahaha good job effort buddy

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Jota posted:

He can shoot though

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

AsInHowe posted:

I want to see Curry shoot 3s and see Draymond accidentally kick someone in the grapes

Heh

"Accidentally"

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Ramadu posted:

hey friends how is everyone today

already dishing out completely inaccurate hot takes, how are you

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:34

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Whens the last time hes played meaningful minutes?

A year ago.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Bogut's gotta take a poo poo

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Tristan Thompson reminds me of Michael Jordan.

That's Michael B. Jordan, star of Creed

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Ramadu posted:

hey friends how is everyone today

Spectacular I finally got my replacement phone

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Juaguocio: Jun 5, 2005; Oh, David...

Chokes McGee posted:

It's probably selection bias but all I can remember coming off of his hands is a steady series of clunks

e: yup it's just me, continue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjnT9z9QnO4

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Chokes McGee posted:

already dishing out completely inaccurate hot takes, how are you

Nice nice. I'm housesitting so it's kinda weird and full of dogs

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Ramadu posted:

Nice nice. I'm housesitting so it's kinda weird and full of dogs

dogie

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:35

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

RIP to Iggy's balls

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:36

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

LEBRON NUT SHOT

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:36

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Chokes McGee posted:

It still astounds me how JR Smith has a career

Like yeah I'm salty as gently caress from watching him on the Knicks but generally you want a shooting guard who can uh shoot

His catch and shoot percentage is regularly among the best in the league what are you talkin about

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:36