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A WILD MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA APPEARS!!! DO YOU...
Shoot it
Give it the old Australian greeting: a gut punch
Draw your hanzo steel
Ask it "WHAT'S THE DEEEEAAALLLLL WITH VEGEMITE?"
Tell it "you're too cunty, mate"
Pray to Goku that your balls may survive the encounter
Whittle some fake legs out of wood for it to dive at for no reason
Shoot it again just to be safe
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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Ramadu posted:

Did you know that if you can smell the asparagus in your urine thats actually a mutation in your DNA????

hell yeah waiting for the call from xavier!!!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shear Modulus posted:

i wanna pet those dogs

I'm trying to talk my wife into getting a dog but we need one that can be left alone while we're at work and requires light exercise

I wanted a pug but jesus loving christ they're like urine generation engines

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



perfectly audible "gently caress!" on network tv

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Sandeep posted:

Cavs playing awful, yet still up.

Warriors are giving away more turnovers than bakery

Or something

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

triple sulk posted:

wanna see a ghostbuster kobe movie
I'd rather he play Vigo the Carpathian

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

lmao that 6 point lead didnt even last 6 seconds

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

EvanTH posted:

Their refusal to lower the rims so the girls can dunk sets the entertainment value back about a million percent

And the jokes have been the same for the last fifteen years because of it.

Edit: This is a fun game.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm trying to talk my wife into getting a dog but we need one that can be left alone while we're at work and requires light exercise

I wanted a pug but jesus loving christ they're like urine generation engines

So what you're saying is you aren't getting a dog

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

wanna see a ghostbuster kobe movie

Bustin' makes him feel good

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
ok ok ok im here im home.


cavs looking ok. dont know how i feel yet

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm trying to talk my wife into getting a dog but we need one that can be left alone while we're at work and requires light exercise

I wanted a pug but jesus loving christ they're like urine generation engines

also their eyes pop out of their skulls on the regular

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Chokes McGee posted:

I'm trying to talk my wife into getting a dog but we need one that can be left alone while we're at work and requires light exercise

I wanted a pug but jesus loving christ they're like urine generation engines

Two of them are (obviously) australian shepered and the other is a uh golden lab? or something. I dunno dog breeds but my sister works as a vet at Texas A&M and she was adopted from there after they used her to help with some kind of MS experiments. She's the sweetests dog who has no idea how to hop up on the couch, its hilarious.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I honestly feel bad for the WNBA.

look if we have a goon summer watching session and all buy the league pass we'll increase the viewership by at least 200% :)

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm trying to talk my wife into getting a dog but we need one that can be left alone while we're at work and requires light exercise

I wanted a pug but jesus loving christ they're like urine generation engines

Get an English Bulldog. They're the laziest shits.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

EvanTH posted:

Their refusal to lower the rims so the girls can dunk sets the entertainment value back about a million percent

There are 5'7" freaks who can dunk, how come an entire league of 6' plus women can't manage it? Is there some unspoken rule that the few that can just don't?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Just got home, how's the game been so far? I heard Bogut went to the locker room earlier

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Aren't you not supposed to show the scary monster reveals in previews

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Grozz Nuy posted:

Just got home, how's the game been so far? I heard Bogut went to the locker room earlier

Probably just to decompress

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Grozz Nuy posted:

Just got home, how's the game been so far? I heard Bogut went to the locker room earlier

He went to drop a deuce

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

Ramadu posted:

Did you know that if you can smell the asparagus in your urine thats actually a mutation in your DNA????

I wonder if that mutation is related to the cilantro taste one? I hate cilantro and always notice the asparagus pee smell

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



another "gently caress"

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Kevin Love needs to remember geometry and turn back into a rebound machine.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Vertical Lime posted:

you would think in this era of heightened awareness of female sports they'd be more popular

then again, wasn't this said 20 years ago

Scheduling the WNBA during the offseason does increase my chance of watching it, except the summer is also the high point for the other sport I watch, tennis. Sorry, lady ballers

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Ramadu posted:

Two of them are (obviously) australian shepered and the other is a uh golden lab? or something. I dunno dog breeds but my sister works as a vet at Texas A&M and she was adopted from there after they used her to help with some kind of MS experiments. She's the sweetests dog who has no idea how to hop up on the couch, its hilarious.

My wife and I have a Australian Shepherd-Brittany Spaniel mix that suffers seizures that we have to give phenobarb to. She's already a sweet dog too, but yeah, it's funny what the medication does to her too.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i didnt know asparagus pee smelling wasnt in the entire population

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spacebump posted:

Kevin Love needs to remember geometry and turn back into a rebound machine.

Couldn't afford the chocolate milk at oracle

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Rasta_Al posted:

Get an English Bulldog. They're the laziest shits.

Yeah but we want a dog that we can at least take on walks. My understanding is that a bulldog's reaction to that is "gently caress you imma lay on your clothes"

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
LeBron should not let any of the rest of he scrubs on his team shoot.
Go full Kobe.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Juaguocio posted:

I wonder if that mutation is related to the cilantro taste one? I hate cilantro and always notice the asparagus pee smell

Quick, somebody get a scientist on the phone!!! This is the genetic breakthrough we've all been waiting for!!!

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Scheduling the WNBA during the offseason does increase my chance of watching it, except the summer is also the high point for the other sport I watch, tennis. Sorry, lady ballers

Seriously, schedule when theres only freaking baseball on. You'll get way more viewers. Also lower the dang rim and let all who wish to dunk, dunk.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Has someone explained to me why does Richard Jefferson get minutes

more minutes than the other bench players, at that

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Chokes McGee posted:

My understanding is that a bulldog's reaction to that is "gently caress you imma lay on your clothes"

thats every dog

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There are 5'7" freaks who can dunk, how come an entire league of 6' plus women can't manage it? Is there some unspoken rule that the few that can just don't?
there are now several who can and do dunk, although its still harder for women than for men. women have lower verticals than men too

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chokes McGee posted:

Yeah but we want a dog that we can at least take on walks. My understanding is that a bulldog's reaction to that is "gently caress you imma lay on your clothes"

Get one of those dogs that literally can't breath due to years of systematic inbreeding, I hear they're in these days.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Away all Goats posted:

thats every dog

paging siberian huskies to the thread

siberian huskies, to the thread

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Tae posted:

Has someone explained to me why does Richard Jefferson get minutes

more minutes than the other bench players, at that

because he's the savvy vet and can be trusted not to make nervous mistakes

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh um this is starting to go not well for the Cavs

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Get a terrier

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lebron is shook

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Maybe Cleveland just sucks.

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