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What is the Greatest Team?
Oorai
Pravda
St. Gloriana
Saunders
Anzio
Chi-Ha-Tan
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Selection
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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES06Fkkl8ac

Girls und Panzer is about tanks. Well, it's about more than that, but mostly tanks and the girls who ride them. It looks moe, but it isn't. Well, it is a little bit. If you've never watched Girls und Panzer, you are in for a treat, it's an amazing sports show in every sense of the word. This show has more in common with Kuroko's Basket and Major than K-ON or Non Non Biyori. It's the most hot blooded show starring cute girls. Note: the rules of tanks say you can only use WWII tanks. This includes tanks in production that never saw combat.

Your Characters

Oorai Girls High School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ek3h4HTRE

Your protagonists. A small school that just started up their tank program. They don't really have a theme; they just use whatever tanks they have lying around. They are organized into teams that operate individual tanks.

ANGLERFISH TEAM (Panzer IV)

Your main main characters. Miho is in the center. The strategist of the whole team and commander of her tank. She's a member of the famous Nishizumi family of tank warfare, but got kicked out of their school. She is the main character. Mako (lying down) is the driver of the tank. Extremely sleepy. Needs to join the tank club so she doesn't get held back a year for her insane number of tardies. Saori (glasses) is the radio operator of her tank. She's extremely thirsty and wants a boyfriend. Thinks she knows a lot about men even thought she has never had a boyfriend. :siren:best girl on her team:siren: Hana (to the right of Miho) is the gunner of her tank. She is the heir to a prestigious flower arranging family, but doesn't actually like flower arrangement that much. She's the tall, black haired, formal and traditional one. Yukari (behind Miho) is a huge nerd. She's the loader and she loving loves tanks. She weebs whenever she sees a real, live tank. You are supposed to identify with her.

TURTLE TEAM [Panzer 38(t)]

The student council team. Led by Anzu (nurse), the student council president and commander/gunner of her tank. Extremely short. Has machinations and plans the rest of the team don't really understand. Really good at bending the Ministry of Education's rules. Yuzu (lying down) is really boring and isn't really that interesting. She's the loader/gunner of her tank and the PR manager of the student council. Momo (doctor) is a vaguely autocratic thug who is merciless in attaining her goals. She's the driver of her tank, the Vice President and has a monocle.

HIPPO TEAM (StuG III Ausf.F)

The greatest team. They are the history club, and they believe they are reincarnations of famous historical leaders. Erwin (blonde with German military cap) is the commander of the tank, but never attends strategy meetings. Believes she is Erwin Rommel. Caesar (brown hair with scarf) is the loader and co-commander of the team. She goes to strategy meetings instead of Erwin. She believes she is Julius Caesar. :siren:best girl on her team:siren: Saemonza (one eye) is the gunner of the tank. She loves the Sengoku period and believes she is Sanada Yukimura. Oryou (glasses) is the driver of the tank. Named after Narasaki Ryō.

DUCK TEAM (Type 89B Otsu)

The former volleyball team. Think that if they do well in tanks the volleyball team will return. Their names are unimportant.

MALLARD TEAM (Char B1 bis)

Hall monitors. The only person you need to know is Sodoko (middle) the chief hall monitor who has an antagonistic relationship with Mako.

RABBIT TEAM (M3 Lee)

The first years. They do dumb poo poo all the time. Don't worry about them.

ANTEATER TEAM (Type 3 Chi-Nu)

A bunch of loving nerds who met over World of Tanks. Incredibly weak but train really hard to become strong.

LEOPON TEAM [Tiger (P)]

The automotive club. I wish we saw more of them, they're really cool.

OPPONENT TEAMS
St. Gloriana Girls High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiENQMc9g8
The British. They are led by Darjeeling, the blonde girl in the video. She loves two things, tea and English proverbs. They use mostly Crusaders and Matildas.

Anzio High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQsA_aevdSg
Italy. They are incredibly bad at tanks, have no money and are more interested in partying and eating good food than winning. Led by Anchovy aka Il Duce, twintails there. They use lovely Italian tanks, so Carri Veloci CV.33s and Semoventi da 75/18s.

Saunders University Girls High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-C8A4VvL4
AMERICA!!!! They love Coca-Cola, burgers, K-rations and rock n' roll. God Bless the USA. They use Shermans, Shermans and more Shermans. Led by Kay (blonde one). She is brash and all-American.

Pravda Girls High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yl-DvkX0hY
Russia, God's chosen country. They love the cold. Their tactics hinge on waiting for conditions to turn poor so they can destroy you with their cold weather equipped tanks. They have 3 characters that matter, Klara, a real life :siren:Russian:siren: foreign exchange student, Nonna, the second in command (black haired girl in the vid) and Katyusha (small blonde girl in vid). Nonna carries Katyusha around on her shoulders and acts as her personal assistant. Katyusha is small, brash and has a large cult of personality surrounding her. She cannot speak Russian, and is just a Russia weeb. They use IS-series and T-series tanks.

Kuromorimine Girls High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtlF-Nhz94g
Germany. The original bad guys. They are led by Miho's sister, Maho (brown hair). An extremely prestigious high school that follow the Nishizumi school of tank warfare. What does this mean? I'm not sure. They use all your favorite panzers, so Panthers, Tigers, Jagdtigers, Jagdpanthers and Elephants.

Chi-Ha-Tan Academy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-28nn_gpA
Nippon! Awful, dreadful tanks. They make bad decisions, charging in at the slightest provocation. Led by Kunoyo Nishi who is so unimportant, I don't think her name was mentioned at all. They use Type 95s and 97s. Garbage.

Jatkosota High School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvRpo0uU2RM
Finland. A brand new team, not much is known about them. They steal all their tanks from someone else (notably Pravda) and trick opponents into doing stupid poo poo. Led by Mika, who carries a kantele everywhere she goes. Plays Finnish folk songs on the attack.

Selection University

A college team. Led by Alice Shimada, a prodigy who advanced to college despite being young. They use the best tanks. Think of a good WWII tank. They have it.

What to Watch
The only required watching is the main series, the Anzio OVA and der Film. Everything else isn't important. It's still good, but it isn't necessary for the plot. Watch it tho

Panzer Vor!

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jun 7, 2016

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K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

:

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
watch the specials, they're funny and good and you get to learn trivia about meals rejected by the enemy and the one time germany innovated on swimsuits

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


I haven't watched the movie yet, any reccomendations for where to watch in good quality and with subs? Or is it all :filez: ?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

mehall posted:

I haven't watched the movie yet, any reccomendations for where to watch in good quality and with subs? Or is it all :filez: ?

Unless you live in Japan and speak Japanese, it's all files

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

Pravda is the best team

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this
You mixed up Yuzu and Momo. Momo is the monocle girl and loader and Yuzu is the driver. The personalities are right tho.

Oh and Leopon used the Tiger P.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

this guy has a lot of gup amvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5kTrG-kfAo

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


anzio, of course

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

anzio, of course

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8bA6jXjTQ

Nate RFB
Jan 17, 2005

Clapping Larry

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

anzio, of course
Hell :yeah:

Kalion
Jul 23, 2004

:gifttank:
Panzer vor!
https://a.pomf.cat/zvdkpe.webm

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Yukari is better than Saori you loving joke of a human being

Zettace
Nov 30, 2009
This is a good show but the OP has many errors such as Hana being an interesting character.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Namtab posted:

Yukari is better than Saori you loving joke of a human being

you are incorrect

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Smoking Crow posted:

you are incorrect

I'm namtab, it's impossible for me to be wrong. Rewatch the anime and expand your mind

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Namtab posted:

Yukari is better than Saori you loving joke of a human being

I have to agree with Namtab. Yukari > Saori. One of the 4koma series makes Hana the best/worst girl though.

OP also forgot the part where Momo is actually a super wimp behind her brash exterior and would be a literal lap dog to Anzu if she could fit.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Xelkelvos posted:

I have to agree with Namtab. Yukari > Saori. One of the 4koma series makes Hana the best/worst girl though.

OP also forgot the part where Momo is actually a super wimp behind her brash exterior and would be a literal lap dog to Anzu if she could fit.

Yukari is a goofy tank-loving girl who went and did recon as part of doing her legwork. Saori is a goofy boy-crazy girl who went and got her radio operator certification for her team as her legwork. They're both dorks, and I wouldn't have it any other way. :allears:

InfinityComplex
Feb 5, 2011

Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.
The movie. It good.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Xelkelvos posted:

I have to agree with Namtab. Yukari > Saori. One of the 4koma series makes Hana the best/worst girl though.



Link?

Kellanved
Sep 7, 2009
Just started watching this... and it's good. Why is this good?

edit: they are arguing over flower arrangement styles and tankery, and holy did she just get disowned? This is some good poo poo.
edit edit: The sister and her friend are kinda bitches.

Kellanved fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 6, 2016

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!
Watching/rewatching this and skimming the old thread is fun because no one expected this to be any good. Everyone was expecting more strike witches fanservice garbage, but they came around pretty quickly.

Kellanved
Sep 7, 2009
That's a shitload of Shermans.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Kellanved posted:

Just started watching this... and it's good. Why is this good?

tanks are good, moe is good, moe about tanks is good

also it's a very well-directed show with good characters and writing that is both funny and charming and also really tense

The Colonel fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jun 7, 2016

Magni
Apr 29, 2009
I kinda want two votes because after their shenanigans and character development in the movie, Chi-ha-tan are IMO tied with Anzio for best school.

Kellanved posted:

That's a shitload of Shermans.

Saunders is seriously gigantic and senshado-crazy. They've got the biggest team and engineering club in the whole country, with only Pravda getting close (despite not being as focused on it). IIRC the background material explained that a Saunders vs Pravda exhibition match holds the record for largest match in Japan because they decided to go full tilt and make it 50 vs 50.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Magni posted:

I kinda want two votes because after their shenanigans and character development in the movie, Chi-ha-tan are IMO tied with Anzio for best school.


Saunders is seriously gigantic and senshado-crazy. They've got the biggest team and engineering club in the whole country, with only Pravda getting close (despite not being as focused on it). IIRC the background material explained that a Saunders vs Pravda exhibition match holds the record for largest match in Japan because they decided to go full tilt and make it 50 vs 50.

:911: :respek: :ussr:

Jintor
May 19, 2014

who's making all these tanks

are we gonna break into a museum and steal more tanks for our tank crew?

does world league senshado use more modern tanks?

will we ever see ANZAC tanks and australiaboo japanese high schoolers in action?

these questions and more on the next episode of GIRLS UND PANZERS

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/girls-und-panzer-lovey-dovey-panzer-r10208
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/girls-und-panzer-motto-love-love-sakusen-desu-r9681

Jintor
May 19, 2014


lovey dovey panzer is leewwwwd as gently caress. be warned

Katreus
May 31, 2011

You and I both know this is silly, but this is the biggest women's sporting event in the world. Let's try to make the most of it, shall we?
63rd National Senshado Tournament Battle Reports.



Bracket:



/a/ did some translations for the KMM v. St. Gloriana fight in the (other) semifinal:



quote:

We sort of know. Desert terrain, Maho alone on the hill, and the British have a firing range disadvantage. Black Forest bombarded from 2.4 km away as the Brits approached and many of the 11 Matildas got taken out first. At that point the Crusaders were scouting to find the flag tank, and the Cromwell was responsible to generate as much dust as it can to obscure them from the eyes of the enemy. But as the Brit forces were approaching the main enemy force that they could see, Maho had a separate force that ambushed the Brits from their backline, and it turned into a close range brawl after that that had the Brits surrounded.

But Darjeeling, knowing Maho is alone, went alone herself around the back of the sand dunes and took Maho on one on one. She reached the top of the dunes and both sides missed their first shot. Orange Pekoe was a loading speed demon and reloaded first, and the Churchil fired its AP shell at the front armour of the Tiger. But it did not penetrate, After that the returning Black Forest forces surrounded her and took her out.

quote:

One thing I didn't translate was that Darjeeling knew in advance that Miho the Vice Commander transferred away, and she was the one who used to coordinate the tank teams to carry out Maho's orders. The tactic Darjeeling used assumed that Black Forest would have coordination problems after losing Miho, as Maho is not that good a communicator herself.

So basically it was a weakness Darjeeling tried to exploit, and that it was also a weakness Miho exploited in the grand final, because she knew how much of a mess her old team would be without her.

As for the 2nd round battle between Continuation and KMM:



I don't have it saved anymore, but from what I remember of the translations (also from /a/), it was said that Continuation Academy apparently almost pulled off an upset of KMM. The Finns are specced for cold weather and swamp terrain, but for their battle, they (also) ended up in the desert. The KMM were well prepared for both desert and Continuation so they advanced and fired in order from long range. But Continuation is apparently full of fantastic drivers so they basically did a charge and actually succeeded into getting into close range. IIRC, they, for sure, took out 3 tanks and may have taken out half or so. The team leader's tank (i.e. Mika's) was the last to go down, fighting furiously. Apparently, the spectators really liked the fight.

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

Magni posted:

I kinda want two votes because after their shenanigans and character development in the movie, Chi-ha-tan are IMO tied with Anzio for best school.

https://vimeo.com/169576522
They're intense about loving everything. TOTSUGEKI

Oh, and Smoking Crow, you still have Yuzu and Momo's roles swapped. Yuzu's the driver and Momo's the loader and (hilariously bad) gunner.
And Leopon Team drives a Tiger P.

Kyte fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jun 7, 2016

Jintor
May 19, 2014

Is that a specialist GuP mag/info book or is it a bunch of pages out of a weekly/monthly mag or something?

/edit oh man, Magnoit's performance is really depressing given the spin-off manga... they could be the protags of their own series, but got knocked out in the first round by Anzio, the other povo team

Actually that's kind of amazing because Anzio's offensive capabilities are really low and Magnoit's a defence specialist, even with the new commander trying to shift priorities over to mobile warfare. I'd love to hear about that match someday.

Jintor fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 7, 2016

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this

quote:

This actually helps contextualize the tension between Miho and Erika in the TV series pretty well. It sounds like KMM was really dependent on Miho's communication skills and suffered quite a bit because of her transfer.

To top it off, Erika, Miho's replacement, is cut from a similar mold as Maho (i.e. not a great communicator), and she's probably aware of the fact that she's just not as effective as Miho was.

I kinda wanna see a battle before Miho left KMM because the team sounds scary af. It also better explains why in the series KMM fell apart so easily. Not only was their combat doctrine inflexible, they'd just lost a key element to their teamwork.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

Kyte posted:

https://vimeo.com/169576522
They're intense about loving everything. TOTSUGEKI

This is really good :3:

ITA! DAKI! MASU!

Jintor
May 19, 2014

irrelevant but fun fact: the kanji for totsugeki, 突撃、is made of 'stab/sudden' (突) and 'attack' (撃).

kanji's okay sometimes

/edit wait, I may have misread

//edit nope, it just renders it weird on SA. Oh well

Jintor fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Jun 7, 2016

RearmingStrafbomber
Jan 29, 2009

1-1-2029, tonight the stars are shining bright
fond memories of all the times STUG LYFE had a skirmish match with the GuP clan in WoT

we got rolled so hard every time

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Senshado encompasses all of life's most important lessons.

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May 17, 2008

To the man who loves art for its own sake, it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived.

T.G. Xarbala posted:

Senshado encompasses all of life's most important lessons.
Cutting to credits after that line cemented the movie as a modern legend.

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