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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I have several local owls and one bird feeder. Problem is that the owls like to eat the birds. What is the optimal food to attract more birds to my feeders ?

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

what do they do with the hot dog middles in japan???

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Like I haven't tried that...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

JakeP posted:

what do they do with the hot dog middles in japan???

There's a hentai for that!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




JakeP posted:

what do they do with the hot dog middles in japan???

Maybe they just have small hot dogs (lol) and get two squid thingies out of each one?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i think birds like to eat bird food

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Bring in your birb feeder at night

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Also get the fancy suet

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Just a heads up they will have lots of bird houses and feeders at the 2016 Pennsylvania Gourd Gathering, June 16-18 @ the Lebanon Valley Expo Center

FREE
Admission, Parking, Demonstrations, Gourd Cutting

FEATURING
Gourd suppliers, Gourd art work, Craft Suppliers, Classes, Silent Auction, Members' Gallery

~FOOD AVAILABLE~

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
My HOA has a dumb rule against bird feeders and I get irrationally angry about it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
are the owls doing you some good ? if not you could maybe get rid of them somehow

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Maybe they just have small hot dogs (lol) and get two squid thingies out of each one?

It would make sense for the hotdogs to be smaller in asia, checks out

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

walgreenslatino posted:

Just a heads up they will have lots of bird houses and feeders at the 2016 Pennsylvania Gourd Gathering, June 16-18 @ the Lebanon Valley Expo Center

FREE
Admission, Parking, Demonstrations, Gourd Cutting

FEATURING
Gourd suppliers, Gourd art work, Craft Suppliers, Classes, Silent Auction, Members' Gallery

~FOOD AVAILABLE~

this might be a silly question, but can i throw the gourds at the birds?

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

this might be a silly question, but can i throw the gourds at the birds?

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 - 16 U.S.C. §§ 703–712 - makes this illegal in the United States, sorry

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

ChrisHansen posted:

My HOA has a dumb rule against bird feeders and I get irrationally angry about it

What's their justification ? I had one for a year and now there are so many singing birds in the area that it feels like you're in the forest. Opening the window in the morning is a pleasure.

Who could be against birds ?!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
shelled sunflower seeds has always worked the best in my experience, more expensive but its like crack for birds

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

walgreenslatino posted:

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 - 16 U.S.C. §§ 703–712 - makes this illegal in the United States, sorry

this is why your country is a shithole

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
A humming bird got stuck in my garage like an idiot today and I coaxed him out with my humming bird feeder, and he landed on my finger so he could lick the gently caress out of that little plastic yellow flower.

If an owl eats my humming bird I'm going to murder everyone I see with a knife until I am defeated in battle.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I'm pretty sure owls are birds. Sounds like you're doing just fine.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op you bring up a lot of good points for me to consider

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

gleebster posted:

I'm pretty sure owls are birds. Sounds like you're doing just fine.

I want more birds at the feeder so I can see the owls more

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

King of Bees posted:

I want more birds at the feeder so I can see the owls more

Owls cone out at night. You might have muties

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

what do they do with the hot dog middles in japan???

They sell shorter hotdogs specifically for octopussing as well as the regular ones

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

A humming bird got stuck in my garage like an idiot today and I coaxed him out with my humming bird feeder, and he landed on my finger so he could lick the gently caress out of that little plastic yellow flower.

If an owl eats my humming bird I'm going to murder everyone I see with a knife until I am defeated in battle.

I'll help

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

King of Bees posted:

I want more birds at the feeder so I can see the owls more

They try to attract field mice and other small squeaky things. Owls really go for those, I hear.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
knock knock

who's there

owl

owl who

owlnt you glad i ate all the birds

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Op, seriously, I don't understand. Are all of your birbs getting eaten by the owls? Are you only birdwatching at night? Are the owls coming out during the day?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Go to the nearest wild birds unlimited and talk to the staff avian dietician

http://www.wbu.com/

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Who all these people in this thread think owls only come around at night

drat

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
They're nocturnal!


Like op's emissions

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

They sell plastic owls to scare little birds away when they see it so I think you're out of luck OP.

gleebster posted:

They try to attract field mice and other small squeaky things. Owls really go for those, I hear.

Oh heck yeah if you've got owls nearby a bird feeder is basically a bait station for them.

Dogmeat fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jun 7, 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
owls cant open there eyes in the daytime, too much light floods in and there brains catch on fire- the large eyes act as a magnifying glass okay

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
It could be hawks snackin on birbs too.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My big rear end barred owls are only sometimes nocturnal

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ChrisHansen posted:

It could be hawks snackin on birbs too.

Gotta few really sweet Hawks too

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

Gotta few really sweet Hawks too

Some kind of split tailed one is always hanging around

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Hawks are way cooler than any red breasted shitbird

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I saw a hawk in my yard the other day they are really cool. I wanted to get a better look but it instantly noticed me and flew away. Dope bird

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

ChrisHansen posted:

My HOA has a dumb rule against bird feeders and I get irrationally angry about it

hoas are trash

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