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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I have a friend who tried to light a cigarette with a tazer once. It did not turn out the way he hoped.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



See, king of Bees, you've created a warp rift in the posting continuum, within which apparently, Ork of Fiction has been caught. :mad:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mozi posted:

knock knock

who's there

owl

owl who

owlnt you glad i ate all the birds

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
We look..... things happen

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
They should make bird starvers for people who want to hasten the extinction of filthy god disproving dinosaur cousins

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

thathonkey posted:

They should make bird starvers for people who want to hasten the extinction of filthy god disproving dinosaur cousins

i actually have a wooden cube with plastic sides, filled with sunflower seeds, hanging from a bird feeder stick in the middle of an acre field

i call it my bird starver please dont steal my name

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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satanic splash-back posted:

i actually have a wooden cube with plastic sides, filled with sunflower seeds, hanging from a bird feeder stick in the middle of an acre field

i call it my bird starver please dont steal my name

Good way to avoid
Predators

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

JakeP posted:

what do they do with the hot dog middles in japan???

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

"lol" if you think owls only come out at night... just "lol"

Do you live in a city where the only birds are pigeons and seagulls? good, stay there and go gently caress yourself!

:goshawk:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this thread is 'for the birds and/or owls, which are also birds'

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