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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

She seems like the type of lady whose job prospects hinge on the state of her boobs anyway, she's just ripping off the bandaid a decade early knowumsayn

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Wait wait wait wait

There are people OPPOSED to the idea of sucking on a woman's titties!?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Wait wait wait wait

There are people OPPOSED to the idea of sucking on a woman's titties!?

I don't think you READ the loving OP

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I find this less upsetting than transsexualism

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
breastfeeding is disgusting.
and adults with a breastfeeding fetish are triply disgusting.

i for one long for a future where babies are raised in a factory "brave new world" style.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's amazing how as long as a guy isn't completely hideous, he can get dumpy chicks to do just about anything.

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist
This guy is probably gonna have some sick gains in the gym.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
It is amazing.

*intro to Lust for Life plays*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i could give a gently caress about your moral conundrums you meatheaded shitsack

nothing moral about it i just think its gross.



like your ugly face.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TeamIce posted:

thanks for the news article op

also, hell yeah

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i'd suck so hard her goatee will fall off

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Lets be completely honest, this is much less disgusting than anal sex and you nerds love that poo poo so whats the big problemo?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
i do like sucking on breasts,, but i don't wanna drink the milk. i'm all about the titillation iykwita

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
women swallow cum all the time so if you say this is gross u r being a dumb sexist and should be banned

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR SECRETIONS IN ALL IT'S FORMS

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:


Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”


Anything to see some boobs

What does it taste like? Skimmed milk, semi skimmed, full fat kind of thing?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

nothing moral about it i just think its gross.



like your ugly face.

:wth:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Lets be completely honest, this is much less disgusting than anal sex and you nerds love that poo poo so whats the big problemo?

if you think breasts milk is great just hop on over to my place for a placenta sloppy joe you dirty hippy

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Nicomo posted:

Anything to see some boobs

What does it taste like? Skimmed milk, semi skimmed, full fat kind of thing?

It's very sweet.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Lets be completely honest, this is much less disgusting than anal sex and you nerds love that poo poo so whats the big problemo?

I don't think you've ever had anal, because 99.5% of the time it's a completely clean endeavor.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

So you work from home op?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
owns

i wish them well

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
does it have all the blood and snot in it like cows milk does before it's processed?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
dad grey forums double post

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Furious Mittens posted:

Can you change the flavor of the breast milk to suit your tastes?

So many questions.

I'm guessing the only flavour on tap is "slight hint of cigarettes".

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

I don't think you've ever had anal, because 99.5% of the time it's a completely clean endeavor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpAHKhrLhwk

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



criscodisco posted:

I don't think you've ever had anal, because 99.5% of the time it's a completely clean endeavor.

Nnooooooope.


[Edit: admittedly though, as a straight dude, my sample size is much smaller than what I ASSume a gay dude would have]

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

That happens like, almost never.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

criscodisco posted:

I don't think you've ever had anal, because 99.5% of the time it's a completely clean endeavor.

well i'm hardly an expert but yeah bro the few times I've tried it i wouldn't say it's a completely clean endeavor.

I mean like I said i'm not the sort of dude who 'preps' for anal sex

like I wouldn't make my girl eat soup for a week

then get the shower head up there

jeez

sounds like my job

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Milk comes out of them, boobs are kind of gross

This is why I'm an rear end man

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

amusinginquiry posted:

Milk comes out of them, boobs are kind of gross

This is why I'm an rear end man

Imagine, you're sucking On some bomb rear end titties and milk comes out of em. loving GROSS!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

to crave breast milk ... is to be human

- mark twain

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

what if breat milk comes out the butt

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Her tits are no where near big enough to sustain a grown adult man. :colbert:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Jeff Sichoe posted:

well i'm hardly an expert but yeah bro the few times I've tried it i wouldn't say it's a completely clean endeavor.

I mean like I said i'm not the sort of dude who 'preps' for anal sex

like I wouldn't make my girl eat soup for a week

then get the shower head up there

jeez

sounds like my job

Just take a dump and hit the shower, it's not rocket science. Unless you're doing to poo poo trots, your lower colon is empty anyway.

Plus you can tell when anal is a recipe for disaster, so you just stick to oral or being a top for the night or whatever.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I dunno man i'm not convinced!!!

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Furious Mittens posted:

I might. No shame.

I just wonder what all this entails. Is she going to sit in a rocking chair with you across her lap as she sticks a giant tit into your mouth to suckle? Will this lead to sex? Can you change the flavor of the breast milk to suit your tastes?

So many questions.

quote:

“It’s been difficult to distinguish the difference between nurturing and sex,” Jennifer explained. “Although it’s so beautiful and peaceful it’s also erotic. It’s been hard to get through the first few nursing sessions without being tempted to have sex, but each time it’s getting easier.”

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

she should trade tips with Schmorkwife on erotic hypnosis

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The Japanese have been making pornos of this since like before the Internet.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



So she's not had kids for 20 years, and he's an ex boyfriend from high school who's now 36... What age we gonna guess she was making GBS threads out those kids?

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

EL BROMANCE posted:

So she's not had kids for 20 years, and he's an ex boyfriend from high school who's now 36... What age we gonna guess she was making GBS threads out those kids?

It didn't say they were his, but I'd still wager on around 14.

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