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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > NY Woman quits Her job to start breastfeeding her--BOYFRIEND??!?
 
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 You want me to suck on dem titties?
*sigh*
UGHhhhhh... really woman? Again?
Jesus... fiiiiiinneeeee

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

criscodisco posted:

I don't think you've ever had anal, because 99.5% of the time it's a completely clean endeavor.

Nnooooooope.


[Edit: admittedly though, as a straight dude, my sample size is much smaller than what I ASSume a gay dude would have]

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

El Boot posted:



:chloe:

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

social vegan posted:

*record scratch sound*






*sproing oing oing boner sound*
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

kazr posted:

she looks like every girl that's destined to get knocked up in high school

GET this: she's not even in highschool?!

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