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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Not mustard So it's garbage

i like south carolina sauces but its the german in me. norh carolina style sauces are my fave dawg. sweet baby rays is disgusting

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Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Iron Crowned posted:

mustard is pure garbage only eaten by garbage people

mustard based bbq sauce is :barf:

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Not mustard So it's garbage

but that's true of most things, except mustard i guess

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Enfield posted:

i like south carolina sauces but its the german in me. norh carolina style sauces are my fave dawg. sweet baby rays is disgusting

That's respectable and I like you enfield so I will let that pass but still mustard base is God sauce slather me in it plz

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Marvin Freeman posted:

mustard based bbq sauce is :barf:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Lemme know what brand of mustard y'all tasted cause if it's not from sc then it's poo poo garbage

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?

Ben Murphy posted:



it's the boss, because it says so right on the goddamn bottle

i've yet to find something that isn't improved by slathering this bossy sauce on it

This is BBQ flavored corn syrup. The first ingredient is literally corn syrup.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
stubbs spicy is good

sweet baby rays is loving trash jesus christ!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i mean look at this guy hes probably cool as hell irl (hes probably dead idk)

anyways good sauce

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

WTF BEES posted:

This is BBQ flavored corn syrup. The first ingredient is literally corn syrup.

next you are going to say A&W root beer isn't real root beer!!

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Chinatown posted:

i mean look at this guy hes probably cool as hell irl (hes probably dead idk)

anyways good sauce



this poo poo is good

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ben Murphy posted:

next you are going to say A&W root beer isn't real root beer!!

jesus christ dude

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

this poo poo is good

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
The best bbq sauce is the stuff you hand me after you've given me a plate of BBQ.

Your move now, bitches.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

TheCIASentMe posted:

The best bbq sauce is the stuff you hand me after you've given me a plate of BBQ.

Your move now, bitches.

joke's on you, it's my cum.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

TheCIASentMe posted:

The best bbq sauce is the stuff you hand me after you've given me a plate of BBQ.

Your move now, bitches.

lol eat my cum you whore

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

joke's on you, it's my cum.

holy poo poo

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hahahaha

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Pappys white lightning

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Chinatown posted:

i mean look at this guy hes probably cool as hell irl (hes probably dead idk)

anyways good sauce



Stubbs is the best thing you're going to find in a grocery store.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Irradiation posted:

Stubbs is the best thing you're going to find in a grocery store.

not in southern grocery stores they keep the local poo poo stocked

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Smash it Smash hit posted:

not in southern grocery stores they keep the local poo poo stocked

fuk u

e: stubs is real good tho their rubs & seasonings are dank too

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mmm, Stubbs is mostly: Tomato Paste, Cane Sugar, Distilled Vinegar.

I assure you that even a complete novice can create a better sauce simply by substituting for tastier ingredients.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

lol eat my cum you whore


jackyl posted:

Pappys white lightning

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever

Chinatown posted:

i mean look at this guy hes probably cool as hell irl (hes probably dead idk)

anyways good sauce



stubb's is the only worthwhile store brand imo, and you can get it here in alaska so I assume the rest of the country should have access to it

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

criscodisco posted:

That's totally acceptable (the ketchup part), but might I suggest adding a bit of orange juice and apple cider vinegar before you simmer it down. Also, cutting the ketchup with some applesauce adds a nice flavor, too.

That all sounds pretty fuckin' good. Gonna try it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now this gives me an idea for fruity olive oil and OJ Vinaigrette, possibly with a touch of tarragon.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Not mustard So it's garbage

Reported for mustard-trolling

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


lol if you don't exclusively eat sweet bbq sauce

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



omg chael crash posted:

lol if you don't exclusively eat sweet bbq sauce

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No need for LOL, BBQ sauce must be sweet&sour anything else is an abomination before god and man.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
For a time I had simply assumed BBQ sauce would be something cool & good and when I looked into it I realized it's basically just like five different types of sugar. It's like slathering candy on meat. No.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm sure you could create some stevia sweetened sauce, ya pensie.

E: there you go http://www.lowcarbluxury.com/recipes/recipe-sauce11.html

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Jun 9, 2016

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
It's not a health issue, it's an issue of it being sweet. Just doesn't go with meat imo.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Ranch only for me thanks.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

The Cubelodyte posted:

That all sounds pretty fuckin' good. Gonna try it.

If you do, try to get a good applesauce with a pronounced apple flavor, not just Dole or whatever. Ketchup has a strong enough flavor that you can do about a 50/50 mix. I like to do that in conjuction with the OJ, because the citrus pops out the apple flavor.

Simmer it for at least a half hour, on the lowest heat you can produce a bubble every few seconds on. Be sure to have a lid loosely on the saucepan, though, because it's thick so the bubbles will splash all over your stovetop.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Elukka posted:

It's not a health issue, it's an issue of it being sweet. Just doesn't go with meat imo.

What do you put on meat?
I'll be sure to coat the whole length for you

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
hey just a quick q. for all you goons reading this thread who wants to slather up their jimmy with BBQ sauce and let me suck all on it?

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

hey just a quick q. for all you goons reading this thread who wants to slather up their jimmy with BBQ sauce and let me suck all on it?

Mustard-based or ketchup?

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