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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Bushmeister posted:

What I remember from last year:

the Reds are big burly guys who gas fast, like to play real physical and cheat like motherfuckers. Most Likely Team to contain career criminals.

the Blues are a garbage team for garbage people

This is correct, also any new viewers, last chance this year to become a lifelong fan of a team if you missed the verdi and bianchi bandwagons.

e- A lot of massive dudes on red.

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jun 12, 2016

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i officially support the blue losers. is bonfiglio playing this year

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lets go Rossi

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
why do the blues have Swedish flags everywhere

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

i officially support the blue losers. is bonfiglio playing this year

Hey I saw your green fan posts earlier. As for Bonfiglio I was just wondering the same thing, he wasn't in the first game so I'm wondering if the expulsion from last years final carried over, I know they carry from semis to finals in the same year.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Seltzer posted:

This is correct, also any new viewers, last chance this year to become a lifelong fan of a team if you missed the verdi and bianchi bandwagons.
I picked blue last year. This was clearly the wrong decision but it would destroy my honor to change.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I can't really side against "this is a team of criminals, they will cheat awesomely."

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Xerzes posted:

I can't really side against "this is a team of criminals, they will cheat awesomely."

Isn't that both teams?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Knockdowns already nice

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
I love these burly boys

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
wing passes to centre passes to wing passes to centre

centre holds it

meanwhile half the field are tackling each other

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Watching for the first time. So is it an understanding between the players that once you have pinned someone, they both have to stay down? This is confusing the hell out of me.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Here comes the stretcher

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
and there's the first stretcher. rip blue guy's leg

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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1st stretchering of the tourney, blue red is definitely the opposite of yesterdays game, getting testy already. Also someone on blue threw a spinning roundhouse

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
cool takedown by he fat guy, but this is definitely more in line with last year than yesterday

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
gently caress the reds and their boring possession based calcio

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
There is a sparring session between what could only be a 250 lbs guy against a man who would weigh 160 lbs soaking wet

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

gently caress the reds and their boring possession based calcio

That blue player kamikazeing at the red ballholder owned.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
18 minutes in and we have our first tackle of the person actually holding the ball of the game

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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2 expulsions ?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
AND SOMEONE JUST GOT TOSSED INTO THE STANDS

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Lol tossed out of the grounds, the reds are scummy as heck

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Haha are ring outs a legit tactic or just to piss them off?

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
did someone get tossed into the net

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Seltzer posted:

1st stretchering of the tourney, blue red is definitely the opposite of yesterdays game, getting testy already. Also someone on blue threw a spinning roundhouse

that was awesome

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This is a lot more violent than yesterday's match, which was basically a straight up ball game

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

let em play refs

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Cowardly tactics by the reds

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
There is a strange order to all of this. Guys know when they are beat, tap outs are respected, no double teaming.

oh nevermind there is a clusterfuck

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
these things happen in calcio storico. gentlemen. gentlemen we're on national television

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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This is boiling over only 15 mins in, excellent

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the blue guy with the mullet looks like the dead captain from Deadliest Catch

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Not sure how you have a brawl in a game that's basically a brawl to start with but they've managed it.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
show em how it's done blues

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
gently caress the reds! gently caress the reds! gently caress the reds!

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Why do the reds get 1/2 point when they got scored on?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

show em how it's done blues

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i'm a greens man now. tell your friends.

hmmmmm


Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anime Reference posted:

Not sure how you have a brawl in a game that's basically a brawl to start with but they've managed it.

and then a ball game broke out and a point got scored against the blues

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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
This is madness

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