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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Dr. Abysmal posted:

Why do the reds get 1/2 point when they got scored on?

The blue shot went over the net, over the net = .5 to the other team

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

the greens are out, so now i support the most green remaining team.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
The blue guy got the ball into the red net, and the red team got .5 points?

oh nevermind

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

the Reds are great, half their team looks like either Batista or Enzo

go reds

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the reds are insanely boring

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Seltzer posted:

The blue shot went over the net, over the net = .5 to the other team

It's hard for me to tell where the net actually is, and I also appreciate that apparently all 13 goals in yesterday's match were in-bounds

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

so far this game has fit into my analysis perfectly

Old Mullet Guy on Azzurri is my favorite player of the game though, the Rossi Man Mountain comes right after

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
The reds are never going to score

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the reds are insanely boring
They came to win and win ugly.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

the reds are insanely boring

They're really good at playing dirty and actually striking people which is why I want them in the final vs the offensive grace of the whites

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
If red sits on a .5-0 lead for the next half hour they will disgrace the spirit of calcio storico and bring shame to Santa Maria Novella.

Oh, never mind, blue got the ball while I was looking up where red represents.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Shameful shooting

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
loving... no!!!

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Yes. This is the Rossi I remember.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
if Blue could aim

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The red team will win solely based on the strength of the other team actually trying to score, but missing

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
drat now I want some public water

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
So the secret to winning is to stand around while the other team fucks up.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Was that an ad for drinking fountains?

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
If enough of the team is concussed, their shooters will have no aim

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The old fat guy with the long hair on the blue team is my favorite player

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i pray to god that bonfiglio shows up for the final against this field full of human turds

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I like the one super old guy on blue who looks like the slave owner from gladiator just getting smushed up against the wall

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the reds are insanely boring

eat your mud sandwich you filthy blue

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seltzer posted:

I like the one super old guy on blue who looks like the slave owner from gladiator just getting smushed up against the wall

the plague of wall and stall has invaded this game as well

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Dr. Abysmal posted:

The old fat guy with the long hair on the blue team is my favorite player

He looks like a filthier Meatloaf

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Triticum Guzzler's support is the kiss of death

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
God drat what a play

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

holy poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
disgusting.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Red tearing it to shreds today.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
IT'S THE CALCIO MARADONA

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

YEAH RED

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
goddammit why did i pick the cleveland browns of calcio

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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The blues are so unathletic lol. embarassing

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Hell yeah reds!

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Holy poo poo that fireman carry

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Ahahahaha

Don't get mad, get even

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Does throwing someone out get you thrown out?

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
We've now up to two attempts at victory by ring out.

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