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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I really hate them. I fantasize about killing them. Help me.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
:same:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


gently caress 'em

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
post in gip

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
you seem to be mentally ill op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the police hate you too, OP

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

this is the police please pull over this thread and put both hands on the keyboard

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

SweetKarma posted:

I really hate them. I fantasize about killing them. Help me.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

kazr posted:

this is the police please pull over this thread and put both hands on the keyboard

I'ma freeman of the net! I wasn't shitposting, just posting shittily

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

symbolic posted:

the police hate you too, OP

I think I hear something. What's that sound?






















*clack clack*

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the more hate people have for police, the more violent they must become. sort of like Vegeta

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

i find it very funny that the cops on the forum stay in their little GIP hugbox lol the only people who can stand to be around cops are dumb enough to join the military lolol oh man can't breathe

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaOKklB-LE&t=0m26s





















https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y5MjguI-pM

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


do you think it's possible to tie a noose in such a way that it looks like a donut

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013


'we put our lives on the line'

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Whoa man Ida P. Nightly too if I didn't Pee Daily!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The second name is also a play on words.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pricklypie posted:



'we put our lives on the line'

do these stats include the heart disease and diabetes caused by long term donut consumption

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax
careful or cops will seize gbs and then post after hours from the evidence locker

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJaOKklB-LE&t=71s

The pig hiding behind the garbage truck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZv550Ofye0&t=3m08s

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
How likely is it that the OP is white as the driven snow and has never actually suffered at the hands of police?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

H.H posted:

How likely is it that the OP is white as the driven snow and has never actually suffered at the hands of police?
101%

margin of error: 1%

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come?

Hard.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I hope the cops stomp your shithole into a bloody mire OP.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Then do something about it citizen

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

dethkon posted:

When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come?

Hard.

They already did that. The next time a pig knocks on my door I'm going to kill him.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
*knock knock*





























*clack clack*

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I hate the police unironically.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Maybe just chill and play out your police killing fantasy in safe environment like Grand Theft Auto policeman killing simulator?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

H.H posted:

How likely is it that the OP is white as the driven snow and has never actually suffered at the hands of police?

An acquaintance's son was killed by police a couple weeks ago on the 24th. Cops got called on a domestic where he was fighting with his girlfriend and had just got her in the car when they showed up. He fled on foot and they gunned him down. Cops tried to say he was armed because of a pocket knife in his car's center console, that he was 30 feet from, when they shot him in the back. Being white helped him not at all.

e: he was basically kidnapping her though since he was wanted on a felony heroin charge and was trying to flee justice. dumb fucker.

Ork of Fiction fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jun 9, 2016

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJHx3UFHMAQ&t=1m7s

Get hosed. See you later.

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

MiracleWhale posted:

do you think it's possible to tie a noose in such a way that it looks like a donut

I got the bakers on the job.





e: grabbed wrong pic.

Wee Stubby Nublet fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Jun 9, 2016

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy

H.H posted:

How likely is it that the OP is white as the driven snow and has never actually suffered at the hands of police?

I'm white and I got hosed with all the time when I was a teenager. Plenty of searches, trips to jail, frisked just for the gently caress of it. Cops love messing with kids.
One time me and four other guys were marched through town on foot in a straight line in front of everyone while two police cars followed us with their spotlights on to Venture so they could see if we were theives from earlier in the day.

I hate the police. Since they all assume everyone is a potential criminal, I assume they are all corrupt assholes.

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrdDwvVgh3s

help! help! help!

i'm being very clumsily/ineffectively battered!!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
If you hate police then you must black.
-H.H

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

I got the bakers on the job.





e: grabbed wrong pic.

the bread of revolution is leavened by injustice

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

SweetKarma posted:

If you hate police then you must black.
-H.H

lol. must be tough going through life with all that pent up rage.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Fun Fact: Cops are actually duty-bound to serve the public. Next time you see a cop, remind him of this extreme vulnerability, then command him to serve you, the public, by giving you a piggyback ride to wherever you feel like! Wow! Who needs a taxi!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

H.H posted:

lol. must be tough going through life with all that pent up rage.

Tell your daddy I said hello.




























At his funeral.

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

SweetKarma posted:

I really hate them. I fantasize about killing them. Help me.

Their music was pretty poo poo but not that poo poo. They wrote that stalker song which is cool.

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