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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
Why is weed such a favourite child of all goons but no one mentions the most important rocker fuel of all time? Seems like cocaine is the way to really have fun! I personally haven't tried it because it is too expensive, but I really dig the concept. Even the risk of overdose isn't that serious because anyone who has seen Pulp Fiction (ie. everyone) knows how to treat it.


here's some tunes to get you in the mood of this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM8wnlM1QMs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8B4BdAs0h4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJyQpAiMXkg



Don't do heroin, though! That stuff will kill you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCzuN47EwiI

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I think coke is too social for most goons. It's a drug for going out to the bar with. And any goon that smokes crack has already pawned his laptop.

Also, she ODs because she accidentally snorts Travolta's heroin. Just nitpicking!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I would try some cocaine if it was like weed and available in a pure form from the local store. :)

Doesn't really seem worth it to roll the dice now though, you're almost certainly just snorting a bunch of filler.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I don't like uppers. I need drugs to bring me doooooown.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i like to insufflate various kinds of speed

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
The problem with cocaine is that it is way too good. Did it once or twice almost a decade ago and still think about how good it would be to have some whenever that Eric Clapton song comes on the radio. That is a big flashing warning sign that it is Trouble. Stay away unless you are looking for a big problem drug habit.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

dethkon posted:

I think coke is too social for most goons. It's a drug for going out to the bar with. And any goon that smokes crack has already pawned his laptop.

Also, she ODs because she accidentally snorts Travolta's heroin. Just nitpicking!
Ok it's been a while since I've seen that flick and I only remember bits and pieces.


Also, a goon with no computer is no goon at all.



I have this theory that goons are a bunch of wimps and only try stuff that's widely available. Anything that would require actual effort to obtain is out of the question.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
I enjoy literally anything that alters my state.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
drugs are for doofuses

*inhales cig* *sips scotch* *chugs redbull* pops xanax* pops valium *pops adderal* eats THC candy* pops ambien* *pops codiene *swigs DXM cough syrup* eats nutmeg* puts on fentanyl diaper**exhales cig*

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Cocaine is fantastic if you are rich and white and have a god's sense of self control. If you can afford to do a few lines every now and again both mentally and physically, congrats you are basically a combination of batman and superman and the only thing you need to be careful about are lines that glow green.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

SnowblindFatal posted:

Ok it's been a while since I've seen that flick and I only remember bits and pieces.


Also, a goon with no computer is no goon at all.



I have this theory that goons are a bunch of wimps and only try stuff that's widely available. Anything that would require actual effort to obtain is out of the question.

I feel that you're probably right about that. But it doesn't explain the goon in the "I just did heroin" thread who won't smoke crack no matter how much I pester him. Crack mouth smoke the rocks!!!

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

SnowblindFatal posted:

Ok it's been a while since I've seen that flick and I only remember bits and pieces.


Also, a goon with no computer is no goon at all.



I have this theory that goons are a bunch of wimps and only try stuff that's widely available. Anything that would require actual effort to obtain is out of the question.

Actually I'm severely broken in the mind and do things that I shouldn't, I feel like other goons may share this idiosyncrasy.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I haven't done coke in like 6+ months although I usually still want to get some every time I get drunk (which is pretty rare now anyways). The main reason is that I hate dealing with loving coke dealers cause they all are big coke heads who only sell so they don't have to pay as much for coke. So you selling any?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I'll take one coke, please.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Cocaine is fun, especially in a casino town.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I'm amped up enough as it is. The last thing I need is cocaine.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Nathilus posted:

Cocaine is fantastic if you are rich and white and have a god's sense of self control. If you can afford to do a few lines every now and again both mentally and physically, congrats you are basically a combination of batman and superman and the only thing you need to be careful about are lines that glow green.

Oh come on now Natty boy. It's not THAT bad. There's probably millions of people who do coke once or twice a year, maybe at a new years party or their birthday if someone breaks it out. Am I crazy for thinking this?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

A bartender at a bar I used to frequent was also the dealer which is the best and worst combination possible, order a shot a particular way and it would come in stacked paper cups with the baggie in the bottom. The poster who is said coke is really, really good and that's why it is bad is 100% correct.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Honky Dong Country posted:

Cocaine is fun, especially in a casino town.

I bought some really good coke for what I thought was cheap at the MGM Grand in las vegas, and then the next day we got ripped off by some guys on the street outside the new yorker :(

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Naerasa posted:

I'm amped up enough as it is. The last thing I need is cocaine.

Good coke chills you out.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I've always been a Pepsicaine man myself

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I love coke

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm not joking, I like cocaine(or as it's known to some: white girl)

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Actually did some last night for the first time in quite a while. The quality wasn't very good.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Actually did some last night for the first time in quite a while. The quality wasn't very good.

Domestic USA cocaine quality is really bad. It's all about the Mexican meth game.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

The bottom line is simply as someone who enjoys drugs but is also poor, I have to look at the cost to effect ratio. Unless you're willing to throw down for an Eight Ball with a group of friends, coke is mad expensive and will last you, say, 15, 20 minutes tops. Whereas I can have a 16-20 hour acid trip for pocket change, leaving me enough money to buy a box of whipits and breakfast burritos for all my friends.

Also if you're in the Pacific Northwest, that poo poo's getting cut with opioids and it's killing people so lay off for awhile.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

caligulamprey posted:

Also if you're in the Pacific Northwest, that poo poo's getting cut with opioids and it's killing people so lay off for awhile.
Bullshit

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
coke is overrated imo, but if you do want to do it make sure you're drunk first. the molecules combine in the liver to make cocaethylene, which is coke but better

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Two women died up in Seattle last week because their coke was laced with acetyl fentanyl. I'm gonna stick to weed and trippin' for the next couple of months. Stay safe and not dead.

Crack
Apr 10, 2009

caligulamprey posted:

Two women died up in Seattle last week because their coke was laced with acetyl fentanyl. I'm gonna stick to weed and trippin' for the next couple of months. Stay safe and not dead.

this seems like it would be bad for business!

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
cocaine is really expensive and it's effects don't last very long, I don't understand why people like it so much. Especially now that super high-grade weed is available like everywhere.

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

City of Tampa posted:

cocaine is really expensive and it's effects don't last very long, I don't understand why people like it so much. Especially now that super high-grade weed is available like everywhere.

Weed is an escape from reality instead of a magical sword that makes reality your bitch.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Good line!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
not a fan of the drips but whatever

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Wafflz posted:

A bartender at a bar I used to frequent was also the dealer which is the best and worst combination possible, order a shot a particular way and it would come in stacked paper cups with the baggie in the bottom. The poster who is said coke is really, really good and that's why it is bad is 100% correct.

That is brilliant and very stupid at the same time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Did somebody say cocaine?
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
my weed dealer gives me lines sometimes, its pretty cool. its generally better than the stuff i can pick up too

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