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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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dethkon posted:

Oh come on now Natty boy. It's not THAT bad. There's probably millions of people who do coke once or twice a year, maybe at a new years party or their birthday if someone breaks it out. Am I crazy for thinking this?

If you are super rich and a coke dealer can bring you as much as you want at any time, it would probably take a lot of self-control. Doing a line at a party cause a friend brought some and "it's there", is a lot different.

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King Diamond
Dec 26, 2005

noctambulous nebab posted:

Weed is an escape from reality instead of a magical sword that makes reality your bitch.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Coke is super fun but I haven't done it in years and probably wouldn't touch it again unless I knew it wasn't cut with loving garbage like levamisole

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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caligulamprey posted:

Two women died up in Seattle last week because their coke was laced with acetyl fentanyl. I'm gonna stick to weed and trippin' for the next couple of months. Stay safe and not dead.

Is that the synthetic opiate that was killing a bunch of heroin users as well? You've got to be really loving desperate to buy some drug off the street and have no clue what's actually in it before taking it.

I watched a documentary on crack a while ago and the part I remember most was a mid-level dealer let the crew in his house (basically a completely empty apartment) and showed them how he made crack. He threw a little bit of coke in a big mixing bowl and then put a ton of other poo poo in there including a pink dye to brand it (dumb as gently caress lol). Then he finished making it and partitioned it out and give it to his dealers so they could go sell it on the streets. The interviewer asked him if he ever smoked crack and his reply was basically "gently caress no, did you just see how I made it?".

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jun 9, 2016

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

dethkon posted:

Oh come on now Natty boy. It's not THAT bad. There's probably millions of people who do coke once or twice a year, maybe at a new years party or their birthday if someone breaks it out. Am I crazy for thinking this?

No, people are just hyperbolic weirdos.

I get an 8ball to share with friends like maybe once a year or so, it's fine. No one turns into Scarface and we have a good night.

Snatch Duster posted:

not a fan of the drips but whatever

Oh man I love em.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
in college i stayed with a high school buddy for a weekend, he lived in the same house as a coke dealer

ended up leaving about a week and a half later? kind of avoid the stuff generally afterwards, turns you into a real self-centered person who makes short-sighted decisions

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Weed is a childrens drug for burnouts and teenagers.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
I can see why stock traders like coke so much though, in a sea of uncertainty and doubt it makes you feel confident and sure of your self. It's like the perfect drug for them.

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015

proctorbot posted:

The problem with cocaine is that it is way too good. Did it once or twice almost a decade ago and still think about how good it would be to have some whenever that Eric Clapton song comes on the radio. That is a big flashing warning sign that it is Trouble. Stay away unless you are looking for a big problem drug habit.

I agree with this post, gently caress just seeing someone doing it in a movie will make my heart start to race. With that being said, I still think it was a fun drug and it was a blessing in disguise that my dealer died (R.I.P Chris "The best coke dealer ever") or I would broke as gently caress or dead.

PS if anyone knows where I can score some, let me know. Just asking for a curious friend.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Why not just have some self discipline?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pm me if you want to buy some cocaine

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Roylicious posted:

Why not just have some self discipline?
i know right i can stop anytime

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape
my nose hurts just thinking about this thread

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
The reason the mirrors are all full of scratches.

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape

Roylicious posted:

I can see why stock traders like coke so much though, in a sea of uncertainty and doubt it makes you feel confident and sure of your self. It's like the perfect drug for them.

if they were serious professionals they would be on amphetamines

theyre on coke cuz theyre hedonistic scumfuckers

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Dunno amphetamines just amp you up they don't really give you the confidence needed to YOLO a multi million dollar trade.

I guess I don't have a ton of experience with amphetamines though I could be wrong.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Tenzarin posted:

The reason the mirrors are all full of scratches.
My cover sleeve of Feels so Good by Chuck Mangione on vinyl is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

It's also the perfect album to throw on at 4:30 in the morning when you've just ran out of coke and you switch over to some sort of heavy Indica to calm your rear end down while watching great white shark shows on Netflix.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

caligulamprey posted:

My cover sleeve of Feels so Good by Chuck Mangione on vinyl is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

It's also the perfect album to throw on at 4:30 in the morning when you've just ran out of coke and you switch over to some sort of heavy Indica to calm your rear end down while watching great white shark shows on Netflix.

can i come over

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Roylicious posted:

Dunno amphetamines just amp you up they don't really give you the confidence needed to YOLO a multi million dollar trade.

I guess I don't have a ton of experience with amphetamines though I could be wrong.

It totally depends on what you're taking. I used to have a prescription for Vyvanse and it felt like an 8 hour coke bender. I got sick of being constantly dehydrated and never being hungry though.

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape
i find coke too recreational to do much on other than bullshit lip flapping

amphs are way better for technical poo poo

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Coke is extra fun if you can convince your friends to buy a few eightballs and wash it down to purify it. Once you do some relatively pure coke you'll never go back, and since it's so much work/expensive you won't develop a habit either.

The purer stuff just makes you feel awesome. Most of the lovely side effects are from adulterants. (Or because you drank like a bottle of vodka along with it, which does happen.) If you're having a bad come-down it's a lot to do with impurities.

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape
my point being that the industry is dominated by sheisters hence the preference for yay

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Is it true you can't get an erection on coke, because it prevents your body from putting too much blood in one place or some poo poo? Sounds like BS, but that's what someone told me. (or maybe it's hard to keep an erection? whatever)

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mike12345 posted:

Is it true you can't get an erection on coke, because it prevents your body from putting too much blood in one place or some poo poo? Sounds like BS, but that's what someone told me. (or maybe it's hard to keep an erection? whatever)
it tears your dick off

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Family and friends are my cocain

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

mike12345 posted:

Is it true you can't get an erection on coke, because it prevents your body from putting too much blood in one place or some poo poo? Sounds like BS, but that's what someone told me. (or maybe it's hard to keep an erection? whatever)

Like any other drug it has varied side effects that don't all hit everyone the same way but yeah unable to get it up can be a side effect of cocaine.

I don't think it is because of preventing blood from going where it needs to though, that sounds like it would kill you (your brain probably draws more blood than an erection for example).

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Inject your cocaine for maximum efficiency

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I ended up in a threeway with a fun couple who plied me with huge rails of the yayo. Girl giving enthusiastic head while getting a rimjob.
I think my dick actually shrank some, lol

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Tumble posted:

The purer stuff just makes you feel awesome. Most of the lovely side effects are from adulterants. (Or because you drank like a bottle of vodka along with it, which does happen.) If you're having a bad come-down it's a lot to do with impurities.

That's the biggest problem with coke and what passes for ecstasy these days -- poo poo is impure / stepped on like mad. Probably due to illegal immigrants, mostly.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Un-l337-Pork posted:

That's the biggest problem with coke and what passes for ecstasy these days -- poo poo is impure / stepped on like mad. Probably due to illegal immigrants, mostly.

I'm sure Trump will fix the low-quality drugs problem facing this great country.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

mike12345 posted:

Is it true you can't get an erection on coke, because it prevents your body from putting too much blood in one place or some poo poo? Sounds like BS, but that's what someone told me. (or maybe it's hard to keep an erection? whatever)

Depends on the person. I'm the kind that can't get a hard on while on coke. Meanwhile my buddy is screwing some woman he met on the casino floor that he convinced he was a doctor.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I didn't read anything itt yet, but I'm here to say I prefer pepsi

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Serviette posted:

I didn't read anything itt yet, but I'm here to say I prefer pepsi

Joke's been made, pally

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Champenema posted:

I ended up in a threeway with a fun couple who plied me with huge rails of the yayo. Girl giving enthusiastic head while getting a rimjob.
I think my dick actually shrank some, lol

wow cool story

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



coke sucks because you need to do a huge line every 30 minutes all night once you get going. that is expensive as gently caress

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I went through a half ounce in 3 days. It was a lot of fun. Another time I bought a quarter and banged this Heroin addict who couldn't handle the up.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
like a lot of drugs it is just expensive poison. there are a lot of people who didn't see their 55th birthday because they destroyed their heart with coke.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dmitri-9 posted:

like a lot of drugs it is just expensive poison. there are a lot of people who didn't see their 55th birthday because they destroyed their heart with coke.
this is why i freebase rat poison

cheap and effective

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dmitri-9 posted:

like a lot of drugs it is just expensive poison. there are a lot of people who didn't see their 55th birthday because they destroyed their heart with coke.

:[ rip to whoever you lost haha condolences

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Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Dmitri-9 posted:

like a lot of drugs it is just expensive poison. there are a lot of people who didn't see their 55th birthday because they destroyed their heart with coke.

Yeah and there's people on LSD who jump off 3 story buildings thinking they can fly, doesn't mean it's the acid's fault.

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