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I dont understand why people dont have more anxiety about driving cars, its the most dangerous thing you do on a daily basis, cars are 500lb death machines, and every statistic about death compares it by saying youre more likely to die driving yo work. Its also not up to you..owning and driving is a lot like doggystyle sex, its stinky, women hate it, but it gets easier as time goes on
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how would you know i'm 11
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Jun 9, 2016 23:37
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probably that people don't like me, OP e: misinterpreted the thread
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I find a couple beers helps the nerves
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Jun 9, 2016 23:43
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sometimes, when the pressure gets too high, you just have to shut your eyes, stomp the gas, and pray.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:45
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500 lbs? cars are like usually 1500-3000 lbs.
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Zorodius posted:sometimes, when the pressure gets too high, you just have to shut your eyes, stomp the gas, and pray. dont do this more than once a day on your commute
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Jun 9, 2016 23:46
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I dont understand why people dont have more anxiety about driving cars, its the most dangerous thing you do on a daily basis, cars are 500lb death machines, and every statistic about death compares it by saying youre more likely to die driving yo work. Yeah, and then a lot of the time you're constantly in Micro-almost accidents, where a guy stops a little too fast when taking a left, or when taking a right into a parking lot they stick out too much, or on the freeway somebody just edges too close to you. Let alone all the people who straight out just cut you off because they are late getting to work.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:46
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as others have said... 3 beers and half a jay will usually get me calmed down enough to drive. Sometimes I'll take like a fentanyl patch and a hand full of oxycontin and then die because i left the windows up and the AC off.... I'm basically a labrador retriever. my wife might try to scam life insurance for my wrongful death even though I was basically abusing the gently caress out of pain killers. I roll both ways.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:48
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Jun 9, 2016 23:49
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I hate left turns in the US Get some traffic circles ffs theyre great
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Jun 9, 2016 23:49
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new brad bird film looking good
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Jun 9, 2016 23:50
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rear end cobra posted:I hate left turns in the US typical corporate shill trying to put break pad manufacturers out of business.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:51
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I ride motorcycles so a car is easy mode.
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Jun 9, 2016 23:56
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because its easy as poo poo OP how bitchmade do you have to be
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Jun 9, 2016 23:57
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also get the gently caress out of the fastlane OP you loving TURD!!!!!
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Jun 9, 2016 23:58
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once you resign yourself to the futility of existence and the inevitable end that awaits everyone, driving gets a lot more enjoyable
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Jun 10, 2016 00:01
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*suddenly swerves threee lanes over with no blinkers*
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Jun 10, 2016 00:06
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rear end cobra posted:*suddenly swerves threee lanes over with no blinkers* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuaPZWkvZ0
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Jun 10, 2016 00:09
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rear end cobra posted:I hate left turns in the US LA left turns are the worst because they are mostly unprotected and traffic is poo poo so the only way to turn left is to sit in the middle of the intersection and 1-2 cars can manage a left turn after the light is red and before the perpendicular traffic, now with a green light, gets up to full speed
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Jun 10, 2016 00:13
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i play the guess if other drivers are good at math or bad at swimming game and always win
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Jun 10, 2016 00:14
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I have PTSD from seeing a dude get thrown from his car when he tried to ram me with it and then promptly flipped it at 100km/h because he was driving like an insane person, ama (actually don't)
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Jun 10, 2016 00:15
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lord waffle beard
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MC Eating Disorder posted:I have PTSD from seeing a dude get thrown from his car when he tried to ram me with it and then promptly flipped it at 100km/h because he was driving like an insane person, ama (actually don't) nice
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Jun 10, 2016 00:42
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rear end cobra posted:I hate left turns in the US It's hilarious when out of state people don't understand how they work and honk at you and flip you off when they were the one not understanding how a simple rotary works. I had a guy from florida tailgate me and honk his horn for like 5 minutes in Boston.
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Jun 10, 2016 00:46
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vape a bowl and chill oot friend
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Jun 10, 2016 00:48
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Wendigee posted:cars are like usually 1500-3000 lbs. Not in America they aren't.
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Jun 10, 2016 01:04
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Just nut up and drive your goddamn car OP.
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Jun 10, 2016 01:07
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crabcakes66 posted:Not in America they aren't. My 2011 Crown Vic weighs over two tons.
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Jun 10, 2016 01:52
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i am a driver. a real driver. im not one of those "one hand on the wheel one hand on the coffee" style drivers. im not even a "one hand on the wheel one hand on the beer" kind of driver (its illegal in my state). im a one of a kind driver, the best driver, the only one who thinks about what im doing, the only one who knows the rules, the only one who can read the colors on a traffic signal with 100% accuracy. im the only one who knows you can't turn into the outside lane from the inside lane on a left hand turn from one two lane to another two lane road. im the guy wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat in the middle of the summer. im the one.
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Jun 10, 2016 01:55
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i drive a truck part time and haven't killed anyone in like 5 years, so yeah, it's not that dangerous, really. i drive like 50k miles a year, and that's like 250k miles which is 10 times around the earth, for only one person killed. imho ice cream is probably more dangerous if you really think about it, i mean, 250 thousand miles of ice cream is a lot isn't it
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Jun 10, 2016 01:57
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i have never met a woman who didn't like doggystyle sex. and don't speak ill of the stank. the stank of procreation my friend.
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Jun 10, 2016 01:58
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:.owning and driving is a lot like doggystyle sex, its stinky, women hate it, but it gets easier as time goes on Hey look everyone, the OP is another virgin goon that doesn't understand sex.
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Jun 10, 2016 02:00
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my strategy is distance myself from all other drivers because theyre 9 times out of 10 loving retarded whether that means going fast or slow or speed limit i dont care just get me away from these dickfucks
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Jun 10, 2016 02:10
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I can't drive on account of having shake-brains. Checkmate.
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*praise google be* https://www.google.com/search?q=average+weight+of+a+car&oq=aver&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l4.1623j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 4000 lbs is the average car weight in 'merica because Wendigee fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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Jun 10, 2016 02:13
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i hate this stereotype because it implies there are people out there who are good and/or not bad at driving you all loving suck. get the gently caress outta my way
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Is it okay if me and my cyclist friends take this one lane for about five car-spans? I know there's a pedway right over there, but we like being able to yell things to eachother and that's hard to do single-file. Also, you might hit a pedestrian with your bicycle and that would be dangerous
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Ok, after years of the conflating doggystyle with anal sex gimmick, it is now hilarious. Well done!
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Vim Fuego posted:Ok, after years of the conflating doggystyle with anal sex gimmick, it is now hilarious. Well done!
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