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I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
The dream is alive and in my town, I can't believe my luck!

quote:

Police Scotland have come in for a roasting after they objected to a licence for a gourmet hot dog restaurant in Stirling’s city centre.
An application for a provisional premises licence for The Dawg Hoose at 44 King Street was brought before Stirling Licensing Board last week.

The police are worried about an increase in hotdog fuelled crime:

quote:

The police are bringing in all sorts of crimes that just don’t happen in a hot dog bistro and I feel their report is quite unfair. I don’t agree with it.

especially excited about this (with our powers combined it should be super racist)

quote:

The premises would also specialise in traditional Scottish folk music and acoustic singers and be a “fusion of Scottish and American heritage”.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/police-dawg-hoose-over-objections-8150653#bXE7gIeouryxKt0A.97

Really looking forward to sampling those dawgs. The dawg hoose got their licence, and I assume their vital kitchen infrastructure, in the end, so everything turned out ok.

I'd also like to state I'm just excited about this Dawg Hoose in particular and this post has no relation to any other meat-tube/location based topics that may or may not have been bannable in the past. thank you.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
all kindsa dogs

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

one time i heard a canadian ask "whats this all aboot" and i didn't really know what to say because i assumed he was asking about the current situation but his words said something about a boot so i stared at him blankly until he left.

this is a metaphor for the dawg hoose.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
When I think of businesses that attract crime I don't think of bars, liquor stores, casinos, or brothels, I think of hotdog stands.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
law dog

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
haggis dog

Loch Ness Fries.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

Nigmaetcetera posted:

When I think of businesses that attract crime I don't think of bars, liquor stores, casinos, or brothels, I think of hotdog stands.

i see you've never visited stirling friend. reclaimed-meat based violence is a constant danger and our authorities are powerless

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

pyled hee

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Chips.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Nah. Just doesn't have the ring to it

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
doobye mehlt ye cheese laddie

thees ies a barrister

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


doobie feed tha bairns

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

feeve geeze burghers and chips

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Lagavulin 16 in the BOTTLE

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

oobye och oose

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

tomstuart posted:

Buckfast in the BOTTLE

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Give the laddies what they on about

naem
May 29, 2011

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

:eyepop:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


veent hoad

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
what are you guys talking about

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Bad froggers man, the worst.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

tomstuart posted:

Irn bru in the BOTTLE

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


imagine if the proprietors wife had a large jaw hahaha but in scotland!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Do they got there oil changes?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

well, i would go to a scottish-american fusion restaurant

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

well, i would go to a scottish-american fusion restaurant

You mean McDonalds?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
closed for old firm matches

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ay polis yer arses rear end and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen back-pokin snake get away from me dawg hoose

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what does this have to do with Doobie?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
does a combo come with a free UK pedophile rape

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i was hoping the doobster was at it again, voted 1 for getting my hopes up

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

vols bitch posted:

does a combo come with a free UK pedophile rape

sorry, no combos

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

does a combo come with a free UK pedophile rape

you don't need a combo for that

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

you don't need a combo for that

convenient

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