WWDC 2016 thread: hair force one returns

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Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

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hes right though if you can't calculate 20% your a idiot

# ? Jun 16, 2016 18:58

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:11

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

GameCube posted:

quoting for posterity. sagebrush continues to amaze us with his all-encompassing knowledge

all hail sagebrush, king of the humblebrag

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:04

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Grandmaster.flv posted:

hes right though if you can't calculate 20% your a idiot

what if i want to tip based on a series of arcane rules that exist only in my head and result in a 7.63% tippe?

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:29

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

i just press the button on the debit machine

where do you live? estonia? who pays cash

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:33

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Vintersorg posted:

i just press the button on the debit machine

where do you live? estonia? who pays cash

what?

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:50

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

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Vintersorg posted:

i just press the button on the debit machine

where do you live? estonia? who pays cash

-a rich white idiot

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:52

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Last Chance posted:

all hail sagebrush, king of the humblebrag

all shall fear my mystical ability to double a number

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:29

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Vintersorg posted:

i just press the button on the debit machine

where do you live? estonia? who pays cash

why are you using a debit card instead of a credit card on retail transactions

i hvae never understood that

' why yes i'll use the option which shifts all risk directly onto me, the consumer'

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:31

cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

I absolutely loving LOVE how selfish Apple is when it comes to putting their own users first. It's something I deeply admire, and absolutely wish Google did more with Android.

Google puts stuff out like Gboard first on ios, and they also have way nicer versions of apps like Hangouts on there too. They're almost cuckolds when it comes to Android software.

I will always hate how Google and Microsoft put Apple first a lot of times, and love how Android and Windows are always a far afterthought for Apple.

If ios was a little less restrictive and feature rich, I'd jump to it in a second.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/4odlqb/apple_exec_explains_why_imessage_did_not_come_to/d4bw7sx

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:52

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

cremnob posted:

I absolutely loving LOVE how selfish Apple is when it comes to putting their own users first. It's something I deeply admire, and absolutely wish Google did more with Android.

Google puts stuff out like Gboard first on ios, and they also have way nicer versions of apps like Hangouts on there too. They're almost cuckolds when it comes to Android software.

I will always hate how Google and Microsoft put Apple first a lot of times, and love how Android and Windows are always a far afterthought for Apple.

If ios was a little less restrictive and feature rich, I'd jump to it in a second.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/4odlqb/apple_exec_explains_why_imessage_did_not_come_to/d4bw7sx

it's funny because the reason that google and microsoft put their good poo poo on ios is that nobody on the other pltaforms ever pays for anything and also development nightmare

like, even google knows that developing for android is a nightmare.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:54

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Vintersorg posted:

i just press the button on the debit machine

where do you live? estonia? who pays cash

p sure payment systems in Estonia are on average far ahead of where they are in the US

hell, they were probably ahead of the US even before they seceded from the Soviet Union

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:28

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Actually, Android is very good and better than ios

# ? Jun 17, 2016 00:29

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

life is easier when you do not tip

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:08

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

tipping is a bad system and should go away but as long as it's the only way to get fair pay to service personnel I'm gonna keep doing it

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:24

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

let's go live to the show floor for some more hot updates on tipping strategies

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:32

Casual Encountess: Dec 14, 2005; "You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."

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as an ex bartender, not tipping is a sure fire way to not get another drink from me

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:37

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oh cool cremnob is now becoming a random reddit repost bot

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:37

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

yay tipping chat. the wisdom of goons

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:16

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

BONGHITZ posted:

life is easier when you do not tip

no service no problem!

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:53

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

I can never tip another

# ? Jun 17, 2016 03:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.