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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts


rip OSX

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

first post

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



make craig ceo

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
so ready for the hosed up mbp

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i'm told this is going to be software focused

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I want a vr headset and a self driving car and an arc reactor please tim

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

id like a cure for aids

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Apple branded fleshlights

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

They removed buttons from the mouse so now they going to remove F-keys from the keyboard

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Users were confounded by the behavior of the power button so we removed it, Macs are always on now.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



triple sulk posted:

make craig ceo

i will repost this for posterity

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



maniacdevnull posted:

Users were confounded by the behavior of the power button so we removed it, Macs are always on now.

the entire keyboard is just one simple button ty tim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I'm excited for all the cash grabs to save the dying app store.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

ads in the app store. amazing

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

graph posted:

i'm told this is going to be software focused

people say it will be software focused probably because for 2 years it's been software focused. but they released the Mac Pro at WWDC in 2013.

and right now just about every single Mac product is overdue for an update (not pictured: Thunderbolt Display)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



it's amazing how quickly they stopped giving a poo poo about the mac pro

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



PleasureKevin posted:

people say it will be software focused probably because for 2 years it's been software focused. but they released the Mac Pro at WWDC in 2013.

and right now just about every single Mac product is overdue for an update (not pictured: Thunderbolt Display)



lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



it's bad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
what the gently caress? it's loving saturday. Do this poo poo during the week. Christ.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

what the gently caress? it's loving saturday. Do this poo poo during the week. Christ.

:doh:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Jonny 290 posted:

what the gently caress? it's loving saturday. Do this poo poo during the week. Christ.

loving calendar bugs

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Jonny 290 posted:

what the gently caress? it's loving saturday. Do this poo poo during the week. Christ.

it takes a long time to get my boner started

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

maniacdevnull posted:

Users were confounded by the behavior of the power button so we removed it, Macs are always on now.

about drat time

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

"Apple will announce that iMessage encrypted text messaging is coming to Android users at WWDC next Monday at WWDC 2016, according to a source familiar with the company’s thinking."

they better not loving get blue bubbles

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Pinterest Mom posted:

"Apple will announce that iMessage encrypted text messaging is coming to Android users at WWDC next Monday at WWDC 2016, according to a source familiar with the company’s thinking."

they better not loving get blue bubbles

don't do this, tim

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

are android users really people?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



build the paywall, make apple great again tim

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


iMessage almost has an okay key-distribution model that works with multiple devices. The problem is there's no audit trail for keys per user, if it had that I would be very okay with cross-platform iMessage.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
subscription iMessage for bad phone owners, lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

will they fix the problem with imessage where it becomes completely unusable requiring a phone reboot if it can't send an image?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

give me a drat cancel button at least

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



idk it always just times out eventually and offers a resend if I want for me

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

idk it always just times out eventually and offers a resend if I want for me

sometimes it does that. most of the time it just breaks

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


Ain't that the truth

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Does it still have the circa 2013 internals?

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
yes

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

Pinterest Mom posted:

"Apple will announce that iMessage encrypted text messaging is coming to Android users at WWDC next Monday at WWDC 2016, according to a source familiar with the company’s thinking."

good. kill sms.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pinterest Mom posted:

"Apple will announce that iMessage encrypted text messaging is coming to Android users at WWDC next Monday at WWDC 2016, according to a source familiar with the company’s thinking."

they better not loving get blue bubbles

oh cool tim is tacitly admitting he wants to drop all pretense and make android phones

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cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

it's weird a company the size of apple seems to only be able to focus on phones or laptops but not both at the same time

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