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Wine vs Beer vs Liquor
WINE is the best!
BEER is the best!
LIQUOR is the best!
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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Which drink is the best to imbibe?

Wine?:


Beer?:


Liquor?:



Which form of alcohol do you prefer? Which form of alcohol do you hate? Please share your reasoning and have fun talking about drinking!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Depends on what the poo poo I am doing.

so.

Yes, op. Yes.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
piss

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

very brave of you to admit this

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

very brave of you to admit this

im a bwave widdle boy and i like piss

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Where is Cider?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Beer all the way.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I like the sissy baby beers in the summertime

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

hollly poo poo!!!

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Crowsbeak posted:

Where is Cider?

in the loving toilet where it belongs.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Crowsbeak posted:

Where is Cider?

falls under beer, itt

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Opioid's and weed.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Crowsbeak posted:

Where is Cider?

Over there

*points off a cliff

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Voted Goku

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


btw blood marys own

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

vyst posted:

Voted Goku

looks like we got ourselves a "comedian"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the correct answer is original formulation 4 loko

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Nothing hits the spot like a cold one OP but a screwdriver comes pretty close.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



gently caress stupid hipsters and their lovely craft microbrews.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hector Beerlioz posted:

looks like we got ourselves a "comedian"

I'm a real riot around the ol office watercooler I'll tell you what.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what does pruno classify as

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

second question - what does eating a bunch of spoiled and fermented apples because youre stoned and also having the lamest rumspringa ever count as

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

second question - what does eating a bunch of spoiled and fermented apples because youre stoned and also having the lamest rumspringa ever count as

ingenuity

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

who gives a gently caress what you drink? the point is the same: get drunk enough to temporarily get past the psychological walls you've built since your childhood so you can, for just a brief moment, feel something. grieve for your father, cry with joy for the birth of your children, feel decades old repressed heartbreak, and truly experience an emotional state even if it's a painful one. liquor works best though.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
why in the gently caress is this not a checkbox? if the shits got an alcohol content associated with it, then i'm drinking it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Iron Prince posted:

why in the gently caress is this not a checkbox? if the shits got an alcohol content associated with it, then i'm drinking it.

Checkbox polls are for cowards and children, pick your favorite and commit.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I've really, really tried to get into wine; it's not for lack of trying. I just can't get into it, they all taste pretty bad IMO. Beer for flavor and to drink with meals, liquor to get hosed up.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
WIne is better with a rare steak than any other type of alcohol.

Every other type of alcohol is better at any other time.

Unless there is a cheese and fruit selection. Then wine is also acceptable.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
depends if it has alcohol in it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I like drinking beer and then mouthwash when I run out of beer, I guess

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I drink O'Douls because I enjoy beer but like to keep a clear head in case of emergencies.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

liquor is lowest in calories and highest in alcohol you'd have to be a real doyoyoy to pick anything else

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Chinatown posted:

the correct answer is original formulation sparks

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


quite obviously beer

1) it tastes v good
2) it has culture
3) its culture isn't made up of stiff french cunts wearing suits in dank basements

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Getting pissed on cheap red wine rules, even if the hang over is loving horrible.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I drink rum/cola or fruity beers at home (Bug Light Lemonritas or whatever), when I'm at a bar or whatever I drink Coors Light or Bug Light.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

skeletonotherkin posted:

Getting pissed on cheap red wine rules, even if the hang over is loving horrible.

Oh....oh gently caress.
Red wine hangover is only second to dirt loving cheap beer, read as natty light, hangover.

I'd rather someone hit me with a sledgehammer.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
MORE BEER FOR BEER GOD

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Beer is for frat boys and wife beaters.
Wine is for snooty pissbabies
Liquor is for hardcore drunks

Hard Cider is the best option.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i miss that poo poo hella bad for real

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