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Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


#e3 on synirc.net

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Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva
They're gonna have to do some work to top that ridiculously oversold Minecraft HoloLens demo from last year.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva

haveblue posted:

It sounds like my decision to watch MS's own stream, which has nothing on it right now but easy-listening music and an "event starting soon" banner, was the correct one.

I also made this decision and I am not regretting it.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
It's already been 3-4 years since the Bone came out? Time flies. :psyduck:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Time to stop talking about VR so Microsoft themselves can start talking about VR.

I don't want to hear about VR. :(

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



haveblue posted:

It sounds like my decision to watch MS's own stream, which has nothing on it right now but easy-listening music and an "event starting soon" banner, was the correct one.

Imagine a jump cut from the bored pretending to by hyped Geoff to literal screeching. And there's the threat of more "Youtube personalities" to come...

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
tradagy

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


microsoft is too late

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Anatharon posted:

It's already been 3-4 years since the Bone came out? Time flies. :psyduck:

It's been just over 3 years since the reveal, and a little over 2.5 years that it's been available to purchase.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Anatharon posted:

It's already been 3-4 years since the Bone came out? Time flies. :psyduck:

3 years in like October

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I, too, mourn the recent trategy in Orlando.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Oh dear.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

ok I heard it right

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
Xbox Ones

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Let the cringe begin.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
GAME'S JOURNALISM

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

The gently caress was that.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

the gaming community mourns with you

now watch this noscope headshot

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



And here comes the Xbox Slim.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Oh boy, Hotline Miami 3

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I thought I was going to have to bail on this at 1 for the Apple event but it looks like I'm already watching it :confused:

Morby
Sep 6, 2007
Xbox One S? So they're blatantly ripping off Apple once again?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Xbox One poo poo

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
[cheering and applauding]

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Revised version of a console no one wanted in the first place.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
CHEERING AND APPLAUDING (actually silence from the crowd)

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

What!? A small Xbox??

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Here comes the dumpster fire

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I expect to see nothing but garbage again. We'll see Rare come out with some VR gimmick garbage no one wants or cares about and that's it.

Also LOL at the subtiltes.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
xboneS

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
DEEP DOOP DEEP DOOP DEEP DOOP

This is the music they are going with?

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!



Gripped, for Gamer Pleasure

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
It's still bigger than the ps4. Probably.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
baby xbox

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

Regy Rusty posted:

What!? A small Xbox??

But but... XBOX HUEG

The smallest Xbox One ever :laffo:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
You could fit two Xbox One S consoles inside a single original Xbox controller!

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Sort of pointless watching this since so much of it (everything?) got leaked. Unless you like cringing as much as I do.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


woo

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Did I hear some booing mixed in with the announcement of the slim?

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Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
hey Phil

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