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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
IM bored at work. Anyone know a game or some kind of other browswer time waster that will waste a bunch of time, but also not be super obvious I am not working?

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hi op, I watch this penguin cam all day.

http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243934/

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


JakeP posted:

IM bored at work. Anyone know a game or some kind of other browswer time waster that will waste a bunch of time, but also not be super obvious I am not working?

Diablo 2 fits on a USB and is easily minimized with lots of keyboard shortcuts to make it look like you're typing an email instead of laying down sick-rear end death sentries. :twisted:

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
drink small amounts of poison and see how far you can push yourself without going over the edge

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

exquisite tea posted:

Diablo 2 fits on a USB and is easily minimized with lots of keyboard shortcuts to make it look like you're typing an email instead of laying down sick-rear end death sentries. :twisted:

id rather stare at my monitor for 8 hours than play diablo 2 in 2016

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
You can play the original Oregon trail game here: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_Deluxe_The_1992

Don't get owned by dysentery or cholera! Good luck

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


JakeP posted:

id rather stare at my monitor for 8 hours than play diablo 2 in 2016

Either way, you're staring at a monitor.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

b-minus1 posted:

You can play the original Oregon trail game here: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_Deluxe_The_1992

Don't get owned by dysentery or cholera! Good luck

Windows 98 has died from Scarlet Fever!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
A friend of mine works as a network security specialist at some company with the need for such a thing. He plays Uplink a lot at work

TheVekter
Sep 29, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Facebook is loving garbage but there's actually some pretty solid games on it, at least for wasting time.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
write a screenplay about a mishchevious street urchin who stows away aboard a frigate bound for spain and dies

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
maybe he gets eaten by pelicans. maybe gets eaten by a shark. maybe he gets eaten by barnicles. its up to you. thanks for coming along on this journey with me. i love you so much

TheVekter
Sep 29, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

maybe he gets eaten by pelicans. maybe gets eaten by a shark. maybe he gets eaten by barnicles. its up to you. thanks for coming along on this journey with me. i love you so much

I love you too, random goon. :sympathy:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

TheVekter posted:

I love you too, random goon. :sympathy:

Enfields not some random goon, show some respect

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
play drug wars

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
also I'm not gonna link it so suck my balls jake

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Are you loving kidding me, Beth?! Get back in the wagon and stay there.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi op, I watch this penguin cam all day.

http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243934/

No penguin on this camera I am so mad right now.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

reignofevil posted:

No penguin on this camera I am so mad right now.

Check back in two hours and all 18 of them will be gathered around eating!! :)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Idk any sites that make it look like ur tugging d in the men's room

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

Idk any sites that make it look like ur tugging d in the men's room
:wth:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Here's a game for you: start a cool new project at work.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

b-minus1 posted:

You can play the original Oregon trail game here: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_Deluxe_The_1992

Don't get owned by dysentery or cholera! Good luck

I won! Thanks for wishing me luck.

TheVekter
Sep 29, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

reignofevil posted:

I won! Thanks for wishing me luck.

:hfive: good job wasting time at work

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
See how many paper clips you can fit in your penis hole, then tomorrow try to break your record.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

notZaar posted:

Here's a game for you: start a cool new project at work.

Reported for trolling

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Fondle your nuts for hours of endless entertainment, op

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
zork.

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem
your job

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

I don't have any work to do today shitlord, i don't work at mcdonalds where there is something to do around the clock like you

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

OctoberBlues posted:

Check back in two hours and all 18 of them will be gathered around eating!! :)

These penguins have ten minutes to get back here and entertain me.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Super Hate Your Job II: Turbo Remix

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

JakeP posted:

I don't have any work to do today shitlord, i don't work at mcdonalds where there is something to do around the clock like you

how dare you, this burger king is totally empty right now

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Solemn Lemons posted:

how dare you, this burger king is totally empty right now

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
**grabs dingy blue rag out of red bucket filled with completely opaque "sanitizer water" and starts wiping one spot on the counter until a customer comes in**

Bleh Maestro
Aug 30, 2003

b-minus1 posted:

You can play the original Oregon trail game here: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_Deluxe_The_1992

Don't get owned by dysentery or cholera! Good luck

I can't get it to work! :(

I wanna waste my work day on this.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

:siren:PENGUIN FEEDING TIME:siren:

http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243934/

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Bleh Maestro posted:

I can't get it to work! :(

I wanna waste my work day on this.

That sucks. keep trying! Does the game load at all?

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