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My housemate owns this really lovely late-90s Honda. It drives nicely and all, but it looks pretty crappy and the fabric liner on the interior ceiling has fallen out. The interior has this permanently and mysteriously tacky feeling on every surface. It's inexplicable. Due to a disability, my housemate can't really drive any more, so her dad drives it. Her dad parks it on the street out of habit. This isn't unusual or an issue normally ... Except for the fact that he's basically turned the car into a loot pinata for any rear end in a top hat with a few minutes to waste. He's done the following things over the last few months of me living here: - Left the keys to the house on the dash while the car was unlocked - Left his wallet full of cash on the passenger seat (which was subsequently stolen) with the doors unlocked - Left the trunk open with tools and equipment just sitting there (that time the neighbor ran some kids off who started taking things from it) - Left his manbag (purse? murse? handbag?) on the driver's seat with his phone, wallet, and $400 in cash (which was subsequently stolen) - Walked off with the driver's door open and three bags of groceries inside He'll also walk outside, leaving the front door wide open, and forget to close it when he returns. Despite (because of?) these issues, he constantly freaks the gently caress out about security and the house is rigged with security systems, redundant locks, alarms, security lights, and you get the idea. But, like I said, he's essentially turned the Honda out front into a loot pinata that anyone walking by might benefit from and we've started keeping basically nothing but pocket change and wet wipes in the car. This culminated in the car being broken into three separate times by three different people before noon. Windows are busted, latch on the trunk is destroyed, and the ignition is but a memory and a broken promise. They didn't take the change in the ashtray, though.  Edit: It has been confirmed that the wet wipes were stolen. I repeat: The wet wipes were stolen. tokomon fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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What's her disability except being a dumbass ? e ho its the dad nvm
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Jun 14, 2016 07:13
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Her primary disability seems to be having a dad that likes to make her property a target for theft.
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Jun 14, 2016 07:15
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no sure where to go with this OP but ill share a story about walking home super drunk and seeing a similar year car parked on the road and my own car key just straight up opened the door so i sat right down but it wouldnt start thankfully because im pretty sure i would have just drove it off haha i think i would have committed drunk accidently auto theft
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Jun 14, 2016 07:18
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numberoneposter posted:no sure where to go with this OP but ill share a story about walking home super drunk and seeing a similar year car parked on the road and my own car key just straight up opened the door so i sat right down but it wouldnt start thankfully because im pretty sure i would have just drove it off haha i think i would have committed drunk accidently auto theft Last time I was walking home drunk it was in six inch platform boots and I would have paid for the chance to commit drunk accidental auto theft.
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Jun 14, 2016 07:22
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20 years ago I had a neighbor named AIDS Larry and he had dementia and would wander the neighborhood naked at night and rub his junk in your cars.
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Jun 14, 2016 08:19
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criscodisco posted:20 years ago I had a neighbor named AIDS Larry and he had dementia and would wander the neighborhood naked at night and rub his junk in your cars.
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Jun 14, 2016 08:21
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just gently caress it up op
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Jun 14, 2016 08:24
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i will be by later to steal the change in the ashtray pls tell the vigilant captain trusting to leave quarters ima play the crane games at wawmarr
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Jun 14, 2016 08:33
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loving poo poo up is great and I won't speak against it
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Jun 14, 2016 08:40
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well if we're loving things on curbs i might as well... take a... seat.. riiiiiiiight... here! *lubes up and sits on ops front curb*
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Jun 14, 2016 08:42
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my friend used to come over and hed like unload a few phones, cameras and GPS's and id be like cool whered you get this. Hed always go 'Just found em in a carpark'
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Jun 14, 2016 08:57
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It was so funny to me if anyone asks me where anything dodgy came from i say found in a carpark
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Jun 14, 2016 08:58
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tokomon posted:This culminated in the car being broken into three separate times by three different people before noon.
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Jun 14, 2016 08:59
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Leave a cup of petrol in the car and hope someones smoking a cigarette or whatever while they're theivin
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Jun 14, 2016 09:01
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op if you don't have one of these on your car you're frankly just fuckin irresponsible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg
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Jun 14, 2016 09:03
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Isaac your style of thinking is so perfectly American that your weird southspeak is upsetting. If "petrol" was "gas" there you'd be the smartest guy in the trailer park
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Jun 14, 2016 09:23
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back in my college days I lived in a rundown punk house with like 5 other people cause I was broke as poo poo. anyway our neighbor was a drug dealer and he bought a jaguar convertible with his drug winnings. one day he left it out all night in our lovely neighborhood in his driveway with the top down and someone took a huge nasty hobo dump in the front seat. he got pissed as gently caress and went up and down the block knocking on everyone's doors trying to sherlock out the culprit.
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MiracleWhale posted:op if you don't have one of these on your car you're frankly just fuckin irresponsible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNVxHPJ0hM Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:back in my college days I lived in a rundown punk house with like 5 other people cause I was broke as poo poo. anyway our neighbor was a drug dealer and he bought a jaguar convertible with his drug winnings. one day he left it out all night in our lovely neighborhood in his driveway with the top down and someone took a huge nasty hobo dump in the front seat. he got pissed as gently caress and went up and down the block knocking on everyone's doors trying to sherlock out the culprit. At one point in life I lived in such a gnarly metal house that we agreed to let a cool bum sleep on our porch as a way to keep other less cool bums from sleeping on our porch. It turned out he would piss himself every night so we had to kick him off the porch after about a week, but we landed on a good compromise where we was allowed to sleep under an evergreen with fairly low branches that we had in the yard. He had been sleeping under a car and got some of his face run over a while before this so he was enthusiastic about the setup. God bless
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Cubone posted:are you an npc in grand theft auto Some days I think so. Maybe it's just the secret of living in Sacramento. Neighbor ran the first guy off (the one who popped the trunk) just shy of 6am. Second guy another neighbor saw break a window and poke around the backseat a bit after 7am. Third one we're not sure when it was, but was before 10am and they hosed up the ignition switch trying to steal the car. It's weird, sort of, because it's a pretty chill and peaceful older neighborhood with very little crime normally aside from the loving honda and some guy who bled out in his drive way after walking home drunk after an altercation or something. A lot of teenage kids walk by here on their way to school in the mornings, so obviously I blame ISIS. Edit: Funny story about housemate's dad. He's baked his iphone into a pizza before by accident. He's also installed a new sliding glass patio door, broke it when a weed eater threw a rock, replaced the sliding glass door, and then broke it again a few hours later with a garden tiller. One time he got his wallet, passport, and manpurse stolen off his person while distractedly eating a crepe in Paris. It took him four hours to notice. tokomon fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Jun 14, 2016 10:26
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Dad sounds like a massive buffoon. You could con him out of his wealth with just a little bit of effort. Better you than someone with ill intentions.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:07
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maybe just steal the money in the car yourself?
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Jun 14, 2016 12:13
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what kind of dipshits walk around with $400 just in their bag or wallet Like I never have more than $20 in my wallet at any given time for this exact reason idiot had it coming
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Jun 14, 2016 12:28
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why do you live with someone else's retard dad?
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Jun 14, 2016 12:38
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What's the dad's account name?
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jarofpiss posted:why do you live with someone else's retard dad? Actually both of the people he lives with are apparently disabled  I want to compare this guy to some sort of fictional character that fundamentally has "bad luck" but more often than not is the cause of his own suffering. I'm drawing a blank. I don't know... Larry David? Charlie Brown? I'll come back to it.
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Jun 14, 2016 13:06
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what shithole place do you live op
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criscodisco posted:20 years ago I had a neighbor named AIDS Larry and he had dementia and would wander the neighborhood naked at night and rub his junk in your cars. how dare you doxx me
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Windows 98 posted:Actually both of the people he lives with are apparently disabled Is he the retard masturbater that works from home?
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let's just dial it back a few posts here and consider how exactly one accidentally bakes an iphone into a pizza and also, was the pizza still good y/n
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Jun 14, 2016 13:37
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he might be loaded on benzos
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Aaronicon posted:let's just dial it back a few posts here and consider how exactly one accidentally bakes an iphone into a pizza The pizza was amazing, but I wasn't here for it. The dad in question doesn't live here so much as he frequently comes to visit either overnight or for the weekend because he's old and retired and has nothing else to do. He basically comes here to play Diablo III and get in fights about politics on the internet. Basically, he's a goon with too much money and not enough loving sense.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:02
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Why does he not have an account? Give the man an account.
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Jun 14, 2016 22:59
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He already has an account, in his heart
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Jun 14, 2016 23:03
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OP put a used dildo on the dashboard, preferably one that has been shoved up your anus, and see if anyone takes it
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tokomon posted:The dad in question doesn't live here so much as he frequently comes to visit either overnight or for the weekend because he's old and retired and has nothing else to do. He basically comes here to play Diablo III and get in fights about politics on the internet. And you allow this because..?
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epsilon posted:And you allow this because..? the guy leaves hundreds of dollars laying around willy nilly, he can come chill at my place every day if he wants
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Jun 14, 2016 23:20
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Rent the car on craigslist as housing. That way someone will always be there to protect his belongings and you can make a few extra bucks.
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put your dad in a home?
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