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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Ben Affleck, who recently starred as Batman in Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice, has been signed on to the much anticipated live-action Simpsons movie in the role of everyone's favorite skateboarding prankster Bart Simpson.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/23988
Other stars already pegged for roles include Carrie Mulligan as Lisa, Charlize Theron as Marge, and Dwayne Johnson as Homer Simpson.

So what do you think about this cast? People were so mad about Ben Affleck being cast as Batman so I'm expecting the same kind of backlash against Ben Affleck as Bartman.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Eat my shorts, op

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i expect nothing but good things from a live action Simpsons movie

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
don't have a cowabunga, dude

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lol hector, im imagining ben affleck standing in front of a mirror saying "eat my shorts" and "dont have a cow man" all serious like taxi driver style

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
lol, i hope clint howard plays moe

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
wait seriously

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
what the heck

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

wait seriously

The article is from 2p06, but don't tell anybody

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

new season of curb your enthusiasm: ben affleck plays bart simpson

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol why the gently caress are they making a live action simpsons movie

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Good I'm glad.

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Fojar38 posted:

lol why the gently caress are they making a live action simpsons movie

it has c3p0 in it hector said

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:


http://www.aintitcool.com/node/23988
Other stars already pegged for roles include Carrie Mulligan as Lisa, Charlize Theron as Marge, and Dwayne Johnson as Homer Simpson.

So what do you think about this cast? People were so mad about Ben Affleck being cast as Batman so I'm expecting the same kind of backlash against Ben Affleck as Bartman.

quote:

Published at: July 26, 2006, 10:41 p.m. CST

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
get in bart im piss

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

good job detective fuckface, you have foiled my terrorist plot!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Can I play Ben Affleck from now on, then?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

good job detective fuckface, you have foiled my terrorist plot!

Try posting a better thread

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

Can I play Ben Affleck from now on, then?

we are all ben affleck, one heart, one love, one pulse

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ivor Biggun posted:

Try posting a better thread

you first funny guy. i need a laugh

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

of it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hi I'm Professor... Ben Affleck. I was in a Matt Damon movie and I was married to a hot woman from the mid 2000's

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

you first funny guy. i need a laugh

Last oneI posted went down like a cup of cold vomit.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
What's his opinion on having cows?

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
"OH MY GOD HORY poo poo" - bart simpson

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
hopefully this is a grimdark gritty simpsons reboot, we don't have enough of those tbh.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
krustygrill.jpg

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

Hi I'm Professor... Ben Affleck. I was in a Matt Damon movie and I was married to a hot woman from the mid 2000's

be confident! affleck yourself before you wreck yourself!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

JiveHonky posted:

good job detective fuckface, you have foiled my terrorist plot!

Mods, please rename me to Detective Fuckface

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

lorn Wayne posted:

hopefully this is a grimdark gritty simpsons reboot, we don't have enough of those tbh.

its set in a post-apocalyptic Springfield , i am expecting it to have lots of long violent dune buggy chases

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

be confident! affleck yourself before you wreck yourself!

I had sex with a lot of hookers of all three genders, I am Ben Affleck

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

quote:

I was in that movie last year or whenever, the crazy wife one!

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

that article is from 9/11/2001

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
hosed up if false is all I can say. Starting to sound like it's false so I guess what I'm saying is this is v hosed up

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

that article is from 9/11/2001

oh hush up you dracula lookin rear end bitin people on the neck lookin rear end got pale skin and fangs and a red cape lookin rear end bitch

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I hope Christopher Nolan directs

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JiveHonky posted:

oh hush up you dracula lookin rear end bitin people on the neck lookin rear end got pale skin and fangs and a red cape lookin rear end bitch

i'm going to rip your dick off like a stalk of celery

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Eat my shorts!

Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jun 14, 2016

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Wait the script says something about him not eating cow? Is Bart a vegetarian? I thought Lisa was? poo poo, I sniffed a lot of coke in the 90's... Matt can you phone the director and ask about this? He won't answer my calls :(

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