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The longest ive stayed in one job is 30 months. I usually change once a year. Just wondering about other goons (unemployed /human wreckage with phat steam accounts pls dont bother replying).
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Jun 15, 2016 13:31
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4 years at my current employer in 2 positions. I work for a "promote to incompetence then fire" corporation so I'll be here for a while
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Jun 15, 2016 13:36
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Yearish.
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Jun 15, 2016 13:36
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I lasted 15 minutes at my last job.
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Jun 15, 2016 13:38
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You stay at a job for life and you love it, you lazy millennials. (About two years before I get bored and bounce to a competitor.)
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Jun 15, 2016 13:38
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2 years for my first job after college. 2.5 years into my current job and will probably start looking for a new one in 6 months. If you change jobs yearly, your resume must look like butt.
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Jun 15, 2016 13:38
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as long as your mom pays me
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Jun 15, 2016 13:42
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Until I get fired. One day I'll make it past the 90 day probation period, I know it!!
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Jun 15, 2016 13:45
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uguu posted:I lasted 15 minutes at my last job. Did you use numbing lube?
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Jun 15, 2016 13:46
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been at my current job for 1 3/4 years, the longest i've ever stayed anywhere
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Jun 15, 2016 13:51
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9 months but this is my first job out of college
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Jun 15, 2016 13:52
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I usually stick with a job for longer than I should. 6 years is the longest (left because the company folded). I was at my previous job for about 3 years before telling them to shove it, and I'm close to two years into my current one.
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Jun 15, 2016 13:55
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About as long as my longest relationship with a girl, which is to say I've never had a job
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Jun 15, 2016 13:59
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I'm in my first real career track job, 2 years in although I'm feeling the itch.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:09
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2-3 years is about as much as I can handle. Stayed with the same employer for 8 years last go-around though.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:10
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Until I find something that pays more and requires less work.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:19
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I've been in my current job for 16 years now.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:25
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7 years in my first job; almost 11 (and counting) in the second. Both in different branches of the Norwegian civil service, so "getting fired" isn't exactly a thing.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:25
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Sell drugs you'll make a lot more money
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Jun 15, 2016 14:32
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I worked in a call center for about a year and a half until I couldn't loving take it anymore. This current job I've been at for 3 and 1/2 years, but there's really no room for advancement and I should really start looking, but I also need more training and both of these things require effort.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:33
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Gammatron 64 posted:I worked in a call center for about a year and a half until I couldn't loving take it anymore. This current job I've been at for 3 and 1/2 years, but there's really no room for advancement and I should really start looking, but I also need more training and both of these things require effort.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:33
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Lt. Chips posted:2 years for my first job after college. Its super common with my coworkers and all my bosses; often its the only way to get a decent payrise. The reason i asked was cos i wondered if its the same everywhere!
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Jun 15, 2016 14:34
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jBrereton posted:You will never get training in a job with no chance of advancement. Cut + run. Yeah, I need to train myself and get like a CCNA and so on but I can't motivate myself to do it.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:35
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Gammatron 64 posted:Yeah, I need to train myself and get like a CCNA and so on but I can't motivate myself to do it.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:35
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5.25 years. When you're there long enough that the leadership thinks that they can do anything to you and you'll still work for them, it felt good to see their faces in shock when I suddenly flipped them the bird and left for a job that paid 50% more.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:36
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Until my alcoholism becomes unable to be ignored. Typically this takes about 7-8 months. My reasoning that if I can safely drive drunk to the warehouse then I can be trusted to drive the forklift drunk always seems to fall on deaf ears.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:39
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8 years at last job; just coming up on 15 on my current I like what I do and am well compensated, so vOv
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Jun 15, 2016 14:56
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been sucking the poo poo out of my own rear end in a top hat for about 32 years now
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Jun 15, 2016 14:57
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I've been at my current job for six years and am just getting to the point where I can't be fired without a major and expensive shitstorm, so I'm trying to do less and less until they forget I work there but keep paying me
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Jun 15, 2016 15:19
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7 minutes and i can make you see heaven
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Jun 15, 2016 15:19
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I been here like two and a quarter years. Before that it was a year. Before that it was a season.
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Jun 15, 2016 15:25
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8 hours a day OP
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Jun 15, 2016 16:14
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Until I find something that pays more and requires less work.
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Jun 15, 2016 16:15
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Dont lie op, you didn't even last a minute the last time you got a job.
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Jun 15, 2016 16:17
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2 years at my last job, then I got promoted for some reason. I'm guessing its the bleeding edge humor I bring to the table; I steal all of your guys' jokes and they think I'm some kind of comedy genius. My organization really appreciates dank memes.
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Jun 15, 2016 16:29
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like eight hours before I go home for the day, OP
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Jun 15, 2016 16:31
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I've been at my current job for 13 years. Though this would terrify most people, I personally like knowing I'll have the same job at the same place my entire life. I am sure the fact that this is a private union position has a lot to do with it but having a house and family with not knowing where I'll be in five years is unnerving to me, so this is perfect for me and my pessimism. Also retirement is 30 years so I will be able to retire before 55 which is pretty cool. Not as great as public union retirement but still pretty good. Before that I worked as a stockboy from 14 to 18 then at a computer store from 18 to 21.
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Jun 15, 2016 17:00
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I've been at my current job for 13 years. Though this would terrify most people, I personally like knowing I'll have the same job at the same place my entire life. I am sure the fact that this is a private union position has a lot to do with it but having a house and family with not knowing where I'll be in five years is unnerving to me, so this is perfect for me and my pessimism. Also retirement is 30 years so I will be able to retire before 55 which is pretty cool. Not as great as public union retirement but still pretty good. honestly, assuming the job's not poo poo and the pay's decent, i think a lot of people would appreciate that kind of consistency
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Jun 15, 2016 17:29
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I've been at my current job for 13 years. Though this would terrify most people, I personally like knowing I'll have the same job at the same place my entire life. I am sure the fact that this is a private union position has a lot to do with it but having a house and family with not knowing where I'll be in five years is unnerving to me, so this is perfect for me and my pessimism. Also retirement is 30 years so I will be able to retire before 55 which is pretty cool. Not as great as public union retirement but still pretty good. Stay in a good union forever. i'm in sales so basically no one stays at a job for more than 2 years
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Jun 15, 2016 17:46
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2.5 years for my first job after college. About to be 2 years at my current job and I'm looking to find work on the other side of the country sooner rather than later.
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