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lol sounds like u literally blew ur wad into her vagina, yet presumably didnt cum i might be stoned but i think thats a pussy paradox friend...gl  ^ literally ur gf vagina atm i recommend u jerk off then try to get some sleep and hope this gets filed away as a weird dream otherwise u could turn gay idk this is uncharted waters Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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what if there were multiple dimensions only accessible via your gf's cooter? like, putting your dick into one of those 'mirror against mirror' mindfucks. you could communicate with your alternate self by touching the head of your dick against your alternate's dick-head. like a sort of primal tapping morse code.
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ya totally i was thinking about the possibility of a black hole, both scientifically and/or figuratively speaking Schrodinger's oval office
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Jun 16, 2016 04:59
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look into fisting and you can actually transfer objects between universes. this is actually where antimatter comes from
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Jun 16, 2016 05:01
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have you tried rebooting her pussy OP
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Jun 16, 2016 05:03
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try turning her off and on again
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:one of those smelly white halitosis chunks from the back of my throat Uh, what?
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just blow out the dust, cycle the power on and off, have you registerd your product with nintendo of america???
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Uh, what? one of those like condensed phlem wads somewhere in ur airway that are composed of plaque...i think
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Jun 16, 2016 05:16
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You're fleshlight is not a real pussy. Just wash it out.
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Jun 16, 2016 05:27
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did it gestate and reemerge yet op?
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Jun 16, 2016 07:06
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If she gets bacterial vaginosis from that her pussy will smell about as bad as those tonsil things Grounds for dumping IMO
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Jeff Sichoe posted:what if there were multiple dimensions only accessible via your gf's cooter? Like in Interstellar, but instead of morse code "stay" it's "cum".
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Uh, what? That thing Ted Cruz has. OP is probably Ted Cruz.
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Jun 16, 2016 13:14
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my dixie wrecked
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Serious Frolicking posted:just remove the vagina and wash it out in the sink
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Cuckoo posted:When she gets bacterial vaginosis from that her pussy will smell about as bad as those tonsil things
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Jun 16, 2016 16:50
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R.I.P. op. You got cancer in your throat.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I wish I was gay. Sure it can be a little awkward in high school. But then you move to the city and just get pounded every night by a different dude for the fest of your life. Sounds good to me. Sounds like a wonderful dream!
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Jun 16, 2016 17:57
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fuckin gas
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i was once eating vagina and then I barfed into the vagina the whole barf went into the girl, then it came out and into my mouth again and so I barfed again and it went into the girl again
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Jun 17, 2016 21:58
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Zzulu posted:i was once eating vagina and then I barfed into the vagina 
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Zzulu posted:i was once eating vagina and then I barfed into the vagina Is this on xhamster?
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Zzulu posted:i was once eating vagina and then I barfed into the vagina oh nice man I haven't found a chick dirty enough to do a Hamburger Recycler with since college, hang on to that one
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