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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I was just browsing Zavvi for my unnecessary pandering for pop culture memorabilia and constant steelbooks, then I found this.

Five Nights at Freddy's Freddy 5 Inch Action Figure
Five Nights at Freddy's Chica 5 Inch Action Figure
Five Nights at Freddy's Bonnie 5 Inch Action Figure
Five Nights at Freddy's Foxy 5 Inch Action Figure

I don't know why this is a thing now, and how did that one guy who made the game give the license to produce these toys.

I'd like to blame every youtuber for screeching like bitches about this game, their idiocy has now come to this, I hope they're proud.

Also, the toys are from Funko, the same company who make vinyls out of loving everything.

Funko Action Figure: Five Nights at Freddy's - Freddy
Funko Action Figure: Five Nights at Freddy's - Chica
Funko Action Figure: Five Nights at Freddy's - Bonnie
Funko Action Figure: Five Nights at Freddy's - Foxy

Oh and there's a play set too that has that Balloon kid from the second game I think.

http://www.emp-online.co.uk/art_330590/?wt_mc=mp.google.Fan_Merchandise.Five%20Nights%20At%20Freddy%27s.Figure%20Set%20.Action%20Figure.330590&gclid=CL-Qn7WKq80CFTUW0wodnSIEzg

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Junior Jr. posted:

I don't know why this is a thing now, and how did that one guy who made the game give the license to produce these toys.
money money and more money

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
the creator for five nights at freddy's must've made bank on those lovely games. good to see he'll be wringing even more money out of people.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Fire Barrel posted:

the creator for five nights at freddy's must've made bank on those lovely games. good to see he'll be wringing even more money out of people.

He's basically the lone success story out of 20+ years of Clickteam game creation software. Props to him for being the exception.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I never looked into this dumb game and know almost zero about it and I'm happy for it.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
:capitalism:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
werent those games originally a legitimate attempt at making furry video games but then when everyone acted like they were horror the guy just ran with it?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Serious Frolicking posted:

werent those games originally a legitimate attempt at making furry video games but then when everyone acted like they were horror the guy just ran with it?

I don't know maybe. I thought zootopia was supposed to make furries happy.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Junior Jr. posted:

I don't know maybe. I thought zootopia was supposed to make furries happy.

furries will never be happy because they believe they are really animals and there is no way for them to be anything but human.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Serious Frolicking posted:

werent those games originally a legitimate attempt at making furry video games but then when everyone acted like they were horror the guy just ran with it?

Actually he was originally making Christian games and nothing else, and later realized (with firm faith that he was being guided) that a better way to lead people to God would be to make something totally secular. That way if it caught on, it's fans would follow-up and learn about his previous freeware faith games, and the way he has God and Christ in his life and family, and so on.

Don't know if THAT part worked, but it beats awful movies and cheesy music sold exclusively in religious stores and he went from being poor and unknown to the opposite of each, so blessed are the creepy animatronics and simple gameplay.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i think this story is really amazing and interesting because i totally know what Fast Freddy Nights is but i dont know if anyone else will

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Serious Frolicking posted:

werent those games originally a legitimate attempt at making furry video games but then when everyone acted like they were horror the guy just ran with it?

nah it was always supposed to be horror

source: im a stupid dipshit rear end in a top hat who knows things about a furry horror game

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Off top, eight year old kids love this IP but do not play the game; they entirely know it from LPers who play the game and have videos about it.

They also love unboxing videos.

The future.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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also tbh the games themselves are legitimately tense and scary but surprising nobody its been thoroughly ruined by furries at this point

in fact the creator said gently caress it and the last project they did was literally just a furry rpg

firebeats
May 8, 2016
it's an alright game with a novel premise

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I just wish it was over already, yeah this was fun youtuber bait but now this poo poo has gone too far. I wish it would just be generally shamed upon like anime and cartoon horses.

Maybe it'll die out in a year or two then we can finally forget about it and whine about the next youtube game that makes everyone fill it with bullshit theories and gross fan art.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Stay tuned for my officially licensed porn parody Five Nights of Fuckbois

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I think little children really like it, we probably would have liked it if we were nine years old honestly.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

firebeats posted:

it's an alright game with a novel premise
pretty much this

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
purchased 2 copies of the complete set 1 to keep in mint condition and one to play with and maybe spook my mom.

Thanks op! :tipshat:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

natetimm posted:

I never looked into this dumb game and know almost zero about it and I'm happy for it.

Imagine if the spooky animatronics at chuck-e-cheese were powered by orphan blood.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

i think this story is really amazing and interesting because i totally know what Fast Freddy Nights is but i dont know if anyone else will

Very clever, sir
Alow me tonexplain, for anyone else. Not for you you may skip this post ;)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Is five nights at freddys some kind of Undertale? Help me out here.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Applewhite posted:

Is five nights at freddys some kind of Undertale? Help me out here.

Undertale wasn't this garbage.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Junior Jr. posted:

Undertale wasn't this garbage.

FNAF might as well be a sheezyart property at this point but it has yet to produce something as bad as the humantale family of bloggers and artists

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Serious Frolicking posted:

werent those games originally a legitimate attempt at making furry video games but then when everyone acted like they were horror the guy just ran with it?

I once got linked to a furry animated version of that one song from grease "the one that I want" or w/e and there is a dear and a cat singing that romance kinda song but all the carnival equipment fucks up and an improbable chain reaction kills most of the furries grotesquely by the end. I've never been able to figure out whether the video is a solid A- or D+.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Nuebot posted:

Imagine if the spooky animatronics at chuck-e-cheese were powered by orphan blood.

*tentatively starts jacking off* Orphans, you say?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

money money and more money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkox8x1LxQ4

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Junior Jr. posted:

Undertale wasn't this garbage.

I've never played Undertale so everything I know about it I learned from SA. Apparently it's some kind of game based on Steven Universe? And Five Nights at Freddy's is one of the game's quests?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Remember when they had the Cabbage Patch Kids dolls that would scalp little kids by eating their hair? I always wanted to get the mouth parts out of one of those and then put it in a Good Guy Doll out of Spencers and make a Chucky that could actually kill you.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Five Cocks in Freddy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the first and only time ive ever been around that game was with a bunch of cool azns who were legit frightened by whatever stupid poo poo and would leap out of their seat almost everytime...idk maybe i was stoned at the time or perhaps im just too cynical but i dont get it, id rather play Myst tbh

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Applewhite posted:

I've never played Undertale so everything I know about it I learned from SA. Apparently it's some kind of game based on Steven Universe? And Five Nights at Freddy's is one of the game's quests?
you hit the nail on the head


Setzer Gabbiani posted:

FNAF might as well be a sheezyart property at this point but it has yet to produce something as bad as the humantale family of bloggers and artists
lmao humantale

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you

i like you

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Isn't there like this vast network of porn of these robot things?

What the gently caress.

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


natetimm posted:

I never looked into this dumb game and know almost zero about it and I'm happy for it.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
More diversions for the autistic.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Freddy Got Fingered

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