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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

vandalism posted:

More diversions for the autistic.
your parents' prayers answered.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

a hole-y ghost posted:

Freddy Got Fingered

Five Finger Discount at Freddy's

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This reminds me, I need to start cooking meth

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

nullEntityRNG posted:

Isn't there like this vast network of porn of these robot things?

What the gently caress.

Yup. Five Nights at Freddy's porn is something that exists. Porn of everything exists, but I don't think that flies an excuse in this case.

Humanity was a mistake, imo.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
boy this game sure is creepy
whoa that jump scare got me all right
I'm greatly enjoying this but you know what the world needs? porn of this

-a completely normal, well-adjusted human being

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

nullEntityRNG posted:

Isn't there like this vast network of porn of

*Slams buzzer before you even finish question*

*Leans into mic*

"Umm, yes"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BossRighteous posted:

He's basically the lone success story out of 20+ years of Clickteam game creation software. Props to him for being the exception.

an even lower rent notch proprs to this guy

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Realtalk - the desolate hope is good

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dely Apple posted:

Off top, eight year old kids love this IP but do not play the game; they entirely know it from LPers who play the game and have videos about it.

They also love unboxing videos.

The future.

My friend's ten year old plays the hell out of these games. He also plays the hell out of meincraft.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i saw a cool hat with fresdy on it and it says fozbears pizza security it was neat

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Junior Jr. posted:

I was just browsing Zavvi for my unnecessary pandering for pop culture memorabilia and constant steelbooks, then I found this.

What do you not understand about it if you were looking at other unnecessary garbage to waste your goon bucks on?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im completely lost here. is this what milenials are into

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Parallax Scroll posted:

im completely lost here. is this what milenials are into

I was hoping this was going to be a Nightmare on Elm STreet reboot with action figures, but what the hell is this crap?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Heh. Look at how cool I am for not liking this kids game. It loving sucks and isn't scary.

*goes into another thread to write an essay about how cool Reboot and that Scary Stories book was*

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

*Slams buzzer before you even finish question*

*Leans into mic*

"Umm, yes"

For which you are mostly responsible, you monster

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I don't get why youtubers find the animation creepy, the dude got an animation degree from like 2000, this could've been a PS1 game at best.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Neurolimal posted:

Heh. Look at how cool I am for not liking this kids game. It loving sucks and isn't scary.

*goes into another thread to write an essay about how cool Reboot and that Scary Stories book was*

Reboot and the Scary Stories books were actually good. Sorry to have to break it to you.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

plain blue jacket posted:

For which you are mostly responsible, you monster

Dont go blaming me. I only make cartoon porn of my OCs.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Applewhite posted:

Dont go blaming me. I only make cartoon porn of my OCs.

Yeah, but they're your FNAF OCs!

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
^ Holy poo poo, it never occurred to me before now that FNAF OCs could actually be a thing...

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Agent Escalus posted:

^ Holy poo poo, it never occurred to me before now that FNAF OCs could actually be a thing...
what also just occurred to me that probably exists

FNAF otherkin

...MILLENNIALS

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

an even lower rent notch proprs to this guy
minecraft is fun though whereas this is stuff kids [play to say look I played the scary game I'm tuff

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

what also just occurred to me that probably exists

FNAF otherkin

...MILLENNIALS

Took me twenty seconds of googling.


http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dreddout posted:


http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!

no i do not think thta i will

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:

http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!
i think i'll pass on the offer

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

wait were you the same guy who kept posting otherkin recipes in otherkin.jpg, because nothing has made me feel that sad in a long time

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Dreddout posted:

http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!

oh god no

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Welcome to prime time, bitch!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dreddout posted:

Took me twenty seconds of googling.


http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!

this is honestly one of most hosed up fetish for fandom ever. even more then bronies. its a loving hell spawn robot from child hood nightmares. and some girl wants her pussy popped by it.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

wait were you the same guy who kept posting otherkin recipes in otherkin.jpg, because nothing has made me feel that sad in a long time

Nah, man that wasn't me.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

this is honestly one of most hosed up fetish for fandom ever. even more then bronies. its a loving hell spawn robot from child hood nightmares. and some girl wants her pussy popped by it.

On a lark I checked the wiki, and discovered that the "robots" are possessed by the ghost of murdered children.(so edgy) So you can add pedophilia to the list of hosed up things in the fandom.



EMBRACE DEATH! :unsmigghh:

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

:suicide:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Believe me, that's the tame poo poo!
:nms: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBpy7VaesM
:nms: :nws:
This video has 2.9 million views.

Pack it in boys, humanity had a "good" run.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Dreddout posted:

Believe me, that's the tame poo poo!
:nms: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBpy7VaesM
:nms: :nws:
This video has 2.9 million views.

Pack it in boys, humanity had a "good" run.

I see the internet situation is nominal. Good, good...

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

Dreddout posted:

Took me twenty seconds of googling.


http://fnafkinfessions.tumblr.com

Google "fnafkin" to go on one wild ride!

Fuh-naf-kin.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Dreddout posted:

Believe me, that's the tame poo poo!
:nms: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBpy7VaesM
:nms: :nws:
This video has 2.9 million views.

Pack it in boys, humanity had a "good" run.

I register neither surprise, disappointment or disgust. The internet has broken me as it has these people, just... differently.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:

Believe me, that's the tame poo poo!
:nms: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBpy7VaesM
:nms: :nws:
This video has 2.9 million views.

Pack it in boys, humanity had a "good" run.
there is no god there is no god there is no god there is no god

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

firebeats posted:

it's an alright game with a novel premise

The first game sure, I actually liked that one and haven't played the others. I watched somebody play a little bit of the second game and I was like "yep, this whole brand-new franchise has already gone up its own rear end".

But still, good on that guy for becoming an overnight billionaire from a silly Chuck E Cheese game.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

symbolic posted:

there is no god there is no god there is no god there is no god

Repeat: the creator of these games is a passionate Christian who hoped they'd (somehow) lead people to God.

RAPTURE US FROM THE SEX-CRAZED FNAFKIN WEIRDOS, OH LORD, AND PLEASE HURRY FOR THE TRUMP-ENING OF AMERICA IS UPON US, TOO!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

there is no god there is no god there is no god there is no god

Pretty sure this is proof that there is a god, and he hates each and everyone of us, and longs for us all to suffer.

Good job fnaf creator, you have converted me into a maltheist.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dreddout posted:

Nah, man that wasn't me.


On a lark I checked the wiki, and discovered that the "robots" are possessed by the ghost of murdered children.(so edgy) So you can add pedophilia to the list of hosed up things in the fandom.



EMBRACE DEATH! :unsmigghh:

I like the idea of it. anomatronics scared the piss out of me when i was little. the games arnt my thing but i dont blame the dude for making money on some creepy ok monsters. heck my ex bought me a foxy plush. its kinda cute.


Dreddout posted:

Believe me, that's the tame poo poo!
:nms: :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBpy7VaesM
:nms: :nws:
This video has 2.9 million views.

Pack it in boys, humanity had a "good" run.

jesus gently caress. not the weirdest thing i have seen today. but probaly the saddest.

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