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this morning when i entered the bathroom i discovered my wife had replaced the toilet paper on the roll, only when i was finished my doody and reached out to get some did i notice something was wrong. at first i was just in shock, i didnt understand what was happening. i finally realized what it was and i nearly blacked out from rage. she had put it on so the paper was coming from underneath the roll... why? why would someone do that? everyone knows the paper should be coming over the top! everyone! i am sitting here crying at work, i have a pain in my gut that wont go away. 
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Jun 16, 2016 00:58
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teach her a lesson
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Jun 16, 2016 00:59
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Parallax Scroll posted:teach her a lesson but how?
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Jun 16, 2016 01:00
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If the tp be danglin, That wife youll be stranglin
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Jun 16, 2016 01:00
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It'll be okay. We'll get through this together. Let's get you to a safe space so she can't hurt you any more.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:00
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the op poops
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Jun 16, 2016 01:00
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Take the roll off and jam it up her cooter op
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Jun 16, 2016 01:02
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kill her
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Jun 16, 2016 01:02
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the op has a dirty poopy butthole
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Jun 16, 2016 01:03
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Only people that put TP on the under are those that have kids or cats, so that when they bat at the roll it doesn't unravel. I think your wife is trying to tell you that she's pregnant.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:03
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hey op why dont you take some toilet paper and wipe it on your gross dirty anus lol
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Jun 16, 2016 01:05
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Android Bicyclist posted:I think your wife is trying to tell you that she's pregnant. We were waiting to tell him until the timing was right. Thanks a lot, jerk.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:05
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Just keep going for the butt op, just keep it up, just keep doing it, if she confronts you say it is analogous
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Jun 16, 2016 01:05
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Whatever you do, don't kill her! If she's dead, no one will be able to fix it!
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Jun 16, 2016 01:06
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Android Bicyclist posted:Only people that put TP on the under are those that have kids or cats, so that when they bat at the roll it doesn't unravel.  <-------- my response is the "stare" emoticon to symbolize being stunned speachless about the quoted post
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Jun 16, 2016 01:06
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anus anus anus
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Jun 16, 2016 01:07
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Drunk & Ugly posted:the op poops stop saying this, its not important to the story. besides i only did it once and i didnt care for it
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Jun 16, 2016 01:07
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JiveHonky posted:
HA HA! Child Support payments Incoming!
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Jun 16, 2016 01:08
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JiveHonky posted:but how? TP her stuff, duh. Her car, dresser, shoes, all of it. Wrapped up like toilet paper mummies! I mean geez, man. I'm not married and even a schlub like me can figure this out without much thought.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:09
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Free Cheese posted:If the tp be danglin,
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Jun 16, 2016 01:09
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now everyone knows the op poops and it taints all of his posts, forever
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Jun 16, 2016 01:10
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Agent Escalus posted:TP her stuff, duh. Her car, dresser, shoes, all of it. Wrapped up like toilet paper mummies! you walk a dark path young padawan
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Jun 16, 2016 01:10
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Drunk & Ugly posted:now everyone knows the op poops and it taints all of his posts, forever stop this! stop it!
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Jun 16, 2016 01:11
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and his child is going to poop too its just a catatrophe way to go op
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Jun 16, 2016 01:11
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op this is your chance to get a divorce and walk away scott free. when the jury hears this she can kiss her alimony goodbye
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Jun 16, 2016 01:13
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When the paper just falls out from under the roll When youve finished a poo and look for a square The only thing worse than man stranded a-bowl Is a wife who replaces without taking a care
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Jun 16, 2016 01:13
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How does it feel, JiveHonky? You will have a child that's.... part pooper.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:13
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JiveHonky posted:but how? show her the two different ways a roll can go and demonstrate why the other one is better
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Jun 16, 2016 01:14
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Drunk & Ugly posted:and his child is going to poop too its just a catatrophe way to go op we shouldn't let poopers breed imo that's why I'm voting trump
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Jun 16, 2016 01:14
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People say it's the right thing to do if you own cats, but those people just doubly wrong for owning cats.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:15
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Any cat owner will tell you they don't own cats as much as the cats own them.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:16
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speaking of pooping the one time i did do it it was exhausting! after i was done i was all pale and worn out like i had run up a bunch of stairs, i nearly had a heart attack. pooping shouldnt be so difficult, and then add the tp thing on top of it and it just really ruined my day you know
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Jun 16, 2016 01:17
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the op has left in shame and can never show his face againe; he might even be preparing to commit hari kari let us all take this moment to remember that you should never admit to pooping
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Jun 16, 2016 01:21
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Please learn from my story and keep this in sight When I say that the tp might get in the way Like jiminys whispers theres wrong and theres right Quilted or not fix that paper today!
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Jun 16, 2016 01:23
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Remove all tp from the house
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Jun 16, 2016 01:26
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Jun 16, 2016 01:26
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when u think about it tp is kinda gross I mean just using dry paper to 'clean' your lovely rear end hole
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Jun 16, 2016 01:26
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JiveHonky posted:you walk a dark path young padawan No, you're just afraid of initiating a prank war in the process. And that wifey will step up the game. And that you'll LOSE. (You sooner you admit this to yourself the sooner you'll start brainstorming a battle plan.)
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Jun 16, 2016 01:27
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I've actually seen someone get cited by child protective services for having your toilet paper like that.
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Jun 16, 2016 01:27
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FrankieGoes posted:I've actually seen someone get cited by child protective services for having your toilet paper like that. I wish this was real because if so it'd be the greatest thing I ever read
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