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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood burglar!
 
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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Burgle my B-Hole, OP

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Nice thread by the way

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
<drops trou>

Mr. Burg-a-lur! I'm ready for youuuuuuu!

<bites index finger coyly>

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Parallax Scroll posted:

FINALLY i get to legally shoot a person

Wait! I thought you kept your gun dismantled and in a safe programmed to unlock to the tune of Gary Numan's Cars

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

MiracleWhale posted:

i removed your silverware, sure, but first i removed my shoes, because this seems like a shoes-off type of home

:lol:

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Free Cheese posted:

Someone turn on the fat signal

Fixed that for you.

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
If that burglar wakes me up without coffee, bacon, or sex, they're unleashing forces they cannot possibly comprehend let alone cope with.

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
OP, did you Steal All My Trees?

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
All you're hamburgers are belong to us. Special Ed

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