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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I was gonna spam a bunch of threads and get probated for a few days but then I passed out and sobered up a bit and decided to consolidate because I like to post sometimes

making fun of racism isn't racist

you you you

animal


making fun of sexuality isn't sexist

furries, fish, feet and plants get me so wet

oh, and the seven designated human sexes

you're gay


making fun of religion is religious

without religion you are without a soul and without an afterlife

better make your worthless life count


making fun of governments is anarchist

believe my lies or get out!


making fun of the disabled is funny

*rides in car with friends*

"hey, should I yell at that guy in the wheelchair?"

all friends: no

"yeah, I guess that would be cruelty to animals"


making fun of mods is bananas

don't do it

you'll get probated or banned, idiot






these are serious and important ramblings
you're not allowed to have fun on the internet.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a retarded moron

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Cucking up a dare thread page one

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
You're no fun anymore, op.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



cool

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
are u sure u are in fact sober

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

heil hitler

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

are u sure u are in fact sober

yeah... don't quote me on that

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

BirryJoru posted:

yeah... don't quote me on that

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
get it? because i quoted you. anyways i have to go now

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
the great Enfield, everyone

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You can post threads about all those things if they are funny OP. You probably shouldn't try to post any of those things OP.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
hence the congealing

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
truth in comedy, my friend

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im loving a gun

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

your thread is dumb but i will defend to the deat your right to post it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
let's have a duel to the deat at dawn

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mozi posted:

let's have a duel to the deat at dawn

im down

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i nominate ex president gerald ford as my second

if he is unavailable, the pope

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im gerald ford and im available

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Gerald Ford is dead

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
:\ maybe we'll just see which one of us dies naturally first and declare the other the victor

now to have a huge ruben sandwich for the 3rd day in a row

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey OP don't listen to the fuckin' haters some of those threads would have been really sweet

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine
good luck everyone!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

get it? because i quoted you. anyways i have to go now

i didnt get it at first hahaha

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
I think if I was alive during the renaissance i'd be a bread peddler and if I was alive in the future I'd be an astroslaver but right now im just a self hating narcissist

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Mozi posted:

:\ maybe we'll just see which one of us dies naturally first and declare the other the victor

now to have a huge ruben sandwich for the 3rd day in a row

goddamn how many more days til you finish the sandwich

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Any things a dildo if you're brave enough--Vlad "Dracula" Dracula

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Kuato posted:

Any things a dildo if you're brave enough--Vlad "Dracula" Dracula

I'm sure that was a great comfort to his victims.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

goddamn how many more days til you finish the sandwich

*slices off another few parts of Ford's corpse*

looks like I've got enough for another couple weeks

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Enfield posted:

im a retarded moron

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


you should have stuck with your original plan OP

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
hindsight is always 20/20

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
You're a pussy-rear end-bitch, OP.

LOL at you for not having fun on teh internets!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

go away, dare

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
internet is over. it's all about blu rays and manga nowadays.

get hip OP

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

You're no fun anymore, op.

you have a really cool av.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Serviette posted:

You're a pussy-rear end-bitch, OP.

LOL at you for not having fun on teh internets!

it's not that I don't have fun on teh internets, I'm just poor and vote with my wallet

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
the internet isn't fun unless you're doing something illegal

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

twofive1 posted:

you have a really cool av.

Thank you, you can read the comic at this thread:

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