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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So is this kinda like dance dance revolution except on a dick? :shrug:

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

BirryJoru posted:

but the twist is, and get this, the protagonist is a female
for PC sake

Why not make a game where it's a hermaphrodite that rapes itself? loving idiots can't do anything right these days.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
will an asexual rapist be featured in this game? I want every community to be properly represented in the gaming world

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

BirryJoru posted:

but the twist is, and get this, the protagonist is a female
for PC sake
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1EBJfK7ltjYUFyzysKxr1g

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I'm not entirely sure we can even get this project off the ground

what man in his right mind turns down the sexy times with a lady?

it's not rape if you want it

back to the drawing board

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

BirryJoru posted:

I'm not entirely sure we can even get this project off the ground

what man in his right mind turns down the sexy times with a lady?

it's not rape if you want it

back to the drawing board

ooh, ooh!

we could call it, Shmorky's great escape

the twist in this one is when the cop shows up to end it all you sit quietly in the background while winking at the police officer and mouthing, "help"

BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jun 16, 2016

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

womyn are capable of no wrong

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wouldnt mind being a sex slave in some kind of amazonian warrior princess civilization

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
What if your dick was deemed too small to be worthy of a breeding slave and they just cut it off stem and root and assigned you to grueling manual labor in the mines until your body gives out in a few years of exhaustion?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Tonight, on Hack...

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Roylicious posted:

What if your dick was deemed too small to be worthy of a breeding slave and they just cut it off stem and root and assigned you to grueling manual labor in the mines until your body gives out in a few years of exhaustion?

this sounds like an ok game but instead you'are a woman

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Roylicious posted:

What if your dick was deemed too small to be worthy of a breeding slave and they just cut it off stem and root and assigned you to grueling manual labor in the mines until your body gives out in a few years of exhaustion?
good thing its not though

its larger than average

not crazy big or anything

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Any bioware game

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
That game already exists op

You kill your sisters and then forcibly take their boyfriends as your own

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
*DLC joke*

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

CharlestonJew posted:

That game already exists op

You kill your sisters and then forcibly take their boyfriends as your own

oh yeah, second life is a thing

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

That was funny

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

BirryJoru posted:

but the twist is, and get this, the protagonist is a female
for PC sake

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

clitical hit posted:

rape is never funny

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
it's been done, OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7nJgetiSo&t=322s

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Parallax Scroll posted:

how about a game for 2 players where player 1 sucks player 2's dick and the kinect watches and gives you points for how you did

Gonna pirate the gently caress out of this game.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

BirryJoru posted:

but the twist is, and get this, the protagonist is a female
for PC sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUK2_3NGCY8

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
does anyone remember dying in or beating Metroid on the NES?

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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
how come Samus isn't a man!?

this makes me irrevocably angry.

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