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#1. Brian Brian is mostly a pedophile name. Brians like anime, molestation and strawberry smoothies. If your name is Brian change it immediately. #2. Dave/David Dont get me started about this name. Simply the worst. #3. Steve/Steven Steve is usually a name associated with violent homophobia, animal abuse and roid rage. if you know someone named Steve please be careful around them, they love guns, knives and UFC fighting. Steve is a dick name for dicks. #4. Mark The name Chris almost came in at number 4 but was just edged out by Mark because Mark is the name of a kid that i knew in Jr. high that EVERYONE hated. The first thing you notice about Marks is their stench. Marks smell like pee, stale sweat and burning wires. Marks interrupt you constantly to correct you on the facts because they think they know everything but they dont even though they act like aspie pricklord authorities on life. Marks lie about being virgins and masturbate so frequently and vigorously that they often have blood soaking through the front of their gross khaki cargo shorts. 56% of Marks like the Insane clown posse but have faces that are too greasy to put juggalo paint on. any names i should add to the list?
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Jun 17, 2016 17:05
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What about Bryans, OP? Are they ok?
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I once met a child named "Shithead". I thought to myself, what kind of hosed parent would name their kid "Shithead"? But it turns out that it was pronounced "Sha-THEED".....I learned a lot that day
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I once met a child named "Shithead". I can confirm that this account is 100% factual.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:07
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vols bitch posted:JiveHonky shut up Mark
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Jun 17, 2016 17:08
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Coming in at number 5 ADOLF
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Pope Mobile posted:What about Bryans, OP? Are they ok? Bryans are cool, but not Byrons.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:09
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JiveHonky posted:shut up Mark 
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Jun 17, 2016 17:09
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1. Evan 2. Jared 3. Taylor 4. Donald
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Jun 17, 2016 17:11
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I know a guy named Barney. He's in his early 20s. You'd have to be sadistic to give your kid that name after the Flintstones came out. I'm amazed he's as well adjusted as he is
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Jun 17, 2016 17:11
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Nevaeh - anyone who has named their child Nevaeh (It's Heaven backwards, tee hee!) should be forcefully removed from the gene pool imho.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:12
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Steves are pretty hosed up this is actually decent advice on the internet for once also yes Chad, lol if youre named Chad. im not even going to put it in capitals because you dont deserve it. chad
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Kuato posted:I know a guy named Barney. He's in his early 20s. You'd have to be sadistic to give your kid that name after the Flintstones came out. I'm amazed he's as well adjusted as he is maybe its like post-bad naming turning into good naming, like it made him stronger in a Boy Named Sue way
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Jun 17, 2016 17:13
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Spungkent i hate that guy he's trash
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Kuato posted:I know a guy named Barney. He's in his early 20s. You'd have to be sadistic to give your kid that name after the Flintstones came out. I'm amazed he's as well adjusted as he is maybe they were named after the lovable deputy or the dinosaur dont barney shame
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i dont know man, chads seem to be doing pretty well in life
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Jeff, which is my name. people stopped being name jeff cause of jeffrey dahmer
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Joel gently caress Just gently caress Joel
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vols bitch posted:maybe they were named after the lovable deputy or the dinosaur dont barney shame RIP both Fife and Phyfe
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Kuato posted:I know a guy named Barney. He's in his early 20s. You'd have to be sadistic to give your kid that name after the Flintstones came out. I'm amazed he's as well adjusted as he is If hes in his early 20s, he probably got named after the purple dinosaur that really loves kids.
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JiveHonky posted:i dont know man, chads seem to be doing pretty well in life op once had sex with a chad and is overcompensating in defense of aforementioned horrible name, its obvious
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Jun 17, 2016 17:14
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No wait Ira Always weird mother fuckers named Ira.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:If hes in his early 20s, he probably got named after the purple dinosaur that really loves kids. I don't see how being named after any of those Barneys is an improvement on being named after Barney Rubble. I'm guessing he had a grandpa or uncle with that name and his parents named him after them. I also work with an Ernie. He said people will always question him on the whereabouts of Burt
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Jun 17, 2016 17:17
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Find me a Mike who isn't a drug dealer, I DARE ya!
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Drunk & Ugly posted:op once had sex with a chad and is overcompensating in defense of aforementioned horrible name, its obvious i only did it once and i didnt care for it. you will be excited to learn that later today i will be taking the second poo poo of my life and it will be very amazing.
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i forgot to remind everyone that this op shits out of their butt and is gross, thank you i will be setting up a wet wipes donation account in op's name later on, and i will be siphoning off a quarter of the funds for my own personal needs that have nothing to do with poop[ cause im not an animal
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You're going to try to poo poo so soon after the toilet paper incident? You could have ptsd and this could trigger flashbacks Please have a doctor present
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The Sphinxster posted:Oh it's Science Friday, thank you for reminding me. Ira glass gets a pass.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:23
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Really, any name that is fitting to be chanted over the fresh corpse of a goat is pretty bad.
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donkey salami posted:Joel Champenema posted:Find me a Mike who isn't a drug dealer, I DARE ya! strong mst3k opinions in this thread
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JiveHonky posted:#3. Steve/Steven What about Steph/Stephen? They are p good at basketball. Dreddout posted:Nevaeh - anyone who has named their child Nevaeh (It's Heaven backwards, tee hee!) should be forcefully removed from the gene pool imho. Mention that name to a woman and they will all say it's such a beautiful name and they like it. Blame the dads for letting their cornfed baby-mamas to choose the name.
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donkey salami posted:You're going to try to poo poo so soon after the toilet paper incident? Pastor Rick said i should "get back up on that horse" i am assuming he meant the toilet. maybe i should ask him to clarify
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donkey salami posted:You're going to try to poo poo so soon after the toilet paper incident? Post Poop Shaming Disorder he is trembling in his bathroom holding a toilet paper roll and its awesome
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