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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Nascardad posted:

Beth is a name for fat girls

this is also true

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Why was Chris almost #4 OP?

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


Only acceptable if her last name is Khan imo

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I know someone who named their child "Remember"

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Tucker

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
never met a zane that i liked

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

the great deceiver posted:

never met a zane that i liked

I know one, he's a redneck from Utah with a Costa Rican wife and easily one of the most generous and dedicated folks I know and he isn't even mormon

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Any name that starts with a C

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
"Rusty". Like, has there ever been a good "Rusty'?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RUDE!!!

My Full LeGal Name is

David Brian Mark-Stevens

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
One time I went through the classifieds looking for apartments, called like 15 different numbers and it was all some guy named Jim with the 3 same apartments. :shrug:

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
Thread makes me sad when I realised at a young age how many people don't understand etymology when naming their children, leading to very unfortunate results.

Do your self a favor and look up the name you give people first: http://www.behindthename.com/

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
never met an Amanda who wasn't a total bitch

Mandy can be cool

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Faith and Hope. What the gently caress?

client
Aug 19, 2010

a girl i know named her kid Talan and gets mad every time I laugh at his dumbass name

lmao your kid's name is the word for a hawk's foot but spelled wrong

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
not in it, voted 5

but a bunch of my best friends' names are in this list >:|

client
Aug 19, 2010

anyone named Hunter is either the drunkest, least likable member of their fraternity or owns an atv

or both

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jack or Jackie is the best name

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I've seen John Johnson III.

I've seen Treasure Artemus.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I too know a John Johnson lol

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
do you know John Johnson I or John Johnson II?

client
Aug 19, 2010

Augmented Dickey posted:

Faith and Hope. What the gently caress?

if your name is Faith there is like a 95% chance that will die before age 5 and one of your parents will get a horrible memorial tattoo

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

scott zoloft posted:

do you know John Johnson I or John Johnson II?

my step-grandfathers name was john johnson jr lol

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
I worked with a Johnny Johnson back in the early 90s. :tinfoil:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Did he live in Wisconsin and work at a lumbermill there?

ed: this is for John Johnson not Johnny Johnson

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
Nope, computer guy in the DC area.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fast thread :saddowns:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
conceivably there're multiple lineages of John Johnsons :wth:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Did he live in Wisconsin and work at a lumbermill there?

ed: this is for John Johnson not Johnny Johnson

no he was a retired air force guy in california

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
just realized that i was actually thinkinf of Yon Yonson, whoops sorry

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my IRL name is Mellow Johnny

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Gary is a Bad Name.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Legally in the jewish community my name is Yakov but I guess no one has called me that since my bar mitzvah. The day after I bailed on organized religion and haven't heard it since.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i defy you to find somebody named Tucker who isn't an obnoxious piece of poo poo

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Actually I just realised that everyone I know named Scott is a total rear end in a top hat.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Infidel Castro posted:

Actually I just realised that everyone I know named Scott is a total rear end in a top hat.

Same but for Doug.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gonna say that if your name is Randy you have a 9/10 change of being super creepy

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when i was a kid i knew a girl named libby. as soon as she became an adult she had it legally changed because libby is not a name for an adult.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I was going to say Wambui as a joke, but then I thought, "What if Wambui is reading this? That would be mean."

So, if ur reading this, Jambo, Wambui! Jambo!

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Justin

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