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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

it was p cool seeing the flip phones used everywhere and also realizing that the bond movies were riding the early 200s poker popularity

also I forgot about how bond resigned until she took the money and got all emo until he decided to gently caress up that dude at the end

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




flip phone? umm, I remember him flipping his car like 400 times.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

The Bananana posted:

flip phone? umm, I remember him flipping his car like 400 times.

that did happen when Mathis (sp?) kidnapped the girl that he left MI5 for and somehow left her in the middle of the road when bond was like 2 minutes behind him

it didn't make sense but it did lead to the funny ball torture scene where he made jokes about the finance guy scratching his balls

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

but they had flip phones that somehow had waze before waze was invented

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit

who was the best bond if u don't count Sean Connery? I think pierce brosnan, he owned

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


jackyl posted:

was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit

who was the best bond if u don't count Sean Connery? I think pierce brosnan, he owned

Brosnan didn't get much respect at the time but yah he was p good. A bit stuffy

Roger Moore wasnt quite the looker but he had a prankster's air and a warm smile

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Brosnan was like they grew a Bond in a laboratory. Unfortunately, instead of riding the wave of flip phones, poker, and grittiness, he had to ride the wave of VR, extreme sports, and hackers

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine


jackyl posted:

was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit

who was the best bond if u don't count Sean Connery? I think pierce brosnan, he owned

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all.

When all the baby boomers die here's how the world will remember.

1. Timothy Dalton
2. Daniel Craig
3. Pierce Brosnan

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


t i m o t h y
d a l t o n
b e s t
b o n d

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsFkh2k4la4

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


Next bond girl should be Taylor Swift

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


I really wanna gently caress eva green

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




jackyl posted:

but they had flip phones that somehow had waze before waze was invented
WAZE Traffic Update!

SEXY BRUNETTE IN MIDDLE OF ROAD

P11, Montenegro

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Were all the frat boys really into baccarat when the dude wrote Casino Royal? Why did they change the game?

tie-dye my titties
Jun 13, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois


Roger Moore was the best bond, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig are probably my 2a and 2b. Sean Connery can get hosed

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



You watched the wrong Casino Royale.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug

notZaar posted:

Were all the frat boys really into baccarat when the dude wrote Casino Royal? Why did they change the game?

they were actually really into burt baccarath and his hit song what the world need snow

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Roger Moore was the best bond, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig are probably my 2a and 2b. Sean Connery can get hosed

Interesting, and what's your favorite anime as long as you're giving out rankings on pop culture garbage

tie-dye my titties
Jun 13, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois


notZaar posted:

Interesting, and what's your favorite anime as long as you're giving out rankings on pop culture garbage

Oh check it out we've got an intellectual, can you link me your review of children of men?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



I liked flip phones, the RAZR was good

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Oh check it out we've got an intellectual, can you link me your review of children of men?

Men cant have children, retard

tie-dye my titties
Jun 13, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois


The Bananana posted:

Men cant have children, retard

Not with that kind of attitude they can't

star eater
Jan 1, 2006



Fallen Rib

poisonpill posted:

Brosnan was like they grew a Bond in a laboratory. Unfortunately, instead of riding the wave of flip phones, poker, and grittiness, he had to ride the wave of VR, extreme sports, and hackers

Actually that rules

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!


Buglord

notZaar posted:

Were all the frat boys really into baccarat when the dude wrote Casino Royal? Why did they change the game?

Poker has always been a prole game. Baccarat is classier

star eater
Jan 1, 2006



Fallen Rib

FuturePastNow posted:

I liked flip phones, the RAZR was good
Get this, it's coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzE1YS9UWM

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0px9QxojVjU

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

Casino Royale was what finally opened my eyes to my fetish.

http://youtu.be/JDJOXiPSRIs

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies



i watched a bunch of bond films when they went up on amazon prime and oddly enough the one i liked best was for your eyes only. im not really sure why, as there was little to distinguish it from the others.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Serious Frolicking posted:

i watched a bunch of bond films when they went up on amazon prime and oddly enough the one i liked best was for your eyes only. im not really sure why, as there was little to distinguish it from the others.

Probably had the best boobs.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

my favorite one was probably moonraker because of the dart shooting watch and the glass swords thing which made no sense and was funny as hell

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies



right, it was probably the chase scene where the super spy car gets blown up for no reason so he has to drive a little euro shitbox instead. that was pretty great.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



My favorite was Skyfall because they finally had a competent director.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

and that was roger Moore so there's a reason to make him the non-Connery best bond but I still think it's brosnan

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


If you didn't have a razer flip phone in highschool you were a piece of loving poo poo.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Waltzing Along posted:

My favorite was Skyfall because they finally had a competent director.

idk what I think about skyfall. the best m ever got retired in that movie and that sucks

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Dave_Indeed posted:

If you didn't have a razer flip phone in highschool you were a piece of loving poo poo.

u fucker I graduated high school in 93

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Dave_Indeed posted:

If you didn't have a razer flip phone in highschool you were a piece of loving poo poo.

jackyl posted:

u fucker I graduated high school in 93



hmm... checks out

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug

Dave_Indeed posted:

If you didn't have a razer flip phone in highschool you were a piece of loving poo poo.

fuckin children

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008



*Bond kills an attacker by ramming his head into a table saw*

Bond: "gently caress you."

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



jackyl posted:

idk what I think about skyfall. the best m ever got retired in that movie and that sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFacxpBhXFg

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