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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug

The Protagonist posted:

the slide whistle really brings it home

best slide whistle is still the nedry fall

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all.

wow get hosed

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all.
yeah he wasn't that great and def not hot enough to be smacking women around

otoh id let daniel craig slap my face and pee in my butt

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

An Alabama (ROLL TIDE!!) 9.


Sean Connery is much hotter than Daniel Craig

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

well go gently caress him and change his bedpan

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

Didn't Sean Connery actually hit his wife or am I imagining that?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The ducks can be ferocious fighters, especially against the undead. There are many holy warriors of Humakt among them.

Soiled Meat

numberoneposter posted:

next james bond should be terry crews

I would see this twice no matter how bad it was

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Mukulu posted:

Didn't Sean Connery actually hit his wife or am I imagining that?

yes, you might say he was a method actor

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Kuato posted:

Kuato's DEFINITIVE Bond ranking

Dalton
Connery
Brosnan
Craig
Lazenby
Moore

Given that it is in all caps and bold this list is pretty much the final word on the ranking of Bonds FYI

Look. I really hate to be difficult as you have part right but it goes 1. Dalton 2. Connery 3. Moore 4. Craig 5. Brosnan 6. Zeppo

Plus whoever said earlier in the thread that Brosnan was good but he had poo poo to work with was correct.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."


Someday I need to sit down and watch all the james bond movies

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Lazenby was fine, but his movie is goofy as hell, especially the bobsled chase.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



Nefarious 2.0 posted:

brosnan sucked. the only good bond movie he made was the thomas crown affair

Looks like someone never saw The Matador.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


LGD posted:

Looks like someone never saw The Matador.

That movie was so good. Sort of.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

An Alabama (ROLL TIDE!!) 9.


Mukulu posted:

Didn't Sean Connery actually hit his wife or am I imagining that?

I don't think so, but Moore was hit by his wife

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010

Isn't it weird how scientists can imagine all the matter of the universe exploding out of a dot smaller than the head of a pin, but they can't come up with a more evocative name for it than The Big Bang?


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

brosnan sucked. the only good bond movie he made was the thomas crown affair

Goldeneye was amazing and I will fight anyone dumb enough to disagree

jBrereton
May 29, 2013

JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO CRAM PEELED GRAPES INTO MY COUSIN'S MUSCULAR ASSHOLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A 19TH CENTURY RIVERBOAT PERVERT OF THE AMERICAN INTERIOR
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Grimey Drawer

Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good.
I know this is GBS but come on.

From Russia with Love is maybe?? the best bond film.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

i watched a episode of tales from the crypt and was suprised to see craig in it.

it was in like 1997, and he looked basically the same as ever. guy must have been born looking like a chiseled, fit 40.

it was an astonishingly bad episode of tales from the crypt.

Carl Seitan
May 20, 2004



Airborne Viking posted:

I really wanna gently caress eva green

Been there. Meh. It was pretty dreadful.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Peter Sellers is the best 007. gently caress all y'all if you don't agree.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jumping the Shark


sean connery has the best wig man in the business, I wanna see an interview with him

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Waltzing Along posted:

Peter Sellers is the best 007. gently caress all y'all if you don't agree.
Hey, gently caress you too, guy.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

if Sean Connery says it's ok to slap a female, who are we to disagree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

Brosnan would be the best Bond, but all the movies he did after Goldeneye were giant turds.

The World is Not Enough was almost ok, I guess. That chick did not sell "nuclear physicist" though.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


I liked Brosnan but yeah he got shafted with the scripts a bit.

jackyl posted:

also realizing that the bond movies were riding the early 200s poker popularity

You didn't realize that at the time?

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


Daniel Craig's Casino Royale is the best Bond movie

Ronald Reagan Porn Tape
Mar 23, 2015



Nap Ghost

Daniel Craig's bonds would be the best if they'd stop smashing up the car approximately 45 seconds after driving it for the first time

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

License to Kill is an incredibly bad movie.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


rabble rabble posted:

Daniel Craig's bonds would be the best if they'd stop smashing up the car approximately 45 seconds after driving it for the first time

what a weird thing to be mad about

star eater
Jan 1, 2006



Fallen Rib

facebook jihad posted:

From Russia with Love is good.

It's funny how quickly the movie viewing public actually got tired of Bond. It was already devolving into self parody with You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever and they hadn't even switched Bonds yet (at least in YOLT's case).

Craig's ultra dark moody phase was already wearing thin for me by Skyfall, I never saw Spectre, but I've learned to appreciate the goofiness that is DAF and the majority of the Moore films.

Skyfall was too clean cut. Felt like that barrel jumping cgi in the hobbit 2

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Daniel Craig's Casino Royale is the best Bond movie

Preach the truth, brother.

Ronald Reagan Porn Tape
Mar 23, 2015



Nap Ghost

casino royal and golden eye are pretty good movies

best bond mike Meyers of course

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Brosnan and Craig top the list for me.
As others have said, the scripts (especially for Brosnan's films) are lacking but I like a relatively 'serious' bond, and the others don't quite do it for me. Granted nothing is really serious about it, but I like the darker versions of the character. Connery should be in that group but he was just a total rear end in a top hat.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

Next bond black bond.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



I think George Lazenby was pretty good but OHMSS was just not a good film.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

That scottish guy from pacific rim and prometheus would make a good bond. Edra Ilbis???

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

An Alabama (ROLL TIDE!!) 9.


EmmyOk posted:

I think George Lazenby was pretty good but OHMSS was just not a good film.

True story my little brother had a birthday party at my family's house when he was 17, invited a bunch of people, let them socialize for a while, and then forced them all to watch OHMSS. In 2012. I loving kid you not

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Wizard Master posted:

Next bond girl should be Taylor Swift

No, please. Someone with much, much larger tits.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



facebook jihad posted:

True story my little brother had a birthday party at my family's house when he was 17, invited a bunch of people, let them socialize for a while, and then forced them all to watch OHMSS. In 2012. I loving kid you not

That is really bizarre but kind of funny, how did it go down?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


i like when eva green gets her bobs out (which is always)

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



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