Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
  • Locked thread
LGD
Sep 25, 2004



ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread

it's Bond camp at its absolute best

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



The Spy Who Loved Me is OK for a Moore movie that is trying to be not totally camp.

Top 5 Bonds Movies in no particular order:

1. Freakin GOldeneye its just a drat crowd pleaser. AMERICA SLUGHEADS.
2. The Spy Who Loved Me, millenials need not apply
3. Skyfall, epic bond at its best. best of the craig ones by a long shot
4. Goldfinger, all the tropes, guy throws a hat, laser crotch assasination, bond converts a lesbian, etc
5. The Living Daylights, solid by the books no funny business bond even though it becomes a snooze fest sometimes, dalton is legit

you heard it here boys

honorable mentions: never say never again, casino royal, the spy who loved me, moonraker

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2016 around 00:55

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!


Airborne Viking posted:

I really wanna gently caress eva green

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


VendaGoat posted:

No, please. Someone with much, much larger tits.

Milana Vayntrub

Germstore posted:

i like when eva green gets her bobs out (which is always)

she gets them out in the sequel to 300 and sin city 2 at least

but the best is in dark shadows when she gags johnny depp with her lingerie

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


LGD posted:

ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread

it's Bond camp at its absolute best

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!"

gotta be one of the best Bond scenes

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



Roylicious posted:

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!"

gotta be one of the best Bond scenes

yeah it's really really hard to think of one that is more iconic, though the whole movie is full of great scenes and Goldfinger introduced/perfected a ton of film Bond-isms (Bond ordering a martini "shaken, not stirred", the ridiculously tricked out car, punny one-liners, etc.)- by volume I don't think any other Bond film is alluded to or referenced nearly as much as Goldfinger is

Gert Fröbe did a fantastic job with the role of Goldfinger, especially considering he spoke English considerably less well than his agent implied and all of his dialogue was dubbed (they instructed him to speak quickly to make it less obvious)

also, apparently they hosed up the pyrotechnics in both electrocution scenes and part of the reason both performances were so convincing was that the actors were continuing to act while being rather badly scalded/burned

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Irradiation posted:

License to Kill is an incredibly bad movie.
Shut your mouth.

LGD posted:

ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread

it's Bond camp at its absolute best
The best part is when Pussy Galore dusts the fort with nerve gas and all the soldiers just kinda.. lay down. The guys had one job, march and fall over. Couldn't get it right, I guess. Wonder how many takes that took.

It's also funny that Bond was fine with her after she just committed a textbook crime against humanity with a WMD. How did he explain that to M? "Yesh, shir, but the young lady wash acting under coershun." *pats her rear end playfully*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


SciFiDownBeat posted:

Milana Vayntrub

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Those are my runes.
Give them back.
You are a dog.
They don't even fit.


You're a loose cannon Bond!

I'd take your badge if you weren't such a damned good spy.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


phasmid posted:

Shut your mouth.

The best part is when Pussy Galore dusts the fort with nerve gas and all the soldiers just kinda.. lay down. The guys had one job, march and fall over. Couldn't get it right, I guess. Wonder how many takes that took.

It's also funny that Bond was fine with her after she just committed a textbook crime against humanity with a WMD. How did he explain that to M? "Yesh, shir, but the young lady wash acting under coershun." *pats her rear end playfully*

wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

An Alabama (ROLL TIDE!!) 9.


Anyone who makes a top 5 list and doesn't include from Russia with love...I just, no. No

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless


facebook jihad posted:

Anyone who makes a top 5 list and includes the 90 minute too long Skyfall...I just, no. No

That's better.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



Cnut the Great posted:

wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas

Also those scenes were apparently filmed *very* late in the process (the movie had a firm release date and a lot of the production was surprisingly last minute) and featured actual US military personnel who had been paid $10 and a beer each for their participation. Supposed they thought it was the funniest thing ever and there was no time to rehearse anything, it was just "on first signal look into the sky over there, on second signal fall over."

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


jackyl posted:

was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit

who was the best bond if u don't count Sean Connery? I think pierce brosnan, he owned

Daniel Craig is the worst loving bond ever

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

i never learned how to play poker

craps or bj or go gently caress yourself

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


phasmid posted:

"Yesh, shir, but the young lady wash acting under coershun." *pats her rear end playfully*

We need to get this bond back IMO.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


jackyl posted:

in the sprit of casino royale I raise u this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs

huh?? thats not how i remember that scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



reignofevil posted:

We need to get this bond back IMO.

Have you seen either of the modern OSS 117 movies?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Cnut the Great posted:

wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas

Oh. Guess I never caught that. The man really does have a magic dick doesn't he?

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die


Not sure if I should vote for a black bond or a female bond in this buzzfeed poll.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

James Bond is a massive slut but I would be too if I was made a fool of by my first true love

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009
a richer bytestage

Sterling Archer is the best James Bond.

naem
May 29, 2011



Toadvine posted:

James Bond is a massive slut but I would be too if I was made a fool of by my first true love

I just had a profound moment of self realization

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



I like the part where the indians parachute in on Teepee parachutes

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004



Moore and Brosnan have been the best fits for the character by far. Connery is overrated and always has been.

Fight
Me
Motherfuckers

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

Airborne Viking posted:

I really wanna gently caress eva green

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3720 days!


Shredded Hen

jackyl posted:

was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit

who was the best bond if u don't count Sean Connery? I think pierce brosnan, he owned

Pierce brosnan was a good bond in bad bond movies. Casino royale was the first and still best daniel craig bond

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3720 days!


Shredded Hen

LGD posted:

ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread

it's Bond camp at its absolute best

only a dumbass fake rear end bond fan would undersell goldfingrr

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Pillbug

Muttonchips posted:

Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all.

When all the baby boomers die here's how the world will remember.

1. Timothy Dalton
2. Daniel Craig
3. Pierce Brosnan

extra stout posted:

t i m o t h y
d a l t o n
b e s t
b o n d

Whenever I tell people that Dalton is my favorite Bond they have no idea who I am talking about.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

i'm the 6 foot scottish dude made up mickey rooney style to seamlessly blend in in undercover exotic nippon

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


the next Bond should be a lady and she slaps men around when they get all hysterical or uppity

naem
May 29, 2011



thathonkey posted:

Pierce brosnan was a good bond in bad bond movies. Casino royale was the first and still best daniel craig bond

We missed out on at least one Craig bond movie because the studio had money problems during the economic crisis

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

An Alabama (ROLL TIDE!!) 9.


Dalton films are boring dreck. If I want a good 80s action film I'll watch a Schwarzenegger film.

I really hope the next Bond, whether it be Idris Elba, a gay guy, a woman, a transgender, whatever, moves away from the dark serious Bond to something more fun. Moore, Brosnon, and Connery are so much better than Dalton and Craig.

Lazenby was like...idk. Honestly I don't remember that movie much

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


1. Casino Royale
2. Goldfinger
3. The Living Daylights
4. Live and Let Die
5. GoldenEye

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



Zorodius posted:

the next Bond should be a lady and she slaps men around when they get all hysterical or uppity

Haywire is really good

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009



Nobody really talks about Tomorrow Never Dies but I'll always love it for the goofy rear end steve jobs lookin villain

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug

Jenny Agutter posted:

Nobody really talks about Tomorrow Never Dies but I'll always love it for the goofy rear end steve jobs lookin villain

jonathan pryce owns as a stuffy holier than thou character

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


Christmas only comes once a year

stump collector
May 28, 2007

g4ndh1's edpi was 69, requiring an incredible 420cm to turn the other cheek

FuturePastNow posted:

I liked flip phones, the RAZR was good

razrv3m was very good

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ArmZ
Jun 5, 2004

You are what you want.





Grimey Drawer

i have a soft spot for roger moore because those bond movies ran constantly on whatever cable channel in the '90s, like USA or TNT or TBS, and I watched while i did homework

  • Locked thread