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ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread it's Bond camp at its absolute best
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The Spy Who Loved Me is OK for a Moore movie that is trying to be not totally camp. Top 5 Bonds Movies in no particular order: 1. Freakin GOldeneye its just a drat crowd pleaser. AMERICA SLUGHEADS. 2. The Spy Who Loved Me, millenials need not apply 3. Skyfall, epic bond at its best. best of the craig ones by a long shot 4. Goldfinger, all the tropes, guy throws a hat, laser crotch assasination, bond converts a lesbian, etc 5. The Living Daylights, solid by the books no funny business bond even though it becomes a snooze fest sometimes, dalton is legit you heard it here boys honorable mentions: never say never again, casino royal, the spy who loved me, moonraker numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Jun 21, 2016 01:52
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Airborne Viking posted:I really wanna gently caress eva green 
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VendaGoat posted:No, please. Someone with much, much larger tits. Milana Vayntrub Germstore posted:i like when eva green gets her bobs out (which is always) she gets them out in the sequel to 300 and sin city 2 at least but the best is in dark shadows when she gags johnny depp with her lingerie
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LGD posted:ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!" gotta be one of the best Bond scenes
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Roylicious posted:"Do you expect me to talk?" yeah it's really really hard to think of one that is more iconic, though the whole movie is full of great scenes and Goldfinger introduced/perfected a ton of film Bond-isms (Bond ordering a martini "shaken, not stirred", the ridiculously tricked out car, punny one-liners, etc.)- by volume I don't think any other Bond film is alluded to or referenced nearly as much as Goldfinger is Gert Fröbe did a fantastic job with the role of Goldfinger, especially considering he spoke English considerably less well than his agent implied and all of his dialogue was dubbed (they instructed him to speak quickly to make it less obvious) also, apparently they hosed up the pyrotechnics in both electrocution scenes and part of the reason both performances were so convincing was that the actors were continuing to act while being rather badly scalded/burned
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Irradiation posted:License to Kill is an incredibly bad movie. LGD posted:ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread It's also funny that Bond was fine with her after she just committed a textbook crime against humanity with a WMD. How did he explain that to M? "Yesh, shir, but the young lady wash acting under coershun." *pats her rear end playfully*
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Jun 21, 2016 22:47
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Milana Vayntrub 
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You're a loose cannon Bond! I'd take your badge if you weren't such a damned good spy.
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phasmid posted:Shut your mouth. wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas
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Jun 21, 2016 23:35
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Anyone who makes a top 5 list and doesn't include from Russia with love...I just, no. No
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facebook jihad posted:Anyone who makes a top 5 list and includes the 90 minute too long Skyfall...I just, no. No That's better.
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Cnut the Great posted:wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas Also those scenes were apparently filmed *very* late in the process (the movie had a firm release date and a lot of the production was surprisingly last minute) and featured actual US military personnel who had been paid $10 and a beer each for their participation. Supposed they thought it was the funniest thing ever and there was no time to rehearse anything, it was just "on first signal look into the sky over there, on second signal fall over."
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Jun 22, 2016 00:30
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jackyl posted:was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit Daniel Craig is the worst loving bond ever
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Jun 22, 2016 00:45
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i never learned how to play poker craps or bj or go gently caress yourself
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phasmid posted:"Yesh, shir, but the young lady wash acting under coershun." *pats her rear end playfully* We need to get this bond back IMO.
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jackyl posted:in the sprit of casino royale I raise u this. huh?? thats not how i remember that scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
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reignofevil posted:We need to get this bond back IMO. Have you seen either of the modern OSS 117 movies?
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Cnut the Great posted:wait what? the whole point wast that Bond turned Pussy Galore over to his side, the soldiers really were just pretending to die, there was never any nerve gas Oh. Guess I never caught that. The man really does have a magic dick doesn't he?
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Jun 22, 2016 01:37
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Not sure if I should vote for a black bond or a female bond in this buzzfeed poll.
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Jun 22, 2016 02:32
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James Bond is a massive slut but I would be too if I was made a fool of by my first true love
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Jun 22, 2016 04:19
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Sterling Archer is the best James Bond.
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Toadvine posted:James Bond is a massive slut but I would be too if I was made a fool of by my first true love I just had a profound moment of self realization
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Jun 22, 2016 04:26
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I like the part where the indians parachute in on Teepee parachutes
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Jun 22, 2016 06:18
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Moore and Brosnan have been the best fits for the character by far. Connery is overrated and always has been. Fight Me Motherfuckers
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Airborne Viking posted:I really wanna gently caress eva green
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jackyl posted:was that the first Daniel Craig bond movie? He got much better later but now he has quit Pierce brosnan was a good bond in bad bond movies. Casino royale was the first and still best daniel craig bond
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Jun 22, 2016 09:23
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LGD posted:ok in all seriousness people are really underselling Goldfinger in this thread only a dumbass fake rear end bond fan would undersell goldfingrr
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Muttonchips posted:Sean Connery was not that good. He was sexist as gently caress, didn't have that much sex appeal, and his movies did not age well. At all. extra stout posted:t i m o t h y Whenever I tell people that Dalton is my favorite Bond they have no idea who I am talking about.
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i'm the 6 foot scottish dude made up mickey rooney style to seamlessly blend in in undercover exotic nippon
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the next Bond should be a lady and she slaps men around when they get all hysterical or uppity
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thathonkey posted:Pierce brosnan was a good bond in bad bond movies. Casino royale was the first and still best daniel craig bond We missed out on at least one Craig bond movie because the studio had money problems during the economic crisis
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Dalton films are boring dreck. If I want a good 80s action film I'll watch a Schwarzenegger film. I really hope the next Bond, whether it be Idris Elba, a gay guy, a woman, a transgender, whatever, moves away from the dark serious Bond to something more fun. Moore, Brosnon, and Connery are so much better than Dalton and Craig. Lazenby was like...idk. Honestly I don't remember that movie much
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1. Casino Royale 2. Goldfinger 3. The Living Daylights 4. Live and Let Die 5. GoldenEye
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Zorodius posted:the next Bond should be a lady and she slaps men around when they get all hysterical or uppity Haywire is really good
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Nobody really talks about Tomorrow Never Dies but I'll always love it for the goofy rear end steve jobs lookin villain
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Jenny Agutter posted:Nobody really talks about Tomorrow Never Dies but I'll always love it for the goofy rear end steve jobs lookin villain jonathan pryce owns as a stuffy holier than thou character
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Christmas only comes once a year
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FuturePastNow posted:I liked flip phones, the RAZR was good razrv3m was very good
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i have a soft spot for roger moore because those bond movies ran constantly on whatever cable channel in the '90s, like USA or TNT or TBS, and I watched while i did homework
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