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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Jenny Agutter posted:

Nobody really talks about Tomorrow Never Dies but I'll always love it for the goofy rear end steve jobs lookin villain

that guy was def rupert murdoch though

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ArmZ posted:

i have a soft spot for roger moore because those bond movies ran constantly on whatever cable channel in the '90s, like USA or TNT or TBS, and I watched while i did homework

Same. Nostalgia is magical in that it makes Octopussy good.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

1. Casino Royale
2. Goldfinger
3. The Living Daylights
4. Live and Let Die
5. GoldenEye

this a p dec top five, except i don't remember the living daylights at all

guess i'll have to give it another watch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Protagonist posted:

this a p dec top five, except i don't remember the living daylights at all

guess i'll have to give it another watch
living daylights is cool but like i said in my list it gets to be REALLY long

pros:
-best bond car since the DB5
-80s soundtrack
-mujahideen before they were bad guys
-evil henchman
-dalton kicks rear end but needs to relax

cons:
-girl is like this frumpy musician lol
-stakes arnt high enough
-not enough puns

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

numberoneposter posted:

living daylights is cool but like i said in my list it gets to be REALLY long

pros:
-best bond car since the DB5
-80s soundtrack
-mujahideen before they were bad guys
-evil henchman
-dalton kicks rear end but needs to relax

cons:
-girl is like this frumpy musician lol
-stakes arnt high enough
-not enough puns

pro:
-"Take him back to Moscow...in a diplomatic bag."

con:
-Hmmm. Maybe not enough Timothy Dalton

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

reminds me of that exchange from jack reacher

quote:

Gary: I need to see some I.D.
Jack Reacher: I'm not showing you any I.D.
Gary: Well, I need to see something.
Jack Reacher: How about the inside of an ambulance?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


The Man from UNCLE is on HBO and Arnie Hammer is an insanely bad leading man. Like, shockingly bad. Collin Firth was a better Bond in Kingsmen and he's like 60.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Did someone make you finish watching Kingsman, or were you paid to do so?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

the original comic was written by mark millar right?

ugh

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Uh Kingsman was real good.

naem
May 29, 2011

Germstore posted:

Uh Kingsman was real good.

:agreed:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

the original comic was written by mark millar right?

ugh

Yeah, while watching the first 20 minutes I thought "This feels a lot like Kick rear end", so I googled it and low and behold, Mark "Really Bad Even By Comicbook Standards" Millar. I turned it off because it was bad and life is short.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Kings man WAS really good. It was the movie I wish old James Bond movies had been.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Zorodius posted:

the next Bond should be a lady and she slaps men around when they get all hysterical or uppity

I think Quentin Tarantino has the movie rights to Modesty Blaise, dunno if it'll ever get made though.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I saw skyfall the other night and now I want to watch the other daniel craig bond movies.

It felt like a classic bond movie. Not that I really have seen a lot of classic bond movies, but it felt like it should have been shot the way movies were in like the 70s.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
That scene in one of the Brosnan Bonds where he's fighting sexily with that fierce toothy woman in the sauna gave me the strangest boner as a kid.

Someone post it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Thread cred peaking

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

SHISHKABOB posted:

I saw skyfall the other night and now I want to watch the other daniel craig bond movies.

It felt like a classic bond movie. Not that I really have seen a lot of classic bond movies, but it felt like it should have been shot the way movies were in like the 70s.

yeah Skyfall had all sorts of nods and callbacks, it was a solid b-flick

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Skyfall was so bad it could have starred Brosnan.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
everything prior to getting to hackerstan was dec

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

That scene in one of the Brosnan Bonds where he's fighting sexily with that fierce toothy woman in the sauna gave me the strangest boner as a kid.

Someone post it.

:same: she had strong legs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mega babe famke janssen

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Gonna guess a bunch of you haven't seen the uncut opening to Casino Royale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNvzNWuzI9Y

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


"Natasha! I....can't....breathe!!!"
*Famke screams with delight, smash cut to roiling white liquid, zoom out to reveal the wake of a speedboat*

They sure knew how to make movies back then, all right.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Did anyone watch the 60s casino royale? Bizarre movie, nothing about the plot makes sense and there are a lot of wasted opportunities to make fun of the series.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Okay, throw all your other opinions about the actors out the window. Just answer this one question: Who held it best?








Lollin' at Lazenby clearly having no idea what the gently caress he's doing.

Also: definitive proof that Craig has just been jacking Dalton's style the whole time.

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jun 23, 2016

naem
May 29, 2011

It's Connery with the BB gun

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Is not Barbara Bouchet the hottest Bond girl?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Necc0 posted:

Gonna guess a bunch of you haven't seen the uncut opening to Casino Royale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNvzNWuzI9Y

This was what immediately hooked me with Daniel Craig Bond

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
drat they used to have a bunch of bond movies on amazon prime but it looks like they're back off now.

gently caress it im gonna pay to rent some

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
just remembered i never saw spectre but i heard it isn't as good as skyfall and casino royale

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Remember how Halle Berrys character whose only job was to wear that bikini was going to get her own movie?

Also, nuclear big boobs scientist Christmas Jones, and all associated puns. I hope whoever thought up that now walks around with a constant feeling of shame.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

evobatman posted:

Remember how Halle Berrys character whose only job was to wear that bikini was going to get her own movie?

Also, nuclear big boobs scientist Christmas Jones, and all associated puns. I hope whoever thought up that now walks around with a constant feeling of shame.

"I thought Christmas only came once a year :smuggo:"

i remember seeing that one in the theater and my dad laughed at that line i had no idea what it meant :confused: thought he was crazy for finding it funny (still do).

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm afraid your friend Mathis, is really my friend Mathis :smug:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Connery and Craig are the only ones that look like they might actually know how to shoot someone.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
I think Daniel Craig is the best Bond but the plots for all his Bond movies are so convoluted and weird as to be unwatchable.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Robot Pride posted:

I think Daniel Craig is the best Bond but the plots for all his Bond movies are so convoluted and weird as to be unwatchable.

Casino Royale and Skyfall are really loving good actually. Spectre is just good and QoS is pure garbage.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I was excited for Quantum of Solace and it effectively killed my interest in 007; I even have that Bond Blu Ray box set and have opted not to watch anything after it. Does the quality improve at all? I might check Skyfall out one of these days.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Kuato posted:

I was excited for Quantum of Solace and it effectively killed my interest in 007; I even have that Bond Blu Ray box set and have opted not to watch anything after it. Does the quality improve at all? I might check Skyfall out one of these days.


bradzilla posted:

Casino Royale and Skyfall are really loving good actually. Spectre is just good and QoS is pure garbage.

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