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“we're always looking for some fresh new talent here at corp inc. your application was sorted as ‘above average,’ which means you've been considered a prospective hire. congratulations! or, as we like the say around the office, ‘corp’-gratulations! isn't that hilarious? linda from accounting came up with that one. she's a hoot, you'll love her. anyway, let's get you to the interview room, huh? oh, and i'm sorry, but uh, what was your name again?” 
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Pleased to make your aquiantance *grasps your hand and pulls you in closer* I just touched something really disgusting https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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i haven't left the house in three weeks and haven't shaved for six months. what are you talking about, op |
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Hi there! I'm... Man. Mr. Hugh Man. Nice to meet ya! *shakes hand*  Sorry if my palms are a little hairy, I'm just a tad nervous haha
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Splatmaster posted:Pleased to make your aquiantance “you and me both, friend.”  Scathach posted:Hi there! I'm... Man. Mr. Hugh Man. Nice to meet ya! *shakes hand* “not a problem, mr. man – can I call you hugh? – i remember my first big interview; shed all over the poor recruiter's hand. we've all been there, my man. my man. just a little office humor for you there. you're gonna love it. right this way, guys.” 
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me, thinking to myself: nice to meet you me, out loud: i wanna gently caress you};re wife
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Hello sir, thank you. I would shake your hand but as you can see I am a gaping maw and thus currently my *hands* are incapacitated. |
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"thanks for coming here" me: thanks for having me *smile and stare at something in the room while I try think of something to say before the awkward s- nevermind it's already here* "so..." me: yeah... |
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Jun 18, 2016 07:05
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*breaks the silence by releasing a slow squeaky fart, nervously giggles* "haha, is there a restroom i could use?"
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watho posted:me, thinking to myself: nice to meet you "oh, linda from accounting? she's a hoot, you'll love her." Munchables posted:Hello sir, thank you. I would shake your hand but as you can see I am a gaping maw and thus currently my *hands* are incapacitated. "not a problem! I'm gonna forward you over to our in-house food executive, brady. brady?" (confused) "mmrmph?"  "would you mind guiding this prospective over to the interview cafeteria?" (affirmative) "mmrmph!"  Macnult posted:"thanks for coming here" "haha..." "ha.."  "uh... Luvcow posted:*breaks the silence by releasing a slow squeaky fart, nervously giggles* "down the hall, to the left. pam'll point it out for you." "IT'S RIGHT THERE!!! PRETTY WILD HUH??"   "thanks pa-" "WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" 
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"anyway, here's the waiting room. dave'll call you in when it's time for your interview. you guys should get to know each other in the meantime! who knows, maybe you'll be working in the same cubicle block someday?"
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everything I've learned about business is contained in this gif
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Jun 19, 2016 03:53
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Man, how'd you know I love watermelon? |
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Jun 19, 2016 07:48
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hi can i have a french bulldog
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my trick is to use reverse psychology on the interviewer
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