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Amateur hour: Ride a few feet straight with your board, stumble on a curb
Trick and Treat: Eat a snack while riding your board
So 90's: Sing/whistle/hum your favourite 90's tune while performing Amateur Hour
Fantastic Voyage: Ride the seven seas with your board
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Lazy man: think about riding your board some day
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Titanic: Cut your board in half and throw it in the sea
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BYOB: Build your own Board
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Jun 19, 2016 04:12
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You aren't the boss of me: stash your helmet in a bush when you get around the corner.
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I can totally do this trick kevin you loving idiot: get on the skateboard, and as you push off, fall over and cave your skull in.
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pushing mongo: pushing with your front foot instead of your back foot. so what if everyone says it's bad to do? it's comfortable.
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Jun 19, 2016 05:15
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the tap: you try to Ollie but all you do is tap down on the board.
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the Smells Like Teen Spirit: record yourself in black & white with a fish eye lens
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Pozzo's Hat
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the dostoevsky: beat an old pawn-broker and her half-sister to death with your board and spend the next years of your life breaking down psychologically until you're found out and thrown in siberian prison
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i want to hang with the cool kids but don't have a skateboard: brag about knowing everything about skateboarding while hoping no one realizes you're reciting hints from Tony Hawk Pro Skater
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the considerate downhill jam: sit on the skateboard and roll down a shallow slope, sometimes using your shoes as brakes to let oncoming traffic pass
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Jun 19, 2016 07:33
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Dad's Delight : perform any trick with kneepads and a sturdy helmet
The Burpo : bail on a trick, die, go to heaven, come back and do a sick 180 kickflip
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Jun 19, 2016 09:01
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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The Grizzled veteran: while wearing a fake cast on your leg and holding your skateboard, observe and ridicule others as they ride while giving advice and talking about all the tricks you will do once your leg "heals"
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Jun 19, 2016 12:26
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by Hand Knit
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the dostoevsky: beat an old pawn-broker and her half-sister to death with your board and spend the next years of your life breaking down psychologically until you're found out and thrown in siberian prison
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The Graduate: Deal with an existential crisis by experiencing a searing sexual awakening with a second-hand skateboard before ultimately settling for a lifetime of bland rides on a scooter.
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Jun 19, 2016 15:11
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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The Loser: show up in roller skates
The Patron: make bets on skateboard horse games but lose every time.
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frontside vortex: do a somersault, endibg with your board right in front of you. then, quickly sit on the board and start moving forward in a considerate jam. recommended to do this near an edge of a lawn so you can somersault on the grass but then skateboard on the sidewalk
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Jun 19, 2016 16:04
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the roll reversal place the skateboard on top of yourself and roll around on the ground
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Jun 19, 2016 16:06
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The Loser: show up in roller skates
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the too cool for school: drop out of school and get stuck serving fast food for your whole life and lose your passion for skateboarding as you get older and your life goes nowhere and you die
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the overprotective parents: hold back tears as you ride your scooter up and down the street in full view of the cool kids
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Jun 19, 2016 17:52
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the luvcow awkwardly drop in on a shoddily built quarter pipe and immediatly collapse onto your knees in such a way your knee pads slide up and expose your knee caps to the large head galvanized nails that weren't fully hammered in at the bottom of the ramp, bleed profusely
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Jun 19, 2016 17:59
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the ollie be named oliver
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Jun 20, 2016 01:06
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the pebble walk
walk around the parking lot/skate park/driveway and complain about how many pebbles there are, and how if you had a broom you would totally skate here but you're not going to risk going down because of some stupid pebble
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Jun 20, 2016 01:32
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the double manual
balance on all four wheels of the skateboard at the same time while standing on it
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Jun 20, 2016 01:38
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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Can I use these tricks on a hoverboard as well?
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Jun 20, 2016 01:53
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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The Graduate: Deal with an existential crisis by experiencing a searing sexual awakening with a second-hand skateboard before ultimately settling for a lifetime of bland rides on a scooter.
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Jun 20, 2016 02:14
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the double manual
balance on all four wheels of the skateboard at the same time while standing on it
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Jun 20, 2016 04:00
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The Overnighter : leave your skateboard in the driveway so your dad runs it over in the morning and then he has to buy you a new one. Repeat every year until 35.
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Jun 20, 2016 05:50
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The Overnighter : leave your skateboard in the driveway so your dad runs it over in the morning and then he has to buy you a new one. Repeat every year until 35.
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Jun 20, 2016 06:54
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The Punster: ollie over a rail until you get board
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Jun 20, 2016 06:57
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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the snow crash: grab a tasty pizza and take it to a new friend
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Jun 20, 2016 07:16
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The Offspring: wear your Conspiracy of One t-shirt while listening to Smash
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The Girl: Think about the 540 flip to darkslide you'd do if it wouldn't hurt the boys' feelings.
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Crooked Cop: Grab the tail with your front hand while your back foot is boned.
Regular Cop: Confiscate a kid's board and practice your ollie behind the police station.
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