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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol Corey

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
corey graves!!!! best part of the night here

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
No one picked drunken Vegas Lita to replace King, zero points

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
WAIT NO COREY YOUR HAT NO COREY YOU WERE DOING SO WELL

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Whooo more drunk Lita in preshow fun

Wait, so we blame her poor speaking skills on being drunk? Is she just always drunk?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This is going to be Trash. LIke me. Like all of us.

My foot hurts because I fought with a 90 pound pyrenees trying to give him a bath and he trampled me, him, us, and everything else :lol:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Renee and Lita cleaned up this weekend apparently.

Good on them.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
this is the best preshow ever we've got vacation pictures corey in a lovely hat and breezango/golden truth and a lucha dragons match (against a poo poo boring team but still, LU CHA)

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
how many times do we have to see Corbin/Ziggler

it should have ended with the dick kick

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Booker T repping the Row

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm not gonna lie. I like NJPW better

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wait, so we blame her poor speaking skills on being drunk? Is she just always drunk?

She's always something on these preshows and you might as well assume it's drunk, I guess.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
booker t is matching his mountain dew can. *kisses fingertips* ahh, belicimo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
that was the third time they said "wrestlemania-caliber matchups" so apparently that is our catchphrase of the night

oh wait, here comes NEW ERA

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
if nothing else the mitb song is really good

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Sign: Cena throw me a shirt!

Cena: *throws shirt the other way*

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
WHY LISA, WHY

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Money in the Bank should automatically be hosted by Reverend Ted The Million Dollar Man DiBiase every year.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Did they just show the IWGP title on WWE?

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

that was the third time they said "wrestlemania-caliber matchups" so apparently that is our catchphrase of the night

oh wait, here comes NEW ERA

the GREATEST money in the bank in history

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Money in the Bank should automatically be hosted by Reverend Ted The Million Dollar Man DiBiase every year.

if he was supposed to be the wrestling trump why shouldn't he show up over the next few months

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
that package was really good

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
corey graves should be put in a rocket ship and then the rocket ship should crash into the sun and kill corey graves

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Bull Club is on its way

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
everyone except booker is so miserably hung over

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Brock Lesnar posted:

corey graves should be put in a rocket ship and then the rocket ship should crash into the sun and kill corey graves

the gently caress is this

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

This is the most hungover preshow panel in a while.

e: goddamnit

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

abraham linksys posted:

that package was really good

I didn't like that weird 3D effect they had when AJ turned on Cena

otherwise yeah

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jackie D posted:

the gently caress is this

im sorry i can't hear you over corey graves neck tattoos

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I didn't like that weird 3D effect they had when AJ turned on Cena

otherwise yeah

chromatic aberration is the term (which is something i only know from video games). it's neat in short doses but that was a bad usage of it. would look good in like a takeover package though

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

StarkRavingMad posted:

everyone except booker is so miserably hung over
Corey probably bullshitted his way to Sewickley to party with the Penguins and the Cup at Mario's house and still hasn't recovered

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I wont be able to watch this until an hour later after the show starts i hope i don't miss anything cool.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
the biggest money in the bank


ever

bartok
May 10, 2006



I notice when people think a WWE PPV will be trash it usually turns out to be pretty fun.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



bartok posted:

I notice when people think a WWE PPV will be trash it usually turns out to be pretty fun.

I thought Wrestlemania was going to be trash

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Kevin Owens wins Money in the Bank, puts it into his son's college fund

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i want john cena to fight all the miserable negativitos in this thread

bartok
May 10, 2006



Abroham Lincoln posted:

I thought Wrestlemania was going to be trash

I made some really kick rear end pulled pork nachos so good Wrestlemania

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
did breezango give themselves sunburns for this angle

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Brock Lesnar posted:

did breezango give themselves sunburns for this angle

No they just asked Randy Orton how he does it

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