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MVP of the Finals!
LeBron James
Steph Curry
Kevin Love
Draymond Green's unquenched bloodlust for male genitals
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Adam Silver for making the series go seven games
MO BUCKETS!!!!!!!!!
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

HOLY loving poo poo!!!!!!!!!



Yes folks, looks like we made it! After Golden State went up 3-1 and it looked like the series was as good as over, Cleveland won two straight by double digits and here we are in Game Seven.

Game Six: LeBron continued to make his case for world's greatest human. Kyrie was okay. Tristan Thompson, freed up by the injury to Andrew Bogut, did great work down low. Kevin Love has been abducted by aliens. Richard Jefferson continues to contribute minutes and solid effort. Draymond Green wasn't as good when forced to play center. The Splash Brothers splashed, but couldn't move the ball without a lot of difficulty. Harrison Barnes probably wishes he's been abducted by aliens.

My butthole is positively clinched in anticipation, but let's try to finish this out...

































I can't take it. This game needs to start NOW. There are so many great possibilities for tonight:
  • LeBron goes Goku
  • We have the Kevin Love game
  • We have the J.R. Smith game
  • Richard Jefferson inexplicably scores 25 points
  • Steph Curry murders Kyrie Irving
  • Draymond Green murders someone's groin
  • Harrison Barnes shoots 0/32
  • The game goes six overtimes
  • Mark Jackson commits Seppuku after watching HIS Warriors win another title without him
And thus these threads disappear for another year...

Careful on the poll. You only get to choose one option this time!

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jun 20, 2016

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Metapod posted:

LET'S GO CAVS
DEAR LEBRON JAMES SIR,

YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON

GOD MADE GLORIA GIVE BIRTH TO YOU VIA IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ON DECEMBER 30TH, 1984. SHE RAISED YOU WITH GOOD CHARACTER. SHE STEERED YOU TOWARD BASKETBALL BECAUSE THE FATES KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE BEST BALLER ON THE FACE OF TERRA FIRMA. YOUR FIRST STEP WAS EXPERIENCING LOSING WITH CLEVELAND. YOUR PURPOSE IN GOING TO MIAMI WAS TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF WINNING SO YOU COULD BRING THEM BACK TO CLEVELAND WITH YOU. YOU LOST TO THE WARRIORS LAST YEAR TO CEMENT YOUR HATRED OF THOSE PHILISTINES. THIS BRINGS YOU TO YOUR PURPOSE. THE ONE REASON WHY YOU ARE HERE

YOU WILL BEAT THE LIVING poo poo OUT OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, WHICH WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FINAL ACT. YOU WILL THEN RAM THE TROPHY UP JOE LACOB'S rear end AT A SPEED COMPARABLE TO THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE.

IT IS FORETOLD

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jun 20, 2016

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rasta_Al posted:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CAVS take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Take all of it. I can afford to fall into a coma for a few days.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jota posted:

I can't imagine how the gently caress it feels to play in Game 7 of the NBA finals. Neither of these teams even my team and I've been hype as hell all day for this. Players must be going crazy.
I've been hype for this since the end of Game Six. Players must be on some real good mood relaxers to be able to play a game like this.

Seriously I don't even think I'd have slept between Thursday night and now if I was a member of either team.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

J.R Smith status:


READY

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shear Modulus posted:

tonight, right now, all of us are Shook
The Shookening

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

Don't watch this till like 10 minutes to tipoff or you could get too hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafL8yYcMh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RySV-D0Fyk

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The Glumslinger posted:

Lakers Celtics in 2010 and Spurs Heat in 2013
So it's official: we get a Game Seven every three years.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

MG3 posted:

This game is gonna make me poo poo my pants
Hell I'm already there

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

If Cleveland wins mods please embed the theme song from the Drew Carey show

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

HOT HOT ROBOT ON ROBOT ACTION LIVE ON ABC

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Game status: everyone shook

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Cavs allowed five threes in the 1st and they're up by one. My guess is they're pretty happy with that.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

It'd be funny if Kevin Love decides that this is the game where he remembers what made him an all-NBA player and goes off for 35 rebounds.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

E2M2 posted:

Can Harry B not be poo poo
His agent does a shot and weeps every time he misses a shot.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Guys I can't take this this is too much

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KEVIN LOVE GETS A RING (RIP GENDO)
JR SMIFF GETS A RING
TIMOFEY MOZGOV GETS A RING
MO BUCKETS GETS A RING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

strikereternal posted:

DEAR LEBRON JAMES SIR,

YOU HAVE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON

GOD MADE GLORIA GIVE BIRTH TO YOU VIA IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ON DECEMBER 30TH, 1984. SHE RAISED YOU WITH GOOD CHARACTER. SHE STEERED YOU TOWARD BASKETBALL BECAUSE THE FATES KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE BEST BALLER ON THE FACE OF TERRA FIRMA. YOUR FIRST STEP WAS EXPERIENCING LOSING WITH CLEVELAND. YOUR PURPOSE IN GOING TO MIAMI WAS TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF WINNING SO YOU COULD BRING THEM BACK TO CLEVELAND WITH YOU. YOU LOST TO THE WARRIORS LAST YEAR TO CEMENT YOUR HATRED OF THOSE PHILISTINES. THIS BRINGS YOU TO YOUR PURPOSE. THE ONE REASON WHY YOU ARE HERE

YOU WILL BEAT THE LIVING poo poo OUT OF THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, WHICH WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR FINAL ACT. YOU WILL THEN RAM THE TROPHY UP JOE LACOB'S rear end AT A SPEED COMPARABLE TO THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE.

IT IS FORETOLD
I really should have placed a bet on this motherfucker

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

GOD LOVES CLEVELAND OHIO

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

I know nothing about this town, but go Missouri.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico,_Missouri
I've just cleared my schedule to I can make a pilgrimage there this weekend.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

THE LAST WORD

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

CBJSprague24 posted:

My mom just now: "Who is the dorky looking sideline reporter?"
FYI I hate your mom

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

the biggest robbery is lebron not winning executive of the year
LeBron James:
2015/16 NBA Champion
2015/16 Finals MVP
2015/16 NBA Coach of the Year
2015/16 NBA Executive of the Year
2015/16 KIA NBA MVP (retroactively re-awarded)

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Cavs fans have all but stormed the court in Oakland.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

INSTEAD WE ARE LETTING PEOPLE HAVE JOYRIDES BECAUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

:laffo:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

oh my god Kevin Love is wearing an Austin 3:16 t-shirt live on SportsCEnter

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Dexo posted:

lol Curry could have loving walked to the hoop at any given point in time.
but he didn't




why?




CAUSE HE WAS SHOOK

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ayesha bby u can be my salt queen ;-*

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Spite posted:

The worst part about that play is Curry had like 3 chances to go in for a relatively uncontested layup but instead tried an off balance 3 that probably even made JR think "dude what are you doing?" when he chucked it up.
Curry saw a big on him at the perimeter in a late-game situation, had a flashback to KAT owning him on that drive to the hoop in OT at the end of the regular season, got all shook, and refused to go to the basket.

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