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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Wrestlemania calibur matches every night :D

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Fenrir posted:

When he was telling the crowd to shut up, that was the best Roman's been on the mic maybe EVER, loving turn him heel already

That was kinda my hope, he'd get pissed and turn on Dean for cashing in

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

fart blood posted:

Hooray Jon Moxley is champ
He once had hot sex at camp
He took a big cock
'Twas hard as a rock
And now his butt has a cramp

is this true

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Brock Lesnar posted:

i wonder what its like to get eaten alive by a crowd of wrestling fans

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Moneyball posted:

Match ends in double count out/ DQ

I'm predicting a TNA-level clusterfuck

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Paige is outta the slammer!

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
How did Paige earn a title shot?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Wait Paige got a title shot for beating the champion? Wins matter now?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Woah, that pop for Paige

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A Good Looking Raw???? Wow

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
so much for paige's arrest i guess

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
I mean lets be honest the last wrestlemania was not a wrestlemania-caliber wrestlemania so they've got a lot of making up to do

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Brock Lesnar posted:

i wonder what its like to get eaten alive by a crowd of wrestling fans

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
"Byron you could get drafted to ECW!"
"That didn't go so well for you that time."

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I love that they won't even cheer Roman when he's jerking Dean off

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dexo posted:

How did Paige earn a title shot?

Defeated ADR

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"Settle it once and for all"

Cole you fool

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Paige has a championship match because ????

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i hope at least half the podcast is lol tna

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Captain Magic posted:

I mean lets be honest the last wrestlemania was not a wrestlemania-caliber wrestlemania so they've got a lot of making up to do

Does Wrestlemania caliber mean that all the finishes will be booked terribly?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

is this your kink

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
I can't believe I'm still hyped up for the matches tonight.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

kidcoelacanth posted:

Paige has a championship match because ????

She beat Charlotte clean(ish)

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

DeepDickPizza posted:

Yes. "character" He's not actually a petulant, shook little man baby. It's a good "character".

By all accounts other than a few scripted interviews, he's apparently a pretty nice dude in real life.

Let's stick to hating on his push and booking instead of casting aspersions on the guy playing the Roman Reigns character, eh?

E: That said: he shook.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Paige squash incoming she gets kayfabe injured then fired tomorrow

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

"Settle it once and for all"

Cole you fool

Michael Cole probably read that one early Batman issue where Joker jumped off a bridge and thought "Welp, we'll never see him again."

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Is that Zeus in the beef jerky ad?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

GeneX posted:

By all accounts other than a few scripted interviews, he's apparently a pretty nice dude in real life.

Let's stick to hating on his push and booking instead of casting aspersions on the guy playing the Roman Reigns character, eh?

no, roman reigns is bad in real life and in wrestling world

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Roman, in-character wise, is at his best when he gets to be aloof and not give a poo poo about you except for snapping into berserker killing rages, he's legitimately good at both of those things

it's just that both of those things are super-heel things to do and he can't do them now that he's not fighting Wrestling Satan HHH

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
So is this setting up a Roman turn or what?

bartok
May 10, 2006



That second Purge movie was watchable

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

these matches are probably because they have no more serious tv competition for the next few weeks

they won't recognize lebron was ironically wearing that warrior shirt

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Cleveland and Ambrose becoming champs on the same day was almost too much for me to handle.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


NutritiousSnack posted:

So is this setting up a Roman turn or what?

stop

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Chris James 2 posted:

A Good Looking Raw???? Wow

Zayn and Owens settling things once and for all*, Paige vs. Charlotte for the title, Reigns/Rollins for #1 contender, A.J. Styles/Cena Promo, some early hyping for the draft I assume... this is shaping up to be a pretty fine Raw.

I hope Dean mostly has a night off, maybe just working a light Dark match tag team thing or something, Ladder matches suck and I want a healthy champ!

*Nothing will be settled.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I miss anything so far?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

NutritiousSnack posted:

So is this setting up a Roman turn or what?

If anything it confirmed that he's definitely not turning because they've hit gold and don't know it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Has Dean lost the title yet?

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

ZDar Fan posted:

Is that Zeus in the beef jerky ad?

yes

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