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Dec 17, 2008

i mean to be fair it's probably not going to be tough to stomp all over the pacific division

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Dec 17, 2008
I'm guessing that's pretty much a green light for teams make trades to Vegas in return for not picking particular players, because what other kind of trades could Vegas make before the team even plays?

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Dec 17, 2008

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Damnit. Eastside Hockey Manager is hardcoded to have 30 teams in the NHL. The game is ruined. :qq:

That's really stupid for a game that simulates more leagues than just the NHL. Like, is there really no league in the world with more than 30 teams?

Pornographic Memory fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jun 23, 2016

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Dec 17, 2008

Rotten Cookies posted:

So who's gonna be the GM/Coach for this team? Who y'all got at the top of the Craps?

apparently vegas is interested in penguins assistant gm jason botteril. currently his main responsibility is managing the salary cap for the penguins iirc and he's assumed to be one of the leading candidates to replace rutherford whenever he steps down, but obviously that doesn't preclude him deciding to go "gently caress it" and go to vegas instead of waiting around

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Dec 17, 2008
all the fans of cap strapped teams with bad contracts are going to be really disappointed when vegas picks a player who is actually decent instead of the lovely guy on a $5 million multiyear contract and on top of that causes the salary cap to stagnate or even drop as hockey related revenue is now split 31 ways instead of 30

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Dec 17, 2008
It's a shame too, you'd think Tocchet would be a perfect fit for a team in Las Vegas...

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Dec 17, 2008
finally, somethingawful is noteworthy enough to attract the notice of somebody with a twitter and a blog

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Dec 17, 2008
"red hawks" is the kind of name you use for a team in a movie or video game where you use fake names for everything but still want to reference the real thing

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Dec 17, 2008

Yaya posted:

Also apparently the NHL shot down anything gambling related from Day 1 which begs the question, "Why even bother going to Vegas?"

it's a shame because las vegas aces could have been a really good, if obvious, name, working on both the level of being a gambling reference and letting The Creator get his boner on for the military

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Dec 17, 2008

AsInHowe posted:

Washington has the worst banners. Chicago's are also bad, organization-wise.

REGULAR SEASON
EASTERN CONFERENCE
CHAMPIONS

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Dec 17, 2008

hifi posted:

The LV hockey identity is the closest thing The Creator can get to naming the team after his alma mater without a lawsuit

Yeah the whole "knights" thing is because The Creator really really really wishes he could name the team the Black Knights after West Point's athletics teams, and the team is owned under Black Knight Sports & Entertainment.

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Dec 17, 2008
the las vegas support our troops

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Dec 17, 2008

Lessail posted:

Ask why everyone else only wants to poo poo on the team

It's because the vast majority of NHLSAS discussion is veiled or not so veiled making GBS threads on our own and each other's teams. Most teams don't have their own thread for us to go poo poo on them though.

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Dec 17, 2008

Schremp Howard posted:

The payoff of the delay is going to be even better when they go with something that is blatantly obvious/bland/totally loving sucks.

"Haha! We said it wouldn't be Desert Knights, but it actually was all along!"

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Dec 17, 2008
if those are the home team locker rooms i can only imagine the away team has a literal closet

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Dec 17, 2008

Sash! posted:

During a recent game, they showed his stats that prove, career-wise, he's got some of the best stats around, but all I remember is that time he was practically above the faceoff circle near the boards and had to throw his stick towards the net to try to block a shot.

too bad there's no stat for entertainment value because he's certainly up there

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Dec 17, 2008

Thufir posted:

The Las Vegas Desert Tortoise would be pretty rad actually.

las vegas turtle knights

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Dec 17, 2008
its too bad blue jackets is such a cumbersome name because i like that it's actually a mildly noteworthy celebration of civil war history that isn't pro-confederate

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Dec 17, 2008

Aye Doc posted:

mark recchi bought a 0.1% share of the vegas team but had to relinquish his tiny ownership because he's still on the penguins payroll. what a silly boy

yeah that was funny to read about. like come on what did he think was going to happen?

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Dec 17, 2008

Zeeman posted:

Man, the NHL is such a bush league sometimes

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Dec 17, 2008

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Gotta think that's something management has considered. I dont think it'll be a big problem.

How much worse could Vegas be for a young millionaire wanting to party than New York or Montreal or a bunch of other major cities the NHL is already in anyway?

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