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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Las Vegas Five Aces

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

DJExile posted:

Please, Doc

they had a family

E: Imagine 4 pucks on the edge of the boards...

Franchise expansion works the same way.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

On the bright side, the Vegas team will probably still be better than the Leafs and Oilers.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

OK fess up, which one of you is Bill Foley?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/SinBinVegas/status/763814212162375680

It won't be confusing to have two NHL teams with the nickname Hawks. No siree.

Those are boring loving team names.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

HAWK KNIGHTS

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Sash! posted:

Based in Nevada. A dark gray that's almost black, with a pale gold highlights, for the colors (based on their website). And "Nighthawks" is one of the possible names?

Logo's going to be an F-117 Nighthawk because it checks all those boxes too.

There should also be a team called the Yugoslav Colonels then.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

dogstile posted:

Rumoured list of names the creator wants to use

http://imgur.com/a/wiWkO

Whoever made that is trying waaaay too hard.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Fulfill his 13 year-old fantasy and call them the Las Vegas Nytes.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Teemu Pokemon posted:

I hope this team goes 0-82 every year and moves to loving Saskatoon


I hope this guy makes his kids call him The Creator

That would imply that they would lose to the Leafs, Sabres and Oilers.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Gio posted:

lvdk

love dick

haha. oh man.

lol i'm literally 14 years old irl

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Las Vegas xXxBlAcK_KnIgHtz666xXx

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Inferiority Complex

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

I'll root for the Vegas team when they play against the teams I hate more.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

unless ol' baby mouth, and goldblum get fired like right now

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Las Vegas Santa Knights

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Knights Who Say "Ni!"

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

"Gold Knights" sounds better than "Golden Knights"

But only marginally.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Jamwad Hilder posted:

by 2033 all team names will be replaced by an emoji

And the Leafs would be the poop emoji.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Duke Chin posted:

:v: "Looks great but, uhhhhh, where do we put the players and staff, Mr. The Creator?"

:homebrew: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Step into my office" looks over and sees a maitenence closet next to the boiler room.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I've got you all covered, the jerseys have apparently leaked.


would

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Hockey Club of Las Vegas.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Salsa Veg
The Las Vegas Gavel rear end
The Las Vegas Slave Gas
The Las Vegas Veal Sags

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Vincent Van Goat posted:

The Las Vegas Deplorables
The Las Vegas Pepes
The Las Vegas Anime Nazis

Instantly unseating Boston as the most hateable team.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Is there a place streaming this shitshow?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The logo is OK.

The team name is bad.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Even "Gold Knights" sounds less clumsy than "Golden Knights"

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

Toronto is required to use a spot on Horton.

That's amazing.

Ahahahahaha

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Duke Chin posted:

Wait how does this poo poo work cause Marchand just signed an 8 year deal in September, with no-move until 2021, and he's not on the protected list? Or is it implied, and hence not on the list, because of the NMC and there are other rules at play in keeping David Backes (lol) Patrice Bergeron (hell naw) Zdeno Chara (take my Z, please) and David Krejci on the protected list?

I never pay attention to the business side of poo poo - I'm a simple I-see-hockey-on-TV-I-shitpost-about-hockey-on-TV.

It's a list of players that teams must protect in the draft because of the stipulations of their contract. Hence why it's hilarious how Toronto has to waste a spot on Nathan Horton.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

take me you ANIMAL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEoBAyZq0s

Video of Sportnets top probably eligible picks for the expansions, have fun reading the comments.

Also a lot of their picks are total garbage.

holy poo poo that team would be hot garbage

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Blacker Knights

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas Jokers

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Teemu Pokemon posted:

I'm laying in bed getting ready to get up for work and I just had the amazing thought that I can't wait for Vegas to get an AHL franchise and have their affiliate actually have a better name than their parent team

Bonus if it's 'Black Knights'. :laugh:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Las Vegas DEFAULT_TEAM_NAME

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

So what's the update on this dumb team's dumb name?

Last I heard, 'Golden Knights' is disputed by a college team and the army's parachute team.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Rotten Cookies posted:

I made some dumbass things because I'm bored and I like the colors and I know it's not a name that's happening, but gently caress it, I'm gonna :justpost:




Yeah, MSPaint but whatever

The NHL should unironically make bad MSPaint jerseys like the ones in your av.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

checksin posted:

would they make more money if they tarped the whole arena off and covered it with ads

Or pull a Wile E. Coyote and make the tarp a mural of a sold out arena.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Quebec City can have a team when Brian Mulroney is dead in the ground and Quebecor is nothing but a bad memory.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Duke Chin posted:

More specifically southern Oregon.

Bay Area folk be rolling up like "what there's no sales tax here?? People pump your gas for you?!?! Truly it's a different land."

Huh. I didn't know that was still done these days.

Last time, I've been to a full service gas station was... when I was 5 years old...

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Stiev Awt posted:

More empty threats from the Flames to move if they don't get their shiny new stadium; this time from Brian Burke!

https://twitter.com/CTVchrisepp/status/872528026868658177

Seattle Firebirds. Make it happen.

edit: QUEBEC FLAMMES! That'll piss off Calgary even more!

And they don't even have to change the logo much either!

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