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Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Las Vegas Arid
Las Vegas Parch
Las Vegas Dra/oughts
Las Vegas Unsustainables

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Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

eXXon posted:

Las Vegas Dark Knights, then they get sued by Time Warner/DC and drop the K.

Las Vegas Dar Knights



You could run horrid ads like "Do you have your knightdar on?"

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

grack posted:

Las Vegas Scorpions. Play Rock You Like A Hurricane after every goal.

Las Vegas Radscorpions

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

yellowcar posted:

The Las Vegas Salsa Veg
The Las Vegas Gavel rear end
The Las Vegas Slave Gas
The Las Vegas Veal Sags

Las Vegas Glass Eva

...and, hell, Las Vegas Salvages

Wouldn't that be great?

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Top Hats Monthly posted:

1. Burn the NHL at the stake
2. Burn the 90s at the stake

Jesus those loving names are awful aside from Northern Lights

What the hell kind of name would Minnesota Blue Ox have been

though I do like "The oxen are at San Jose this monday"

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

St. Dogbert posted:



This matches up pretty well with the Adidas teaser from earlier today. Either it's a really good fake, or it's the one.

I was a defenseman once, but then I took a puck to the knee.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

CBJSprague24 posted:

Babe the Blue Ox/Paul Bunyan?



Oh. I know what Paul Bunyan is, roughly, but I've never heard of that before. But I think finnish folklore would be somewhat unknown to most of you too..

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
I wonder how many teams will be given worse odds for winning the Stanley cup next year by betting companies, than the kettleheads of Vegas.

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Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Thufir posted:

I could see Hamilton or Quebec getting teams but anywhere else is just way too small.

40 years from now Yellowknife and Iqaluit will have teams to support only areas with possibility of outdoor games before the great Alaskan expansion.

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