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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > How to be Cool at Parties
 
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Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

Jubs posted:

Chris Farley got invited to a lot of parties.

See: Drugs.

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Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

Jubs posted:

But he probably wasn't the one bringing the drugs to the party. So that and being the fattest guy there are two strikes against him.

You're allowed one fat guy per party. But they have to be able to do a mountain of drugs. Every cool party has one.

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Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

 You give it away for free the first time...

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Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

 Just think about how cool Starbucks is, they give their drugs away for free and call it a "sample".

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Dec 24, 2013

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Doggir
Dec 24, 2013

JiveHonky posted:

if the party you are at is called "gathering of the juggalos" does the 1 fat guy rule still apply?

Is that not their convention?

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