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I grew up listening to music on the radio, and was a slave to the programming gods and whatever their schedules told them they had to play, and when. Back in my day LPs, 45s, and cassettes were the predessesors to today's MP3s and other digital files, but they were expensive so I was left with the thriftiness that free airwaves held and flipped through the stations hoping to catch the latest earworm writhing in the auditory center of my brain meat. I've always had this strange knack for taking songs and eventually, after having been inundated with the same song every hour on the hour (or more, if the song was being played on the hour every hour but by a differential of say, 10 minutes on another radio station) until eventually, the synaptic pathway that was created in the first place making me enjoy the song began to deteriorate and corrupt itself into some degenrate bastard of the original song, sometimes turning it into something crude and disgusting, even to myself. I won't go there. So what am I going on about then? This thread is for suggesting songs to be turned into a parody, but I need to ask that we follow a few rules! 1) Anyone can participate, the idea is this: someone will suggest a song to be parodied and then someone else will create a parody of the originally suggested song. I myself will submit lyrics, as my musical talent is best left behind closed, locked and barricaded doors but if anyone wants to do a vocal submission or music or what have you please don't let me stop you! 2) Nothing crude, disgusting or otherwise socially unacceptable please! This includes suggestions, submittals and general discussion in this thread. The intent is to spur on creative output, not to outgross each other  3) Be respectful of one another's submissions. Please!   After the contest ends submissions will be voted on and winners will be selected! Prizes will include a SomethingAwful forums upgrade or two, a donation made in your name to Tailchaser Rescue for $25, there's some BYOB stickers floating around here looking for homes and Steam game keys have been generously donated. Who knows what other prizes may be included! No matter the outcome, I am certain we will ALL be winners! The contest will end in one week, as will my reign as your IK. Let's all have fun, and let the games begin! |
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Please make a parody of T swift's Shake it Off |
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Jun 23, 2016 21:19
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"Wake and Cough" I sleep way too late Live in a marijuana state You know what people say, mmm-mmm Screw what people say, mmm-mmm I zero all my hits And really let them rip At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm Who cares what people say, mmm-mmm But I keep toking Can't stop, won't stop smoking It's like I got this pot smoke In my chest And I can't remember the rest... I forgot what I was gonna say, say, say I can smoke this poo poo all day, day, day Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake Wake and cough! Wake and cough! It comes in all kinds of strains, strains, strains To fry your brains, brains, brains, Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake, wake, wake Wake and cough, wake and cough! I think it's kinda funny I never miss four twenty, I smoke until I can't see, mmm-mmm And other people can't see me, mmm-mmm I'm smoking on my own (smoking on my own) Or even on the phone (even on the phone) But never in the rain, mmm-mmm 'Cause that would be insane, mmm-mmm But I keep vaping, Can't stop, won't stop making Clouds that fill up the room Writing parodies for Goons 'Cause I'm just gonna post, post, post, post, post And turn my brain pan into toast, toast, toast, toast, toast Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake Wake and cough! Wake and cough! How long will it take, take, take, take, take For this dainty bong to break, break, break, break, break Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake, wake, wake Wake and cough! Wake and cough! Wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough, I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough *cough* *cough* *cough* Just think, while I've been waking up and coughing with all these strains from the world You could've been getting high in your own seat. My favorite X Man is the guy with blades for hands I'm like "Oh, my god! How the hell does he wake and bake?" See that guy over there who's missing his hair? He burned it all off 'cause he can't wake and bake... OOOWWWW! I forgot what I was gonna say, say, say I can smoke this poo poo all day, day, day Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake Wake and cough! Wake and cough! It comes in all kinds of strains, strains, strains To fry your brains, brains, brains, Baby, I'm just gonna wake, wake, wake, wake, wake Wake and cough, wake and cough! Wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough, I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough Wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough, I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough Wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough, I, I, I wake and cough, wake and cough Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 24, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 23, 2016 22:23
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Splatmaster posted:"Wake and Cough"  How about Tik Tok by Ke$ha? |
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Jun 23, 2016 22:57
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I love parodies and op is talented at them |
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Jun 23, 2016 23:18
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City of Glompton posted:I love parodies and op is talented at them this and also please do Mean Mr Mustard (Mean Mr Poster?)
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Jun 23, 2016 23:35
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Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (or Johnny Cash version of it if need be)
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Jun 24, 2016 00:18
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<3 
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Alarm Clock Wake up every morning being tickled by whiskers Sometimes I smell their breath and I wake up more quicker Life isn't easy when you have some cats They jump up in your face and leave and keep coming back... I'm talkin' faces that smell like fish, fish Because they licked the taste right off the food dish Knocking stuff off my night stand Causing trouble where ever they can Having cats can be great, But forget about sleeping in l a t e... Alarm clocks are a crock when you have a cat The sun's up so are you and that will be that The birds chirp and tweet better get up right now Me ow, ow, ow ow! Me ow ow ow ow! Where'd my lighter go, it was just right here When I set something down it seems to just disappear I put my keys down and set them down right there So how'd they end up under my chair? I'm talkin' pilfering all my things, things Good thing I don't have no bling, bling I don't think it's real nice, nice To nab and lose all my dice, dice... Alarm clocks are a crock when you have a cat The sun's up so are you and that will be that The birds chirp and tweet better get up right now Me ow, ow, ow ow! Me ow ow ow ow! Gol durned it's my turn to roll a saving throw That's great please wait... Where'd that D20 go? My thaco's not great And I'm getting irate... Where'd that D20 go? Where'd that D20 go? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 00:25
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ok who's recording these?
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Jun 24, 2016 01:21
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FluffieDuckie posted:ok who's recording these? I hope and pray Colorfinger would... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 01:22
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Splatmaster posted:I hope and pray Colorfinger would... oh that would be cool. let's hope he stops by i'd also like to hear from random yobbers tho because this is what we're best at - recording ourselves doing something we're not great at
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Jun 24, 2016 01:29
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I couldn't agree more!
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Jun 24, 2016 01:31
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alnilam posted:this and also please do Mean Mr Mustard (Mean Mr Poster?) I will record this one if you do it, but if inspiration isn't hitting you for this idea then don't worry I'll sing another one |
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Jun 24, 2016 01:32
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alnilam posted:I will record this one if you do it, but if inspiration isn't hitting you for this idea then don't worry I'll sing another one I listened to it briefly, I don't remember hearing it before so I have to let it simmer in my skull for a bit, I'll definately give it a shot, though! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 01:38
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alnilam posted:I will record this one if you do it, but if inspiration isn't hitting you for this idea then don't worry I'll sing another one 
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Jun 24, 2016 01:39
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 <- me when someone else doesn't have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the beatles in their brain like i do
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Jun 24, 2016 01:40
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my favorite thing about al is his willingness to sing for us or catch himself on fire on film for our enjoyment (no one else do that please)
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By the way, one million bonus points gets awarded to any participant who records an entry, one of their own or another posted here or whatever. I have them locked up at a secret location that only Eonwe and I know about. Well, and Fluffie too- she made them herself! I've said too much... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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that. no one else do that
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Jun 24, 2016 01:51
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but I wanna be cool
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alnilam posted:this and also please do Mean Mr Mustard (Mean Mr Poster?) "Mean Old Donald Trump" Mean Old Donald Trump owns Central Park Shaves in the dark trying to save electric Swindles campaign funds Saving up to buy some votes At lesserlings he holds up his nose Such a mean Republican Such a mean Republican His wife is named Melania It was once Ivana, and Marla Maples He takes her out as arm candy Where ever for him is handy At photo ops and social functions Such a dirty Republican Dirty Republican https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 04:37
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Splatmaster posted:"Mean Old Donald Trump" This is so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye
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Jun 24, 2016 06:00
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Uxzuigal posted:Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (or Johnny Cash version of it if need be) "Cert" I used an AV cert today The AV I had was unreal The red text had things to say... I don't know how to feel I was called an a hole With the Goat Man staring back at me Try to wipe it all away I can still see his wedding ring... Where'd it come from? Hello old friend, There's that famous hole- And that damning text I could end it all And use this AV cert- I can change my AV to one That won't make our eyes hurt I wear this goatse pic Instead of my old one Someone spent 10 bucks For a little fun Things are getting tense At someone else's expense I'll have to get a new sig I hope it's not too big... Where'd it come from? Hello old friend, There's the famous hole And that damning text... I could end it all And use this AV cert- I can change my AV to one That won't make our eyes hurt https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 15:52
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aaah these are so good! I will try to do one today, what should I do? may not be until later tonight depending on how busy work is... e: I mean make a parody, not record one of these, I am not up for that at the moment
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Jun 24, 2016 15:59
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Splatmaster posted:"Cert" This is loving legendary. If Colorfinger sings any of these, I am gonna be rolling on the floor laughing my rear end off, get it sewn back on just to laugh it off again. I am in tears.
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Jun 24, 2016 16:03
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I'm glad you're liking my submissions! Feel free to suggest more, I enjoy doing this- it's a lot of fun!
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Jun 24, 2016 16:11
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You've got a gift (“Carry On My Wayward Son?”)
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Jun 24, 2016 19:22
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HighwireAct posted:
"Carry On Kim Jong Un" Carry on Kim Jong Un There won't be peace 'til you are gone South Korea is the best, Because you lost the war, OH! I was stationed for a year at Osan I'm just glad I didn't have to be in Pusan It was a remote tour, I had to go it alone. Though my orders said I still had to go there It didn't mean I had to arrive and care I had to leave my wife in our new home, I got the orders the next day! Carry on Kim Jong Un There won't be peace 'til you are gone South Korea is the best, Because you lost the war, While I was there I had to try some kimchee My favortie meal though was bulgogi And if I say I didn't drink soju Well, it surely means I loving lie. I've never been where they have a monsoon I wish they'd issued me a boat with pontoons It wasn't a far walk to the chow hall, But this was some crazy rain... Carry on Kim Jong Un There won't be peace 'til you are gone South Korea is the best, Because you lost the war, Carry on, And by that I mean give up! Carry on, North Korea is just about bankrupt! Everyone around you is your enemy Even China hates you! Carry on Kim Jong Un There won't be peace 'til you are gone South Korea is the best, Because you lost the war, Because you lost You lost the war, The war! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 19:42
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Jun 24, 2016 19:44
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HighwireAct posted:I'm in tears True story- my wife and I bought a house after having been stationed at the same base for 7 years and 2 weeks after closing on the house I got orders to Korea. Oh well, we got a song out of it at least! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 24, 2016 19:46
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hmm wish I had the ability to record myself singing these cause 
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Jun 24, 2016 21:53
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HighwireAct posted:I'm in tears If this poo poo doesn't hit the frontpage, nothing will. What about "I wanna rock" by Twisted sister or Ram Jam's "Black Betty"?
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Jun 24, 2016 23:59
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Black Betty is such a wonderfully dreadful song. I think it was MUCH more popular in Europe than it was in the US. I have some 45s of it, but they don't get much play.
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Uxzuigal posted:If this poo poo doesn't hit the frontpage, nothing will. The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) Bought a book the other day About parenting and whether or not kids can play It said "no, no, no, no, no!" Tell me not to play It makes sense in a way because on Vulcan They wouldn't play "No, no, no, no, no, no, no" So then I asked myself, "Why would a Vulcan say it?" That must mean another thing is true... The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) When I first saw the book sitting on the shelf I asked myself "why would that guy write it?" And then I said so, so, so, so, so, so, so! Beam me up! I never knew Nimoy was even a doctor I didn't know, know, know, know, know, know, know A book on parenting by a Vulcan should be funny In case you wondered why I'd waste my money... On the other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock! (Spock!) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) I The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) Spock (Spock) The other Spock https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 25, 2016 00:36
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Uxzuigal posted:If this poo poo doesn't hit the frontpage, nothing will. "Strawberry" Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Strawberry on toast jam-a-lam Or on waffles jam-a-lam With some whipped cream jam-a-lam Until it looks obscene jam-a-lam I said oh, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam When I put it on toast, jam-a-lam You know I put on the most, jam-a-lam I like my toast crunchy jam-a-lam When I get the munchies jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam You can call it "Jam" jam-a-lam You can call it "preserves", jam-a-lam Just give her the respect, jam-a-lam That she deserves, jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Whoa, Strawberry jam-a-lam Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 25, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 25, 2016 00:53
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Splatmaster posted:"Strawberry" |
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Jun 25, 2016 01:00
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"Let it Rip" Feat. Uxzuigal (Requested by my wife, Eliuxz). [Parody of Frozen - Let it Go] The sweat glistening on my forehead tonight Not a toilet roll to be seen A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in; heaven knows I tried Don't let them in Don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal Don't feel Don't let them know Well, now they know Let it rip, let it rip Can't hold it back anymore Let it rip, let it rip Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The smell never bothered me anyway It's funny how no toilet paper makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me is dripping down the bowl It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong No rules for me...It's free Let it rip, let it rip I am one with the wind and sky Let it rip, let it rip You'll never see me cry Here I sit and here I'll stay Let the storm rage on My odor flurries through the air into the ground My blood and sweat and tears and shame is flying all around And one thought hits me like a blast I'm never going back The past is in the past Let it rip, let it rip And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it rip, let it rip That perfect girl is gone Here I stand in the light of day Let the storm rage on The smell never bothered me anyway Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jun 25, 2016
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Uxzuigal posted:"Let it Rip" Feat. Uxzuigal (Requested by my wife, Eliuxz). [Parody of Frozen - Let it Go] I love this. Thanks for doing my request. |
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fartzen is my fave disney movie
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